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Porno Dan · 05-19-2008, 02:12 PM

I want to thank XXX Jay for having my drunken ass over at his casa of debauchery this weekend.

I had gone out earlier in the night with Rev Sand to film a porn party. You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

We left that bar where it was held and went to Satine Phoenix's party where I drank way too much vodka; at this point I lost my phone.

From there events get cloudy, but Rev Sand his brother and I plus a couple real porn starlets we met at the party went to XXX Jay's house.

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there. At one point I thought I was Jesus and tried unsuccessfully to walk on the water in Jay's pool.

I want to publically thank Jay for letting me crash at his house. I apologize to those that were there if I offended anyone. I don't recall the last time I got that drunk, but then again I have never gotten divorced either.

RyuLion · 05-19-2008, 02:13 PM

Its time to worship me..I mean him..

xNetworx · 05-19-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there.

Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

Mohawk Steve · 05-19-2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

mikeyddddd · 05-19-2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

Hey, give him a break. He already said he was drunk.

seeric · 05-19-2008, 02:45 PM

i am one hot bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baddog · 05-19-2008, 02:49 PM

I was just wondering why someone seemed to be missing lately.

MandyBlake · 05-19-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I was just wondering why someone seemed to be missing lately.

yeah same here.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-19-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I want to thank XXX Jay for having my drunken ass over at his casa of debauchery this weekend.

I had gone out earlier in the night with Rev Sand to film a porn party. You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

We left that bar where it was held and went to Satine Phoenix's party where I drank way too much vodka; at this point I lost my phone.

From there events get cloudy, but Rev Sand his brother and I plus a couple real porn starlets we met at the party went to XXX Jay's house.

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there. At one point I thought I was Jesus and tried unsuccessfully to walk on the water in Jay's pool.

I want to publically thank Jay for letting me crash at his house. I apologize to those that were there if I offended anyone. I don't recall the last time I got that drunk, but then again I have never gotten divorced either.

I love Satine...another hottie that left San Francisco and migrated to Porn Valley.

ADG

tony286 · 05-19-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

yeah same here.

she was a very nice girl

Porno Dan · 05-19-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i am one hot bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok the secret's out. I got divorced so I could carry on my affair with you and Steve.

WiredGuy · 05-19-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

I have the same problem...
WG

Iron Fist · 05-19-2008, 03:24 PM

Sounds like fun!

chri$tian · 05-19-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

hahahahaha

SCOOTER · 05-19-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i am one hot bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hot ?

Imortyl Pussycat · 05-19-2008, 03:38 PM

sorry to hear about your divorce sweetheart but glad to hear that you and your buddies were surrounded by hot chicks and debauchery this weekend. i hear that's the way most guys get over a girl, fuck a bunch of hot chicks

Kudles · 05-19-2008, 04:19 PM

Glad to hear you had a great time!

trishauptown · 05-19-2008, 05:47 PM

Oh!! Honey!! Sorry to hear!!! But I Bet a lot of women are glad to hear such a funny guy is single now!!!

CIVMatt · 05-19-2008, 05:52 PM

I think we saw it coming anyways, glad to hear of your shenanigans... looking forward to seeing ya soon buddy

JFK · 05-19-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I was just wondering why someone seemed to be missing lately.

me too

Fat Panda · 05-19-2008, 06:01 PM

nothin wrong with getting drunk

Gerco · 05-19-2008, 06:17 PM

Hey Dan. your part of the "club" now

Porno Dan · 05-19-2008, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by trishauptown

Oh!! Honey!! Sorry to hear!!! But I Bet a lot of women are glad to hear such a funny guy is single now!!!

Thanks for the words of encouragement. It means a lot.

Dan

RevSand · 05-19-2008, 09:46 PM

It was a good night...

AaliyahLove · 05-19-2008, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I want to thank XXX Jay for having my drunken ass over at his casa of debauchery this weekend.

I had gone out earlier in the night with Rev Sand to film a porn party. You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

We left that bar where it was held and went to Satine Phoenix's party where I drank way too much vodka; at this point I lost my phone.

From there events get cloudy, but Rev Sand his brother and I plus a couple real porn starlets we met at the party went to XXX Jay's house.

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there. At one point I thought I was Jesus and tried unsuccessfully to walk on the water in Jay's pool.

I want to publically thank Jay for letting me crash at his house. I apologize to those that were there if I offended anyone. I don't recall the last time I got that drunk, but then again I have never gotten divorced either.

LOL.. I was supposed to b there but I flaked

sounds like I missed out on a rly good time

IntenseJerry · 05-19-2008, 10:17 PM

Dan, Been down that road 3 times. Single is better for both of us... J

Porno Dan · 05-19-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by IntenseJerry

Dan, Been down that road 3 times. Single is better for both of us... J

I agree.

I waited 37 years to get married, and managed to get divorced in 16 months.

Shameless · 05-20-2008, 01:05 AM

Dan you are amazing: Recap of the night, kinda. Walked in, Steve threw my PNut M&M's at A1R3K in the Jacuzzi, Beansie (the drunk passed out guy) passed out again but seemed to smile every time I brought naked titties over to him (so I think he was playing possum) Dan, wasn't that drunk (or he might just be the most awesome drunk I have ever seen), he still was throwing game. It was cool when he tried to walk on water though, I spilled a beer on myself and Jays cool hanging bed (sorry Jay) as drunk Beansie tried to kinda direct a fun girl girl that was going on right next to me and just totally kill my wood. Uuumm, A1R3K got sum, and that's pretty much it. I think, or at least that I can tell you or i'd have to kill you (lol) Fun times, thanks for having us Jay... .. .

mx8829 · 05-20-2008, 01:11 AM

I wish I could be at a party like that lol

IntenseJerry · 05-20-2008, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mx8829

I wish I could be at a party like that lol

Yes Dan, next month in LA... Bringing Tabitha from www.TotallyTabitha.com... Let the games begin... J

alby_persignup · 05-20-2008, 05:08 AM

boys will always be boys! have fun!

Jay-Rock · 05-20-2008, 07:35 AM

Been there done thatwoke up in Jail the next morning for PI!

You will be alright man! Porn guys are better off single anyways!

Spyce · 05-20-2008, 07:40 AM

Sounds like a great way to celebrate your divorce :-)

raven1083 · 05-20-2008, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I love Satine...another hottie that left San Francisco and migrated to Porn Valley.

ADG

Very sexy lady indeed! I like her much!

rayadp05 · 05-20-2008, 07:50 AM

Sounds like you had a good time.

TurboAngel · 05-20-2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I agree.

I waited 37 years to get married, and managed to get divorced in 16 months.

Was it that long? I didn't win the pool then.

sniperwolf · 05-20-2008, 09:30 AM

Ouch, sorry to hear on the divorce but you'll be fine soon!

media · 05-20-2008, 09:32 AM

Divorce sucks.. Hang in there Dan, it gets better!!

vidvicious · 05-20-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I agree.

I waited 37 years to get married, and managed to get divorced in 16 months.

Shit happens bro ..

The key is what you do with it .. enjoy life you get to "fall in Love" all over again .. with a much younger, hotter chick !

Mohawk Steve · 05-20-2008, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Shameless

Steve threw my PNut M&M's at A1R3K in the Jacuzzi

I did? Sorry about that Shameless! I got 2 packs with your name of them next time I see ya

Andy Servers4Less · 05-20-2008, 10:11 AM

Freeeedoomm!

Porno Dan · 05-20-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shameless

Dan you are amazing: Recap of the night, kinda. Walked in, Steve threw my PNut M&M's at A1R3K in the Jacuzzi, Beansie (the drunk passed out guy) passed out again but seemed to smile every time I brought naked titties over to him (so I think he was playing possum) Dan, wasn't that drunk (or he might just be the most awesome drunk I have ever seen), he still was throwing game. It was cool when he tried to walk on water though, I spilled a beer on myself and Jays cool hanging bed (sorry Jay) as drunk Beansie tried to kinda direct a fun girl girl that was going on right next to me and just totally kill my wood. Uuumm, A1R3K got sum, and that's pretty much it. I think, or at least that I can tell you or i'd have to kill you (lol) Fun times, thanks for having us Jay... .. .

This is way more than I remember.

All those years having your own bar shine through at times, as I was beyond drunk.

Once again thanks to Jay for having us at his beautiful pad.

I look forward to partying with you guys again soon at the party I am throwing for Xpeeps June 5th at Blue Moon Nights.

Mister E · 05-20-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by trishauptown

Oh!! Honey!! Sorry to hear!!! But I Bet a lot of women are glad to hear such a funny guy is single now!!!

speaking of world class beauties,.,,

Hi Trisha

_Richard_ · 05-20-2008, 10:37 AM

sorry to hear about the divorce.. :\

Porno Dan · 05-20-2008, 04:04 PM

Thanks for all the kind words. I appreciate it.

Dan

Porno Dan · 05-21-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by IntenseJerry

Yes Dan, next month in LA... Bringing Tabitha from www.TotallyTabitha.com... Let the games begin... J

NOW this makes me happy!!!!

KellyKayne · 05-21-2008, 11:23 AM

Dan's going to be awfully busy here soon ;)

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