I am divorced - my drunk ass divorce night
 

I want to thank XXX Jay for having my drunken ass over at his casa of debauchery this weekend.

I had gone out earlier in the night with Rev Sand to film a porn party. You know a porn party sucks when I am the only porn "star" in attendance.

We left that bar where it was held and went to Satine Phoenix's party where I drank way too much vodka; at this point I lost my phone.

From there events get cloudy, but Rev Sand his brother and I plus a couple real porn starlets we met at the party went to XXX Jay's house.

I remember that Airek, Big Steve, Shane World's Megan, and a bunch of other hot chicks were there. At one point I thought I was Jesus and tried unsuccessfully to walk on the water in Jay's pool.

I want to publically thank Jay for letting me crash at his house. I apologize to those that were there if I offended anyone. I don't recall the last time I got that drunk, but then again I have never gotten divorced either.

Its time to worship me..I mean him..

Since when are Airek and Big Steve considered hot chicks? lol.. jk

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey, give him a break. He already said he was drunk.

i am one hot bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just wondering why someone seemed to be missing lately.

yeah same here.

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http://www.asiandivagirls.com/tgp/20...s/adg_0009.jpg

I love Satine...another hottie that left San Francisco and migrated to Porn Valley. :(

ADG

she was a very nice girl

Ok the secret's out. I got divorced so I could carry on my affair with you and Steve.

I have the same problem...
WG

Sounds like fun! :)

hahahahaha

hot ? :helpme

sorry to hear about your divorce sweetheart but glad to hear that you and your buddies were surrounded by hot chicks and debauchery this weekend. i hear that's the way most guys get over a girl, fuck a bunch of hot chicks :thumbsup

Glad to hear you had a great time!

Oh!! Honey!! Sorry to hear!!! But I Bet a lot of women are glad to hear such a funny guy is single now!!!

I think we saw it coming anyways, glad to hear of your shenanigans... looking forward to seeing ya soon buddy

me too:winkwink:

nothin wrong with getting drunk

Hey Dan. your part of the "club" now :)

Thanks for the words of encouragement. It means a lot.

Dan

It was a good night...

LOL.. I was supposed to b there but I flaked :( sounds like I missed out on a rly good time

Dan, Been down that road 3 times. Single is better for both of us... J

I agree.

I waited 37 years to get married, and managed to get divorced in 16 months.

Dan you are amazing: Recap of the night, kinda. Walked in, Steve threw my PNut M&M's at A1R3K in the Jacuzzi, Beansie (the drunk passed out guy) passed out again but seemed to smile every time I brought naked titties over to him (so I think he was playing possum) Dan, wasn't that drunk (or he might just be the most awesome drunk I have ever seen), he still was throwing game. It was cool when he tried to walk on water though, I spilled a beer on myself and Jays cool hanging bed (sorry Jay) as drunk Beansie tried to kinda direct a fun girl girl that was going on right next to me and just totally kill my wood. Uuumm, A1R3K got sum, and that's pretty much it. I think, or at least that I can tell you or i'd have to kill you (lol) Fun times, thanks for having us Jay... .. .

I wish I could be at a party like that lol

Yes Dan, next month in LA... Bringing Tabitha from www.TotallyTabitha.com... Let the games begin... J

boys will always be boys! have fun!

Been there done thatwoke up in Jail the next morning for PI!

You will be alright man! Porn guys are better off single anyways!

Sounds like a great way to celebrate your divorce :-)

:thumbsup

Very sexy lady indeed! I like her much!

Sounds like you had a good time. :thumbsup

Was it that long? I didn't win the pool then.


:Oh crap

Ouch, sorry to hear on the divorce but you'll be fine soon! :)

Divorce sucks.. Hang in there Dan, it gets better!!

Shit happens bro ..

The key is what you do with it .. enjoy life you get to "fall in Love" all over again .. with a much younger, hotter chick !

:helpme I did? Sorry about that Shameless! I got 2 packs with your name of them next time I see ya

Freeeedoomm!

This is way more than I remember.

All those years having your own bar shine through at times, as I was beyond drunk.

Once again thanks to Jay for having us at his beautiful pad.

I look forward to partying with you guys again soon at the party I am throwing for Xpeeps June 5th at Blue Moon Nights.

speaking of world class beauties,.,,

Hi Trisha

sorry to hear about the divorce.. :\

Thanks for all the kind words. I appreciate it.

Dan

NOW this makes me happy!!!!

Dan's going to be awfully busy here soon ;)