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I need a watch to attracted girls with questionable values, like strippers..
I live in indiana. Keep your crazy watches from your economically superior places to yourself. I would like it to cost less than $3,000... $4,000 tops.
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It cost you 3000-4000 at strip clubs? GOOD JOB! I love those girls.... So much fun I get dances too! Loves it
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mount an ATM machine to the watch
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You can get a flashy looking Tag Heuer for well under that budget and still have plenty of money left over for lapdances, he he.
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or get the pimp watch, there's nothing like it on Earth
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I was asking for advice on what kind of flashy watch a stripper might like that I could buy for 3k-4k...
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keep in mind that if you want to pick up a stripper NEVER give them a dime
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This would attract a guy with a DeLorean
![]() The rolex is more my style, im not convinced its stripper style. ![]() Thats more like it!!
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Get a low end Rolex. Chicks in LA can clock the level of your watch and will recognize something like a Tag Heuer. In Indiana, I'd recommend going with the classic. Something with a couple of blingy accents and a Rolex label is probably ideal.
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ok I feel dumb..........lol Anyway I work with them and even though I'm not I love the new Gucci watch that's out and You can never go wrong with Tiffany&co.
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What about this watch. http://cgi.ebay.com/JUST-BLING-12-00...QQcmdZViewItem Actually I don't like it, lol
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Err Tag makes some very nice watches, their higher end stuff costs more than the low end Rolexes. Besides, buying the cheapest Rolex you can get won't impress anyone.
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LOL, I don't know about costa rica but I think you are wrong about here. She probably had the right idea.
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I found a Rolex with some diamonds. Bidding might takes it over $4k though. What do you think about it?
http://cgi.ebay.com/MENS-ROLEX-18K-G...QQcmdZViewItem
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![]() There you go: http://www.uniquemechanics.com/index.php?pr_id=3126 Maybe you can put a down payment on a Boxster while you're at it. |
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Let's do some business!
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I think diamonds on watches looks cheesy. In my mind, diamonds are beautiful and elegant and are for women... not men.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Just buy a datejust for 1-2k then add the diamond bezel and dial to it for 400 bucks
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So this is EXACTLY what you described? And then they are getting a 1k to 2k profit? Is this a well known industry gimmick or what? lol? I was thinking about buying it.
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I can't seem to find a gold datejust except the one I posted. The rest are 2 tone. Whats the deal on that?
Thanks for your insight!!!
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All those watches are ugly as fuck.
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Yeah its a gimmick. They buy old rolex's and redo the face and bezel and sell them at a good profit. pretty easy to do it yourself and save some cash if your on a budget
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All gold is rare because it looks like shit ;)
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Is ebay actually a reasonable way to buy a high-end watch? It seems chances of paying $4k for some $200 replica seems pretty high...
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you don't need to spend $3-$4k on a watch to pick up strippers...
you can buy a cheap knock off that will be just as effective for $25 or less... they won't know the difference. I used to wear a $25 blingin' watch back in high school so i'm speaking from experience here ![]() |
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Are you playing? Why the fuck do you need a watch? Save some money and buy a teener... you'll have strippers all over you.
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Dude get yourself a cheap Mid size Stainless (Rolex) DateJust , you can find them all over the place from about $700 to $1,500. Check Ebay..
And by the way ...the best stripper picker upper , is a Bag Of Meth..even a half T will get the job done! |
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I don't know what a "teener" is or a "half T". I'm so sheltered.
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I am sorry, but I really can't imagine trying to impress an Indiana stripper . . . especially not with a $4k watch.
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I said hoes with questionable values such as strippers. You don't think it would work on that group ?
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Ah gotcha. Yea, they are really worth no effort lol.
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Instead of wasting money on an over priced watch, why not just hire the Indiana ho outright? What could that be? $50 to $200??? Then it's a sure thing.
I sure don't need a $3K watch to make my day. Fuck, the ho prolly has crabs anyway and then there is always the chance of being mugged in the parking lot... Then no watch and no blow job. |
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What makes an Indiana ho worth less than any other? Went to college in IN and had some fine times! Can't say they are any worse than CA, MA, KS, IL or any other state I happened to have a little luck over the years.
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You probably have pretty low standards anyway.
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That may well be the ugliest watch I have ever seen.
Something like ![]() or ![]() would be a much better choice.
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I agree......... gold is out also........ Also never buy a used watch........and if not used? It's a knock off
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does anyone craft watches out of cocaine?
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That pimpin watch matches my hubcaps. Sweet.
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As stupid as I think this thread is, here is some real advice.
Don't buy a watch off a photo. At least go to a jeweler first and try a whole bunch on, and see which ones look right on your wrist and feel right... A watch's photo on ebay and how it looks on you are different and you may regret spending $4k on something used that you don't even like once you open the box. |
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