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Someone tried to break into my condo last night. Grrrrr... Someone tried to break into my condo last night. Grrrrr...
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:12 AM   #1
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Someone tried to break into my condo last night. Grrrrr...
I woke up to some Thai fuck on my back porch trying to get into my back door. He fled when I turned on the light, hopped on his motobike and drove off.

Waiting for the security people to get here now to beef up the place.

There needs to be a law in every country that if you catch someone on your property, you are free to do with them as you wish.
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:28 AM   #2
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what would you wish to do with them ? , a beating? ... flogging? ... swift kick in the ass maybe ?
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:31 AM   #3
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what would you wish to do with them ? , a beating? ... flogging? ... swift kick in the ass maybe ?
A beating with a large stick perhaps.

Cut the word "THIEF" into his forehead with a blade, in both english and thai.

Cut off a finger maybe.
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:31 AM   #4
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I woke up to some Thai fuck on my back porch trying to get into my back door. He fled when I turned on the light, hopped on his motobike and drove off.
You hopped on his motorbike and drove off? Kick ass!

How's your back door?
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:09 AM   #5
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That sucks. I can't fucking stand thieves. Good luck with your extra security.
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:10 AM   #6
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yeah , maybe get a dog
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:15 AM   #7
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Uhm, you never turn on lights to scare off intrude, you make coffee and sit in the chair waiting for him to get in.... Trust me the look in their eyes with 12" of remington steel pointed at them is worth all the gold in your house.. And the blood splatting when they turn and run is just pure sweet bonus fun.... Inside your house it is perfectly legal...
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:22 AM   #8
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Uhm, you never turn on lights to scare off intrude, you make coffee and sit in the chair waiting for him to get in.... Trust me the look in their eyes with 12" of remington steel pointed at them is worth all the gold in your house.. And the blood splatting when they turn and run is just pure sweet bonus fun.... Inside your house it is perfectly legal...
Ho shit, can I have your autograph? I've always worshipped you from afar, Mr. Brawny Paper Towel Man.
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This thread is making me horny. WTF
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Old 05-17-2008, 03:29 AM   #10
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I woke up to some Thai fuck on my back porch trying to get into my back door. He fled when I turned on the light, hopped on his motobike and drove off.

Waiting for the security people to get here now to beef up the place.

There needs to be a law in every country that if you catch someone on your property, you are free to do with them as you wish.

Fucking lil bastard you should have tied him up and get the biggest tranny cocks you can find and pounded the shit out of him, caught on tape as retribution!
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Old 05-17-2008, 04:22 AM   #11
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Old 05-17-2008, 06:49 AM   #12
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You hopped on his motorbike and drove off? Kick ass!

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if you werent home and he broke in, he's probably be scared off by the weird fact that you don't have any condoms in the house... surely a tipoff in his mind that its a trap
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If you catch him, you should just sit down and have a talk about Jesus. Invite Erica Campbell too.
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what would you wish to do with them ? , a beating? ... flogging? ... swift kick in the ass maybe ?
put tits on him and fuck him???
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Ho shit, can I have your autograph? I've always worshipped you from afar, Mr. Brawny Paper Towel Man.
He has a little captain in him....
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put tits on him and fuck him???
i like your style
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Fucking lil bastard you should have tied him up and get the biggest tranny cocks you can find and pounded the shit out of him, caught on tape as retribution!
Yea... Joe Francis style.
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Ohhhhh that's good considering everything you know that is going on at this moment.
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I woke up to some Thai fuck on my back porch trying to get into my back door. He fled when I turned on the light, hopped on his motobike and drove off.

Waiting for the security people to get here now to beef up the place.

There needs to be a law in every country that if you catch someone on your property, you are free to do with them as you wish.
LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! MAYBE IT WAS ONE OF THE GIRLS FROM 7-11 HUSBANDS OR BOYFRIEND, THEY WERE BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT YOU HAD IN THE HOUSE!!!
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bring out the gimp?
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