Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I woke up to some Thai fuck on my back porch trying to get into my back door. He fled when I turned on the light, hopped on his motobike and drove off.

Waiting for the security people to get here now to beef up the place.

There needs to be a law in every country that if you catch someone on your property, you are free to do with them as you wish.