Moral Dilemma: What do I do, GFY? - GoFuckYourself.com

GrouchyAdmin · 05-13-2008, 11:52 PM

Hi folks,

Despite my usual 'nasty asshole' facade I've created for myself on this forum - I'm perplexed.

I walked to the local all-night store (I'm trying to get in better shape), only to find that on my way there, a garbage can was mewling. I opened it up, and there was a tiny kitten in the trash. I brought it home and stuck it in a box - in the guest bathroom with some water and I picked up a small kibble when I went back to the store.. maybe 3, 4 days, I dunno.. I don't own cats.

I'm deathly (can't breathe) allergic to cats, but I couldn't let the poor thing go this way.

Despite my allergies, it's a tiny little multicolor orange/white thing - but I can't keep it, that's against my rental agreement.

Vote on what I should do with it, please. I can't keep it, and my eyes are already watering.

Mutt · 05-14-2008, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Hi folks,

Despite my usual 'nasty asshole' facade I've created for myself on this forum - I'm perplexed.

I walked to the local all-night store (I'm trying to get in better shape), only to find that on my way there, a garbage can was mewling. I opened it up, and there was a tiny kitten in the trash. I brought it home and stuck it in a box - in the guest bathroom with some water and I picked up a small kibble when I went back to the store.. maybe 3, 4 days, I dunno.. I don't own cats.

I'm deathly (can't breathe) allergic to cats, but I couldn't let the poor thing go this way.

Despite my allergies, it's a tiny little multicolor orange/white thing - but I can't keep it, that's against my rental agreement.

Vote on what I should do with it, please. I can't keep it, and my eyes are already watering.

soft as mush you are!

if you can't keep it try to find a good home for it amongst people you know first - then post on craigslist for your city/area maybe, if your supermarkets have bulletion boards pin one up for the kitten - last resort take it to the local ASPCA - kittens and puppies i think always get homes.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-14-2008, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

if you can't keep it try to find a good home for it amongst people you know first - then post on craigslist for your city/area maybe, if your supermarkets have bulletion boards pin one up for the kitten - last resort take it to the local ASPCA - kittens and puppies i think always get homes.

The last time I've known non-relatives in this city, uhm... it was 1996. I haven't bothered to make friends because I work about 20 hours/day. The rest of the time I cry, and masturbate myself to sleep.

I may try putting some pictures/contact info on the boards at the local supermarkets, but I can't take a decent picture (my printer is an HP 6P; black only, ancient, and a hard worker - just as I like 'em).

I just don't want to break my lease or waste half of my working day for 'oh, maybe's. It's cute, but I can't handle it.

I put a manual 'timer' (I don't have a normal clock) into the room with it. I'll have to reset it or take it out soon, because if the egg timer goes off, I'll laugh, then feel bad for scaring the poor thing.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-14-2008, 12:18 AM

I can't cuddle it, because I'll die. How can I make it shut up? I feel like a bad parent.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-14-2008, 12:24 AM

If he's a little kitten, call up a couple petstores and see if they'll take him. i know the petstore here takes kittens, but only if they're little cute and cuddly. They don't sell too well otherwise.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-14-2008, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

If he's a little kitten, call up a couple petstores and see if they'll take him. i know the petstore here takes kittens, but only if they're little cute and cuddly. They don't sell too well otherwise.

Hah. Turn a profit? He looks kind of like your sig, but less Jewish. Also, about 1/8th the size.

I feel bad for abandoning it in the bathroom, but my allergies are really, really, really bad. I've downed like half a pack of Sudafed and it's still hard to breathe.

ztik · 05-14-2008, 12:38 AM

put it on craigs, someone will nab it up pretty fast

GrouchyAdmin · 05-14-2008, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ztik

put it on craigs, someone will nab it up pretty fast

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WiredGuy · 05-14-2008, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Do you want some fucking pussy or not?

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GrouchyAdmin · 05-14-2008, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Free: Red haired pussy

Guaranteed to get tons of views at the least.
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Yeah, but then I'll need to put out to get rid of it.

GigoloJustin · 05-14-2008, 02:33 AM

I'd say eat it. But if it came outta the trash.. that's some pretty nasty pussy =)

Stephen McTowelie · 05-14-2008, 02:44 AM

Grouchyadmin So are you in the UK i take it from the little flags.
Where abouts if its south east can prob help

joshll · 05-14-2008, 02:50 AM

Somebody from the UK that says 'Trash' ?

Take it to a farm..All farmers like cats..They keep the rats away.

Madame0120 · 05-14-2008, 02:55 AM

It was livin' the high life in the trash can. Food, shelter, and lots of people to meow at. Why'd you go and move it?

BlackCrayon · 05-14-2008, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie

Grouchyadmin So are you in the UK i take it from the little flags.
Where abouts if its south east can prob help

they look like canadian flags to me...anyways. you can also post some "free kitten to good home" signs around your area.

2crazy4u · 05-14-2008, 06:23 AM

good luck with your pussy

Spunky · 05-14-2008, 06:28 AM

Put some flyers on windshields at the local mall

Vick! · 05-14-2008, 06:36 AM

Are you into beastality? just asking lol ..

Well, take it to the market on some busy evening and leave it inside or in lawn. Someone will take it home.

rowan · 05-14-2008, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie

Grouchyadmin So are you in the UK i take it from the little flags.

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

they look like canadian flags to me

You guys never heard of geo IP, eh?

Holly · 05-14-2008, 07:00 AM

Unless you're considering killing it, why is it a moral dilemma?

Just take it to the local shelter.

Jdoughs · 05-14-2008, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

You guys never heard of geo IP, eh?

lol was a good laugh with the morning coffee

MichaelP · 05-14-2008, 07:07 AM

I sadi : Put it on Craigslist. But I think that any pet shop will take it, especially if it is a kitten, They usually sell fast

BlackCrayon · 05-14-2008, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

You guys never heard of geo IP, eh?

Haha, damn it.

MichaelP · 05-14-2008, 07:10 AM

BTW I hope that those who said : Take it to the pound. were joking !!!!!!!!!!!

candyflip · 05-14-2008, 07:22 AM

Craigslist or find a local no kill shelter. The "pound" will put her down if nobody adopts her.

Thankfully she's a kitten, so I'm sure someone will snatch her up quick.

dig420 · 05-14-2008, 07:24 AM

A small kitten will pretty much always get adopted quickly, even at the pound. She will be fine there.

rowan · 05-14-2008, 07:42 AM

+1 for a local shelter, kittens get placed straight away. It's the adult cats that have a hard time finding a home.

(In a way that's not always a good thing, since people are going for the cuteness of kittens... a cat aged 1.5 years when you get it is not going to be that much different to a kitten after a couple of years.)

carol.prime · 05-14-2008, 09:04 AM

Take him to the petshop.

that's the best thing to do, but it doesn't include in your choices so better it him. lol!

Celeb Fan · 05-14-2008, 09:09 AM

give it to your friends

GrouchyAdmin · 05-14-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GigoloJustin

I'd say eat it. But if it came outta the trash.. that's some pretty nasty pussy =)

I see a solo site, man! Fresh pussy!

Well, folks (and you geoip disabled turds who think I'm related to you):

I went outside today (garbage day), and mentioned what I found to my neighbor. She is now the happy owner of a claw-y, scratch-y, mewling annoying fucking cat. Time to try to sleep with my goddamn eyes still watering.

Jens Van Assterdam · 05-14-2008, 09:37 AM

Do you see my email ?

seeric · 05-14-2008, 09:37 AM

what kind of asshole throws a kitten in a trash can? fucking disgusting society is.

media · 05-14-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

what kind of asshole throws a kitten in a trash can? fucking disgusting society is.

I rescued 6 kittens from a dumpster.. Bottle fed them all and heleped get homes for all of them.. It was crazy feeding and getting 6 kittens to go poop and pee when they were newborns..

OG LennyT · 05-14-2008, 11:36 AM

Take it to the pound. They find homes for kittens faster then you will.

BTW, take comfort in all the +karma points you have racked up.

Scott McD · 05-14-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

what kind of asshole throws a kitten in a trash can? fucking disgusting society is.

Humans fucking disgust me sometimes...

WiredGuy · 05-14-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Yeah, but then I'll need to put out to get rid of it.

Wait a few days and we'll see how badly you want some descent sleep

WG

CherryLipsRosa · 05-14-2008, 11:55 AM

Just ask around in your neighborhood, maybe someone would want a cat

cykoe6 · 05-14-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

How can I make it shut up? I feel like a bad parent.

Have you tried feeding it something?

woj · 05-14-2008, 12:45 PM

Drop it off at one of them animal donation places...at night..
They will probably give you shit about it if you drop it off during the day...

GrouchyAdmin · 05-14-2008, 09:58 PM

I ended up finding it a home with a neighbor.

videodoll · 05-14-2008, 10:06 PM

that is great news. I was going to ask if you had any friends who might take it.

There are also no kill shelters that you could bring it to if you had to. This way you know it willend up in a good home. If you put an animal on craigslist you may end up givig it to an irresponsible person.

Babaganoosh · 05-14-2008, 10:18 PM

See if you can find a no kill shelter for him. The local pound will put it down if nobody takes it. Even kittens don't get adopted as often as you might think. Locally less than 10% of them that come in get homes. The rest die.

View Poll Results: What should I do with the kitty?
Put it on Craigslist.	29	50.00%
Take it to the pound.	15	25.86%
Put it on eBay.	2	3.45%
Eat it, lololol!	12	20.69%
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05-13-2008, 11:52 PM	#1
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Moral Dilemma: What do I do, GFY? Hi folks, Despite my usual 'nasty asshole' facade I've created for myself on this forum - I'm perplexed. I walked to the local all-night store (I'm trying to get in better shape), only to find that on my way there, a garbage can was mewling. I opened it up, and there was a tiny kitten in the trash. I brought it home and stuck it in a box - in the guest bathroom with some water and I picked up a small kibble when I went back to the store.. maybe 3, 4 days, I dunno.. I don't own cats. I'm deathly (can't breathe) allergic to cats, but I couldn't let the poor thing go this way. Despite my allergies, it's a tiny little multicolor orange/white thing - but I can't keep it, that's against my rental agreement. Vote on what I should do with it, please. I can't keep it, and my eyes are already watering. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

05-14-2008, 12:18 AM	#4
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	I can't cuddle it, because I'll die. How can I make it shut up? I feel like a bad parent. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

05-14-2008, 12:38 AM	#7
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	put it on craigs, someone will nab it up pretty fast __________________ .

05-14-2008, 02:44 AM	#12
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05-14-2008, 12:24 AM	#5
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	If he's a little kitten, call up a couple petstores and see if they'll take him. i know the petstore here takes kittens, but only if they're little cute and cuddly. They don't sell too well otherwise.

05-14-2008, 02:33 AM	#11
GigoloJustin Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,244	I'd say eat it. But if it came outta the trash.. that's some pretty nasty pussy =)

05-14-2008, 02:50 AM	#13
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05-14-2008, 07:00 AM	#20
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05-14-2008, 07:07 AM	#22
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	I sadi : Put it on Craigslist. But I think that any pet shop will take it, especially if it is a kitten, They usually sell fast

05-14-2008, 07:10 AM	#24
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	BTW I hope that those who said : Take it to the pound. were joking !!!!!!!!!!!

05-14-2008, 07:22 AM	#25
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Craigslist or find a local no kill shelter. The "pound" will put her down if nobody adopts her. Thankfully she's a kitten, so I'm sure someone will snatch her up quick. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

05-14-2008, 07:24 AM	#26
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	A small kitten will pretty much always get adopted quickly, even at the pound. She will be fine there.

05-14-2008, 07:42 AM	#27
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	+1 for a local shelter, kittens get placed straight away. It's the adult cats that have a hard time finding a home. (In a way that's not always a good thing, since people are going for the cuteness of kittens... a cat aged 1.5 years when you get it is not going to be that much different to a kitten after a couple of years.)

05-14-2008, 09:04 AM	#28
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05-14-2008, 09:09 AM	#29
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05-14-2008, 10:06 PM	#41
videodoll Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: here and there. Posts: 196	that is great news. I was going to ask if you had any friends who might take it. There are also no kill shelters that you could bring it to if you had to. This way you know it willend up in a good home. If you put an animal on craigslist you may end up givig it to an irresponsible person. __________________ www.nikki9teen.com www.amandaedge.com ICQ: 415397976

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