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VikingMan · 05-16-2008, 08:57 PM

You may be amazed but there are females who will come to my house and clean it for free. Some even buy me cleaning supplies, food, and other things for the house. Hey don't blame me, I am just allowing them to do what they want to do voluntarily.

But one cleaner is not going to be invited back so am considering giving her opportunity to someone new.

You will be in a house where you will see various sexual activities both on and off camera. You never are expected to participate in any way other than perhaps bringing some drinks in to the room.

email me at youcleanmyhouse at gmail for pics of the house

Yes, this is a serious post. Thank you

Spunky · 05-16-2008, 08:59 PM

Is there a dental plan?

mozadek · 05-16-2008, 09:01 PM

lame shit

qxm · 05-16-2008, 09:02 PM

lol post... bump for serious business

VikingMan · 05-16-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Is there a dental plan?

Thank you for reminding me.....The cleaner should have nice teeth because there is no dental plan.

What you do get is much much better. You get to hang around an interesting mix of people.

Snake Doctor · 05-16-2008, 09:08 PM

A have a position available on my staff as well.

VikingMan · 05-16-2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by qxm

lol post... bump for serious business

Yes, this is serious business because it is not every day she gets to use a Dyson vacuum cleaner. I have this vacuum cleaner for the 2 rugs and the stairway. The rest of the house is hardwood or tile.
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Jim_Gunn · 05-16-2008, 09:13 PM

And to think that I pay $60 every couple of weeks for my house cleaner to give my place a thorough cleaning! What I fool I have been!

Seriously though man, are you really getting a good house cleaning for free? Can she really clean your bathroom the way you would like and all the other places that need it if you are allowing some nutty broad to come do menial labor just for the opportunity to be around for the sexual hijinks?

Iron Fist · 05-16-2008, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

What you do get is much much better. You get to hang around an interesting mix of people.

Oh wow! Sounds like the local tranny bar here.... and trust me.. nothing is more interesting than a tranny bar across the street from a biker bar.

VikingMan · 05-16-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Seriously though man, are you really getting a good house cleaning for free? Can she really clean your bathroom the way you would like and all the other places that need it if you are allowing some nutty broad to come do menial labor just for the opportunity to be around for the sexual hijinks?

The floors need to be cleaned every 2 days. The rest of the house at least 2 times per week. I do some of the cleaning myself but much of it has been done by decent looking to very hot looking women in their late 20's. I have had sex with one of the cleaners but the 2 others I have never touched. I don't spend much time thinking about their motivations. And I don't think they are any more nutty than the rest of the local population.

I have thrown this opportunity out on the interweb before and a common question is, "can I move to Hollywood and live at your house?".
Answer: No, we (my assistant and myself) are going to have to deem you an amazing human specimen to ever consider you for a housemate. Therefore we will have to get to know you first. Most likely you can at least sleep over from time to time.

Doctor Feelgood · 05-16-2008, 09:52 PM

in vegas they got nude house cleaners

Quote:

Originally Posted by *******

You may be amazed but there are females who will come to my house and clean it for free. Some even buy me cleaning supplies, food, and other things for the house. Hey don't blame me, I am just allowing them to do what they want to do voluntarily.

But one cleaner is not going to be invited back so am considering giving her opportunity to someone new.

You will be in a house where you will see various sexual activities both on and off camera. You never are expected to participate in any way other than perhaps bringing some drinks in to the room.

email me at youcleanmyhouse at gmail for pics of the house

Yes, this is a serious post. Thank you

Fucksakes · 05-16-2008, 10:35 PM

Damn why didnt I think about that when I was single.

VikingMan · 05-17-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

Damn why didnt I think about that when I was single.

I never thought about doing it until I was hanging out with my dom friend and we invited a girl back to my house. The dom had her clean my entire house that evening. Then she went over to the dom's house and cleaned it the next day. Neither of us had sex with her. She just liked doing things for other people I guess

Dvae · 05-17-2008, 11:50 AM

VikingMan · 05-17-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

I am going to pass on that one and also pass on the arab girl who just sent me her photos

Porno Dan · 05-17-2008, 05:51 PM

Thanks for having me over to your house last night. It is a beautiful place.

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