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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn
Seriously though man, are you really getting a good house cleaning for free? Can she really clean your bathroom the way you would like and all the other places that need it if you are allowing some nutty broad to come do menial labor just for the opportunity to be around for the sexual hijinks?
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The floors need to be cleaned every 2 days. The rest of the house at least 2 times per week. I do some of the cleaning myself but much of it has been done by decent looking to very hot looking women in their late 20's. I have had sex with one of the cleaners but the 2 others I have never touched. I don't spend much time thinking about their motivations. And I don't think they are any more nutty than the rest of the local population.
I have thrown this opportunity out on the interweb before and a common question is, "can I move to Hollywood and live at your house?".
Answer: No, we (my assistant and myself) are going to have to deem you an amazing human specimen to ever consider you for a housemate. Therefore we will have to get to know you first. Most likely you can at least sleep over from time to time.