What will happen in Iraqi presidential elections today? - GoFuckYourself.com

ADL Colin · 10-15-2002, 05:06 AM

Iraqi Presidential elections today. This is the entire ballot:

Saddam Hussein

Yes
No

Hooterdog · 10-15-2002, 05:27 AM

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I predict there will be no hanging chad controversy

BrettJ · 10-15-2002, 05:44 AM

the maryland sniper will take a road trip?

ADL Colin · 10-15-2002, 05:48 AM

That's the real ballot by the way. Not a joke.

Herb Kornfield · 10-15-2002, 09:42 AM

1995's Iraqi's elections saw a 99.96% return for Saddam

On the ballots in Iraq, Your name and address are listed, so Saddam's regime knows EXACTLY who voted for him and who didnt.

that .04% was also eliminated last election by the always fun method of being tied to a pole in the middle of the desert and left there until the next election (7 years later) to think about their choice.

ChrisH · 10-15-2002, 09:47 AM

I think Saddam's going to win. LOL

Penrod · 10-15-2002, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
1995's Iraqi's elections saw a 99.96% return for Saddam

On the ballots in Iraq, Your name and address are listed, so Saddam's regime knows EXACTLY who voted for him and who didnt.

that .04% was also eliminated last election by the always fun method of being tied to a pole in the middle of the desert and left there until the next election (7 years later) to think about their choice.

MaxDent · 10-15-2002, 10:51 AM

I think if I were an Iraqi I'd vote for Chad Christansen. He's the underdog over there. Good solid semetic values, progressive thinker, and I like his stance on deregulating Arab TV.

Go CHAD!

CDSmith · 10-15-2002, 10:55 AM

There will be a rumor amongst Iraqi's that anyone who votes "no" will be severely punished.

The dick-tater will win.

Rex · 10-15-2002, 10:56 AM

I thought the choices were

Saddam Hussein

Yes
No and I want to die

Pleasurepays · 10-15-2002, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
1995's Iraqi's elections saw a 99.96% return for Saddam

On the ballots in Iraq, Your name and address are listed, so Saddam's regime knows EXACTLY who voted for him and who didnt.

that .04% was also eliminated last election by the always fun method of being tied to a pole in the middle of the desert and left there until the next election (7 years later) to think about their choice.

they said today they were expecting 100%.

the real reason for this seems to be another ploy to show himself to the world as "the true democratically elected leader of Iraq" before he gets pummeled

Gary · 10-15-2002, 11:20 AM

I think its gonna depend on voter turnout. Also, theres some question as to wether he can secure the women and minority vote. With the economy in a downturn, some people are speculating that he might only get 99.95% of the vote, which is still enough to keep him in power, but just barely.

Its gonna be a close one.

Webby · 10-15-2002, 11:39 AM

Saddam will do just nice - the country is under threat and this will just give him more support. In any country under threat or at war, the leader usually has strong support. Dunno why, half the time the leaders are assholes, as in this instance...

Penrod · 10-15-2002, 11:46 AM

I just voted but I am not telling who I voted for

Machete_ · 10-15-2002, 11:50 AM

Actually ther is only a "yes" checkbox... there is no "No" option.. just so you know ..look mom - im a smartass now

Sly_RJ · 10-15-2002, 11:51 AM

Duh guys, don't you remember! The people love him! Damn, I wish I had those freedoms.

PornoDoggy · 10-15-2002, 12:07 PM

I understand there have been secret conversations between the Iraqi Supreme Court and Anton Scalia ... just in case ...

Alky · 10-15-2002, 01:42 PM

lets just bomb all the voting centers.

maybe we will go to war today.

pr0 · 10-15-2002, 01:45 PM

Poor pathetic primates

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Hooterdog Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cincy Posts: 602	<BR> I predict there will be no hanging chad controversy

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BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	the maryland sniper will take a road trip?

10-15-2002, 09:42 AM	#5
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	1995's Iraqi's elections saw a 99.96% return for Saddam On the ballots in Iraq, Your name and address are listed, so Saddam's regime knows EXACTLY who voted for him and who didnt. that .04% was also eliminated last election by the always fun method of being tied to a pole in the middle of the desert and left there until the next election (7 years later) to think about their choice.

10-15-2002, 09:47 AM	#6
ChrisH Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,355	I think Saddam's going to win. LOL

10-15-2002, 10:51 AM	#8
MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	I think if I were an Iraqi I'd vote for Chad Christansen. He's the underdog over there. Good solid semetic values, progressive thinker, and I like his stance on deregulating Arab TV. Go CHAD!

10-15-2002, 11:20 AM	#12
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I think its gonna depend on voter turnout. Also, theres some question as to wether he can secure the women and minority vote. With the economy in a downturn, some people are speculating that he might only get 99.95% of the vote, which is still enough to keep him in power, but just barely. Its gonna be a close one.

10-15-2002, 11:39 AM	#13
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Saddam will do just nice - the country is under threat and this will just give him more support. In any country under threat or at war, the leader usually has strong support. Dunno why, half the time the leaders are assholes, as in this instance...

10-15-2002, 11:46 AM	#14
Penrod Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,578	I just voted but I am not telling who I voted for

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Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Actually ther is only a "yes" checkbox... there is no "No" option.. just so you know ..look mom - im a smartass now

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PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	I understand there have been secret conversations between the Iraqi Supreme Court and Anton Scalia ... just in case ...

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Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	lets just bomb all the voting centers. maybe we will go to war today.

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