MaxCash $1,002,000.00 PROMO! THAT'S RIGHT, I said ONE MILLION & Two-Thousand $'s!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:02 AM

Ok, I'm kidding and it's a little late for an April Fool's joke … but you can DEFINITELY make at least One Million $'s with MaxCash if you send 20,000 sales before midnight May 11th

Here's the real deal:
This is a $60 per sale promo thread with a $2,000.00 cash bonus just for playing along!

☼ ☼ ☼ PLUS ☼ ☼ ☼

Want $2,000.00 for posting in this thread?

All you have to do is participate a little so we can get the word out - and YOU can win! Cool?

It's real easy!

Post a joke you've heard, or a story about something funny that's happened to you or someone you know, or a silly photochop of some naked old lady sporting saggy wrinkled titties with a caption that reads "The Paris Hilton Sex tape is as old and tired as these titties!" … ANYTHING!!! … I don't care what it is … IT JUST HAS TO BE FUNNY … and you can WIN your share of $1,000.00!

The 3 funniest posts will get $500, $300 and $200 respectively!
That’s it! Just post something that makes us laugh! Really, it’s that simple!
WE decide what's funny or post a poll and let webmasters decide … it's up to US!

Here’s something else that’s really easy:

Pick a number! Three consecutive numbers, actually - and you can WIN your share of another $1,000.00! It's a take-off on the old numbers racket.

*** Back in the day, the most popular bet was the New York Number, the last three digits of the total bet at a selected racetrack. For example, if the day's bets totaled $5,281,428 at Aqueduct, the winning street number was 428.

Pick 3 consecutive numbers.
The winner gets $500, $300, to the second closest and $200 to the 3rd.
If more than one person picks the number - the first person gets the $500, 2nd gets $300, and so on.
If nobody picks the exact number - the person closest gets $500 then, $300, to the second closest and $200 to the 3rd.
On Monday, May 12th we will choose the winning numbers from last 3 digits of the Dow Jones at the close of business!

So, have fun, post away, keep it funny - and win some cash!

*** Most importantly, get those banners, screen grabs and peel ads up, or sign up for a MaxCash account (if you don't have one already) and take advantage of our promo so you will MAKE MAXIMUM CASH!

The promotion starts today and will end midnight, Sunday May 11th, 2008.
You may win more than once.
You may post up to 25 posts per day. 1 entry per post.
Consecutive posts are ok.
If GFY bans you because of something you do in this thread - you will forfeit any cash prizes.
GFY must allow the promo to finish.
If you get this thread pulled or closed, the promo is over and not valid.
No multiple nicks.
No posting bots.
Please be respectful and let's keep this promo fun.

If you have any questions or need ANYTHING please contact any of us:

Sarah_MaxCash
sarah[AT]maxcash.com
ICQ 232834291

AZ_Sarah_MaxCash
az_sarah[AT]maxcash.com
ICQ 470 936 598

J$YLE$
jstyles[AT]maxcash.com
ICQ 40361994

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J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:04 AM

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J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:05 AM

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After Shock Media · 04-28-2008, 12:17 AM

328 Nice little promo, better place a rule about number of entries.

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

328 Nice little promo, better place a rule about number of entries.

Thanks, ASM

The promotion starts today and will end midnight, Sunday May 11th, 2008.
You may win more than once.
You may post up to 25 posts per day.
Consecutive posts are ok.
If GFY bans you because of something you do in this thread - you will forfeit any cash prizes.
GFY must allow the promo to finish.
If you get this thread pulled or closed, the promo is over and not valid.
No multiple nicks.
No posting bots.
Please be respectful and let's keep this promo fun.

After Shock Media · 04-28-2008, 12:24 AM

Just 25 posts per day? Hmm how many three number combos can I fit in one post

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:27 AM

Damn - and I thought I'd thought of everything!!!!!!!!

Rule Change:

ONE ENTRY PER POST

I'll have to get Eric or Ice to change that for me

Thank you very much for pointing out the oversight

tony286 · 04-28-2008, 12:29 AM

a million bumps for you

Thurbs · 04-28-2008, 12:33 AM

I'll take 2 please.

^ funny haha.

seriously though, nice promo

Czech · 04-28-2008, 12:34 AM

Nice unique promo, the 3 digit number I select is 691

JFK · 04-28-2008, 12:35 AM

did I win the 2k ?

DamageX · 04-28-2008, 12:38 AM

Cliff notes?

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

a million bumps for you

Thanks!

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thurbs - NichedSites

I'll take 2 please.

^ funny haha.

seriously though, nice promo

Thurbs, you rock!

Thanks!

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax

Nice unique promo, the 3 digit number I select is 691

I tried to change it up ... all those 'get #51 and win $50 threads' were driving me nuts

Glad you like it and good luck!

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

did I win the 2k ?

In a word, NO!

But I'll count that as your "funny post" and it's entered into the contest

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Cliff notes?

$50-$60 per sale ... Push KarasXXX.com
$45-$55 per sale ... Push the 5 other sites mentioned above

Win $$$ for posting something funny (I choose what's funny)
Win $$$ for posting a number with 3 digits (ie. 123)

NinjaSteve · 04-28-2008, 12:51 AM

Nice. My number pick is 814!

NinjaSteve · 04-28-2008, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

$50-$60 per sale ... Push KarasXXX.com
$45-$55 per sale ... Push the 5 other sites mentioned above

Win $$$ for posting something funny (I choose what's funny)
Win $$$ for posting a number with 3 digits (ie. 123)

And you can post up to 25 times per day, 1 3-number digit or funny pic entry per post?

NinjaSteve · 04-28-2008, 12:52 AM

I'm going to try to send my 20,000 sales before midnight May 11th to take advantage of the $1,000,000.

BigMax · 04-28-2008, 12:56 AM

My number is: 187

Great fun

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

And you can post up to 25 times per day, 1 3-number digit or funny pic entry per post?

That is correct.

You can post something funny OR a 3 digit number

One entry per post

baddog · 04-28-2008, 01:01 AM

Nice promo. In memory of my old love, 714

J$tyle$ · 04-28-2008, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Nice promo. In memory of my old love, 714

Man, I'm old ... I liked lemons

Thanks, baddog!

qxm · 04-28-2008, 01:03 AM

this thing is too long to read, the letters are so big they give me headaches, hell! even my balls hurt when I try to read all of this shT!.........I'm not gonna play.......thank u very much ..

LOL

baddog · 04-28-2008, 01:06 AM

The Paris Hilton Sex tape is as old and tired as these titties!

Chef86 · 04-28-2008, 01:10 AM

Well I'll go a head and post 420 for my three digits ;)

Varius · 04-28-2008, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Nice promo. In memory of my old love, 714

Was that her age??

Ok that's my funny reply, so I guess here's the #: 781

born4porn · 04-28-2008, 01:15 AM

108 is my first guess

kick ass promo!

BigMax · 04-28-2008, 01:20 AM

My second entry: 273

born4porn · 04-28-2008, 01:21 AM

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

Gordon G · 04-28-2008, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by born4porn

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

Fuck does not take you long does it. Fucking contest whore.

wargames · 04-28-2008, 01:30 AM

Great promo brother

NinjaSteve · 04-28-2008, 01:33 AM

Seeing the Paris Sex Tape still around feels like this... but you know some how you're going to make money from it.

sicone · 04-28-2008, 01:36 AM

now this is a innovative and unique promo.

I like... Good Shit J $tyle$ and Max Cash

fangtastic · 04-28-2008, 01:37 AM

Cool promo guys!

My guess is: 253

born4porn · 04-28-2008, 01:39 AM

2nd guess: 308

fangtastic · 04-28-2008, 01:47 AM

Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He ended up selling his soul to Santa.

kmanrox · 04-28-2008, 01:52 AM

J$tyles always blowin shit up... i love it!

mikeyddddd · 04-28-2008, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Nice promo. In memory of my old love, 714

Okay. 812 instead.

rick-e · 04-28-2008, 01:54 AM

197 is my guess

bvds · 04-28-2008, 02:00 AM

Sweet promo!

I am guessing for 814

Firehorse · 04-28-2008, 02:13 AM

Awesome promo!

711 is my guess

V_RocKs · 04-28-2008, 02:20 AM

I have no clue what this shit is about.

okdesign · 04-28-2008, 02:26 AM

Nice promo!

My number is 847

baX · 04-28-2008, 02:28 AM

I'll go with 357

Sarah_Jayne · 04-28-2008, 02:28 AM

This is going to be hawt.

Waiter · 04-28-2008, 02:40 AM

Awesome promo ,so my first one is 171

Yngwie · 04-28-2008, 02:41 AM

JOke
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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#: 555

04-28-2008, 12:02 AM	#1
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	MaxCash $1,002,000.00 PROMO! THAT'S RIGHT, I said ONE MILLION & Two-Thousand $'s!!! Ok, I'm kidding and it's a little late for an April Fool's joke … but you can DEFINITELY make at least One Million $'s with MaxCash if you send 20,000 sales before midnight May 11th Here's the real deal: This is a $60 per sale promo thread with a $2,000.00 cash bonus just for playing along! ☼ ☼ ☼ PLUS ☼ ☼ ☼ Want $2,000.00 for posting in this thread? All you have to do is participate a little so we can get the word out - and YOU can win! Cool? It's real easy! Post a joke you've heard, or a story about something funny that's happened to you or someone you know, or a silly photochop of some naked old lady sporting saggy wrinkled titties with a caption that reads "The Paris Hilton Sex tape is as old and tired as these titties!" … ANYTHING!!! … I don't care what it is … IT JUST HAS TO BE FUNNY … and you can WIN your share of $1,000.00! The 3 funniest posts will get $500, $300 and $200 respectively! That’s it! Just post something that makes us laugh! Really, it’s that simple! WE decide what's funny or post a poll and let webmasters decide … it's up to US! Here’s something else that’s really easy: Pick a number! Three consecutive numbers, actually - and you can WIN your share of another $1,000.00! It's a take-off on the old numbers racket. * Back in the day, the most popular bet was the New York Number, the last three digits of the total bet at a selected racetrack. For example, if the day's bets totaled $5,281,428 at Aqueduct, the winning street number was 428. Pick 3 consecutive numbers. The winner gets $500, $300, to the second closest and $200 to the 3rd. If more than one person picks the number - the first person gets the $500, 2nd gets $300, and so on. If nobody picks the exact number - the person closest gets $500 then, $300, to the second closest and $200 to the 3rd. On Monday, May 12th we will choose the winning numbers from last 3 digits of the Dow Jones at the close of business! So, have fun, post away, keep it funny - and win some cash! * Most importantly, get those banners, screen grabs and peel ads up, or sign up for a MaxCash account (if you don't have one already) and take advantage of our promo so you will MAKE MAXIMUM CASH! The promotion starts today and will end midnight, Sunday May 11th, 2008. You may win more than once. You may post up to 25 posts per day. 1 entry per post. Consecutive posts are ok. If GFY bans you because of something you do in this thread - you will forfeit any cash prizes. GFY must allow the promo to finish. If you get this thread pulled or closed, the promo is over and not valid. No multiple nicks. No posting bots. Please be respectful and let's keep this promo fun. If you have any questions or need ANYTHING please contact any of us: Sarah_MaxCash sarah[AT]maxcash.com ICQ 232834291 AZ_Sarah_MaxCash az_sarah[AT]maxcash.com ICQ 470 936 598 J$YLE$ jstyles[AT]maxcash.com ICQ 40361994 . Last edited by Eric; 04-28-2008 at 12:32 AM..

04-28-2008, 12:04 AM	#2
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	☼ ☼ ☼ BANNERS ☼ ☼ ☼ \|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\|

04-28-2008, 12:24 AM	#7
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Just 25 posts per day? Hmm how many three number combos can I fit in one post __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

04-28-2008, 12:35 AM	#12
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	did I win the 2k ? __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

04-28-2008, 12:38 AM	#13
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Cliff notes? __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

04-28-2008, 12:05 AM	#3
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	☼ ☼ ☼ SCREEN GRABS ☼ ☼ ☼

04-28-2008, 12:17 AM	#5
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	328 Nice little promo, better place a rule about number of entries. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

04-28-2008, 12:27 AM	#8
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Damn - and I thought I'd thought of everything!!!!!!!! Rule Change: ONE ENTRY PER POST I'll have to get Eric or Ice to change that for me Thank you very much for pointing out the oversight

04-28-2008, 12:29 AM	#9
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	a million bumps for you

04-28-2008, 12:33 AM	#10
Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	I'll take 2 please. ^ funny haha. seriously though, nice promo

04-28-2008, 12:34 AM	#11
Czech Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,694	Nice unique promo, the 3 digit number I select is 691

04-28-2008, 12:51 AM	#19
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	Nice. My number pick is 814! __________________ ...

04-28-2008, 12:52 AM	#21
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	I'm going to try to send my 20,000 sales before midnight May 11th to take advantage of the $1,000,000. __________________ ...

04-28-2008, 12:56 AM	#22
BigMax Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,139	My number is: 187 Great fun

04-28-2008, 01:01 AM	#24
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Nice promo. In memory of my old love, 714

04-28-2008, 01:03 AM	#26
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	this thing is too long to read, the letters are so big they give me headaches, hell! even my balls hurt when I try to read all of this shT!.........I'm not gonna play.......thank u very much .. LOL __________________ ICQ: 266990876

04-28-2008, 01:06 AM	#27
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	The Paris Hilton Sex tape is as old and tired as these titties!

04-28-2008, 01:10 AM	#28
Chef86 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,930	Well I'll go a head and post 420 for my three digits ;) __________________ I have my sites hosted with Phat Servers why don't you? ICQ: 541885

04-28-2008, 01:15 AM	#30
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	108 is my first guess kick ass promo!

04-28-2008, 01:20 AM	#31
BigMax Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,139	My second entry: 273

04-28-2008, 01:21 AM	#32
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Cat On A Hot Tin Roof A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.'' The brother thought about it and apologized. "So how's Mom?" asked the man. "She's on the roof and won't come down."

04-28-2008, 01:30 AM	#34
wargames Kliris Join Date: May 2003 Location: ca Posts: 10,423	Great promo brother __________________ ICQ 212-115-582 Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

04-28-2008, 01:33 AM	#35
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	Seeing the Paris Sex Tape still around feels like this... but you know some how you're going to make money from it. __________________ ...

04-28-2008, 01:36 AM	#36
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	now this is a innovative and unique promo. I like... Good Shit J $tyle$ and Max Cash __________________

04-28-2008, 01:37 AM	#37
fangtastic fangtastic.net Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: www.fangtastic.net Posts: 20,639	Cool promo guys! My guess is: 253 __________________ ICQ 195 489 It's Fangtastic Prepare To Be Bitten

04-28-2008, 01:39 AM	#38
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	2nd guess: 308

04-28-2008, 01:47 AM	#39
fangtastic fangtastic.net Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: www.fangtastic.net Posts: 20,639	Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He ended up selling his soul to Santa. __________________ ICQ 195 489 It's Fangtastic Prepare To Be Bitten

04-28-2008, 01:52 AM	#40
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	J$tyles always blowin shit up... i love it! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

04-28-2008, 01:54 AM	#42
rick-e Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: mars Posts: 19,935	197 is my guess

04-28-2008, 02:00 AM	#43
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	Sweet promo! I am guessing for 814 __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

04-28-2008, 02:13 AM	#44
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Awesome promo! 711 is my guess __________________ MySweetEbony

04-28-2008, 02:20 AM	#45
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	I have no clue what this shit is about.

04-28-2008, 02:26 AM	#46
okdesign ICQ 278367136 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 24,772	Nice promo! My number is 847 __________________ Webmasters, Come here for SUPER BIG TITS Highest Conversions, Highest Retention!

04-28-2008, 02:28 AM	#47
baX Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BP Posts: 17,911	I'll go with 357

04-28-2008, 02:28 AM	#48
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	This is going to be hawt.