MaxCash $1,002,000.00 PROMO! THAT'S RIGHT, I said ONE MILLION & Two-Thousand $'s!!!
 

Ok, I'm kidding and it's a little late for an April Fool's joke … but you can DEFINITELY make at least One Million $'s with MaxCash if you send 20,000 sales before midnight May 11th :winkwink:


It's real easy!

Post a joke you've heard, or a story about something funny that's happened to you or someone you know, or a silly photochop of some naked old lady sporting saggy wrinkled titties with a caption that reads "The Paris Hilton Sex tape is as old and tired as these titties!" … ANYTHING!!! … I don't care what it is … IT JUST HAS TO BE FUNNY … and you can WIN your share of $1,000.00!

• The 3 funniest posts will get $500, $300 and $200 respectively!
• That’s it! Just post something that makes us laugh! Really, it’s that simple!
• WE decide what's funny or post a poll and let webmasters decide … it's up to US!

Here’s something else that’s really easy:

Pick a number! Three consecutive numbers, actually - and you can WIN your share of another $1,000.00! It's a take-off on the old numbers racket.

*** Back in the day, the most popular bet was the New York Number, the last three digits of the total bet at a selected racetrack. For example, if the day's bets totaled $5,281,428 at Aqueduct, the winning street number was 428.

• Pick 3 consecutive numbers.
• The winner gets $500, $300, to the second closest and $200 to the 3rd.
• If more than one person picks the number - the first person gets the $500, 2nd gets $300, and so on.
• If nobody picks the exact number - the person closest gets $500 then, $300, to the second closest and $200 to the 3rd.
• On Monday, May 12th we will choose the winning numbers from last 3 digits of the Dow Jones at the close of business!

So, have fun, post away, keep it funny - and win some cash!

*** Most importantly, get those banners, screen grabs and peel ads up, or sign up for a MaxCash account (if you don't have one already) and take advantage of our promo so you will MAKE MAXIMUM CASH!

1. The promotion starts today and will end midnight, Sunday May 11th, 2008.
2. You may win more than once.
3. You may post up to 25 posts per day. 1 entry per post.
4. Consecutive posts are ok.
5. If GFY bans you because of something you do in this thread - you will forfeit any cash prizes.
6. GFY must allow the promo to finish.
7. If you get this thread pulled or closed, the promo is over and not valid.
8. No multiple nicks.
9. No posting bots.
10. Please be respectful and let's keep this promo fun.

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328 Nice little promo, better place a rule about number of entries. :winkwink:

Thanks, ASM

1. The promotion starts today and will end midnight, Sunday May 11th, 2008.
2. You may win more than once.
3. You may post up to 25 posts per day.
4. Consecutive posts are ok.
5. If GFY bans you because of something you do in this thread - you will forfeit any cash prizes.
6. GFY must allow the promo to finish.
7. If you get this thread pulled or closed, the promo is over and not valid.
8. No multiple nicks.
9. No posting bots.
10. Please be respectful and let's keep this promo fun.

Just 25 posts per day? Hmm how many three number combos can I fit in one post :winkwink:

Damn - and I thought I'd thought of everything!!!!!!!! :(

Rule Change:

ONE ENTRY PER POST

I'll have to get Eric or Ice to change that for me

Thank you very much for pointing out the oversight :thumbsup

a million bumps for you :)

I'll take 2 please.

^ funny haha.

seriously though, nice promo

Nice unique promo, the 3 digit number I select is 691 :thumbsup

did I win the 2k ?:winkwink:

Cliff notes? :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Thanks!

:)

Thurbs, you rock!

Thanks!

I tried to change it up ... all those 'get #51 and win $50 threads' were driving me nuts

Glad you like it and good luck!

:thumbsup:thumbsup

In a word, NO!

But I'll count that as your "funny post" and it's entered into the contest

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

$50-$60 per sale ... Push KarasXXX.com
$45-$55 per sale ... Push the 5 other sites mentioned above

Win $$$ for posting something funny (I choose what's funny)
Win $$$ for posting a number with 3 digits (ie. 123)

:winkwink:

Nice. My number pick is 814!

And you can post up to 25 times per day, 1 3-number digit or funny pic entry per post?

I'm going to try to send my 20,000 sales before midnight May 11th to take advantage of the $1,000,000.

My number is: 187

Great fun :)

That is correct.

You can post something funny OR a 3 digit number

One entry per post

Nice promo. In memory of my old love, 714

Man, I'm old ... I liked lemons :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thanks, baddog!

this thing is too long to read, the letters are so big they give me headaches, hell! even my balls hurt when I try to read all of this shT!.........I'm not gonna play.......thank u very much ..












LOL

Well I'll go a head and post 420 for my three digits ;)

Was that her age?? :winkwink:

Ok that's my funny reply, so I guess here's the #: 781

108 is my first guess

kick ass promo! :thumbsup

My second entry: 273

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

Fuck does not take you long does it. Fucking contest whore.

Great promo brother :thumbsup

Seeing the Paris Sex Tape still around feels like this... but you know some how you're going to make money from it.
http://ninjasteve.com/max/chicken24pi.gif

now this is a innovative and unique promo.

I like... Good Shit J $tyle$ and Max Cash

Cool promo guys!

My guess is: 253

2nd guess: 308

Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?




















He ended up selling his soul to Santa.

J$tyles always blowin shit up... i love it!

197 is my guess

Sweet promo! :pimp

I am guessing for 814

Awesome promo! :thumbsup

711 is my guess :)

I have no clue what this shit is about.

Nice promo! :thumbsup
My number is 847 :thumbsup

I'll go with 357

This is going to be hawt.

Awesome promo ,so my first one is 171

JOke
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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