I walked out of Speed Racer 30 minutes in. It was horrible. - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 05-09-2008, 01:40 AM

Don't waste your time or money. Worst movie I have ever seen. Even worse than The Preachers Daughter, which I also walked out of years ago.

Supz · 05-09-2008, 01:42 AM

even the commercials dont seem to exciting. seems a little over the top

kesha1 · 05-09-2008, 01:43 AM

Al their latest blockbusters look like a filmed video game ;)

GrouchyAdmin · 05-09-2008, 01:45 AM

Ya know what's awesome?

This is.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-09-2008, 01:53 AM

You mean you missed the Christina Ricci nude scene?!?

Well, hopefully it is one of those films that sucks if you are sober, but is good when you are stoned out of your gourd...I'll get back to you about that.

ADG

DeadFidel · 05-09-2008, 02:10 AM

I dug the tv cartoon when I was a 5 yo.
They should try Gigantor next.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-09-2008, 02:11 AM

Where's the fucking flying turtle, already?

After Shock Media · 05-09-2008, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel

I dug the tv cartoon when I was a 5 yo.
They should try Gigantor next.

Gigantor is already on tap.

nico-t · 05-09-2008, 04:52 AM

nobody knows speed racer here and its in the theatres. I saw the promo on tv and within 2 seconds i knew its a fucking childish, dumb computergame on the big screen.
If you havent seen the promo and grew up with that crap, i can understand you going there.. but if you've seen the promo; what on earth were you thinking!

swoop · 05-09-2008, 04:54 AM

the previews would of told me not to waste $10 on that crap movie.

CIVMatt · 05-09-2008, 06:07 AM

I still have yet to find anyone that ever liked the cartoon back in the day...

Spunky · 05-09-2008, 06:17 AM

I'll wait for the rental

pornguy · 05-09-2008, 06:21 AM

saw a preview of it the other day, and was not interested.

Holly · 05-09-2008, 06:41 AM

I talked to someone else last night who said the same thing. Called it the biggest piece of crap, ever.

And I did like the cartoon. Speed Racer and Space Giants rocked.

notoldschool · 05-09-2008, 06:43 AM

it got some severely bad ratings. I agree that after seeing the first trailor I knew it was a steaming pile of garbage.

Tat2Jr · 05-09-2008, 07:06 AM

I've seen ads for video games that looked better (and more real) then that crap. I'm pretty sure I'd be want my time back if I could see it for free.

Adam_OC3 · 05-09-2008, 07:10 AM

Preview doesn’t look that good, but thank for the confirmation.

bDok · 05-09-2008, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Ya know what's awesome?

This is.

that is awesome.

cwd · 05-09-2008, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Ya know what's awesome?

This is.

+ stoned=happy happy friday....

Nishville · 05-09-2008, 07:45 AM

Thanks for the "review" i guess i'll pass it.

Anna_Miller · 05-09-2008, 07:50 AM

Yeah... had a feeling after seeing the previews that it wasn't going to be very good. thanks for confirming!

Holly · 05-09-2008, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bDok

that is awesome.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hlAgw...eature=related

Old Jive Broad

Tom_PM · 05-09-2008, 08:10 AM

I loved the cartoon as a kid, as did 3 of my 4 brothers. Also Marine Boy, Kimba the white lion (which the lion king owes it's success to) and other early Japanese cartoons.

But the movie trailers I've seen all look like a kid in his basement did it on his PC. Seriously. I dont care about seeing 40 million colors on the screen at once. Which means it's not for me.

The people on the junket arent even talking about plot or anything other than the visual aspect. You know fractal screen savers are visually pleasing as well, and dont cost 80 bazillion dollars to create.

Jim_Gunn · 05-09-2008, 08:16 AM

I am old enough to vaguely recall watching that horrible cartoon when I was a young child thirty-five years ago, so I have no idea why someone would decide to bring this ancient and obscure cartoon back as a live action movie. Has anyone under thirty who is not a fan of anime even heard of Speed Racer or care about it?

Jdoughs · 05-09-2008, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hlAgw...eature=related

Old Jive Broad

I haven't even clicked that, but im going to guess.

"I'm glad the old jive broad split man" Bill Withers

Holly · 05-09-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

I haven't even clicked that, but im going to guess.

"I'm glad the old jive broad split man" Bill Withers

I love that song. My daddy used to sing it to me all the time when I was growing up. We danced to it at my wedding.

tony286 · 05-09-2008, 10:10 AM

I figured it would be a waste of time and I was a fan of speed racer when I was a kid.

baddog · 05-09-2008, 10:17 AM

What did you expect?

CaptainHowdy · 05-09-2008, 10:17 AM

Thanks for the heads up...

PaulB IYP · 05-09-2008, 10:20 AM

lol...if you're a grown man i dont know why you were going to see it anyways

marcop · 05-09-2008, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

I still have yet to find anyone that ever liked the cartoon back in the day...

I never liked it or the graphics... it just seemed lame.

Tom_PM · 05-09-2008, 10:23 AM

Godzilla, Ultraman and Speed Racer were it. Ya'll musta been squares, hehe.

[ Nate ] · 05-09-2008, 10:58 AM

Speedracer in three words: Lame, Sucks, Shit

stealthisalias · 05-09-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Don't waste your time or money. Worst movie I have ever seen. Even worse than The Preachers Daughter, which I also walked out of years ago.

I tried to walk out of Speed Racer but the movie theater bastards chain linked the doors shut just as the movie started. Nobody could get out. There were people screaming and crying. Some people were getting ill and others were actually stepping on people (who had fallen) trying to get out of the theater. It was horrendous!

uno · 05-09-2008, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You mean you missed the Christina Ricci nude scene?!?

Well, hopefully it is one of those films that sucks if you are sober, but is good when you are stoned out of your gourd...I'll get back to you about that.

ADG

Looks more like a tripping movie to me.

uno · 05-09-2008, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

I am old enough to vaguely recall watching that horrible cartoon when I was a young child thirty-five years ago, so I have no idea why someone would decide to bring this ancient and obscure cartoon back as a live action movie. Has anyone under thirty who is not a fan of anime even heard of Speed Racer or care about it?

MTV showed it for a while 10+ years ago.

GatorB · 05-09-2008, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Don't waste your time or money. Worst movie I have ever seen. Even worse than The Preachers Daughter, which I also walked out of years ago.

A) If you didn't sit through the WHOLE movie then your review couldn't really be trusted. maybe the last hour got ebtter, but you'll never will know no will you because you walked out.

B) 30 minutes? Well here's the first 7 minutes and it's free. You could have saved yourself some money.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/spee...ml?showVideo=1

GrouchyAdmin · 05-09-2008, 11:38 AM

I realize I fell out of character in this thread, so I'm going to just lie a base of "Fuck everything having to do with anime" so I don't lose any more face.

Libertine · 05-09-2008, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

I love that song. My daddy used to sing it to me all the time when I was growing up. We danced to it at my wedding.

You're married? Seriously?

OMG Jim · 05-09-2008, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I figured it would be a waste of time and I was a fan of speed racer when I was a kid.

Can you still name all the characters Tony?

_

Holly · 05-09-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

You're married? Seriously?

Well, I was. I'm divorced now. But thanks for doing such a good job at hiding your overwhelming shock that someone would actually marry me.

I'm a lot nicer in real life.

Libertine · 05-09-2008, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Well, I was. I'm divorced now. But thanks for doing such a good job at hiding your overwhelming shock that someone would actually marry me.

I'm a lot nicer in real life.

Oh, no, I'm not shocked that someone would marry you. Being married just didn't fit the mental image I had of you.

And no, I'm not specifically analyzing you... after a few years on the board, I just have mental images of some long-term posters

Rattlehead · 05-09-2008, 12:59 PM

I can't imagine why anyone would think that it would be a good movie.

Hell House Vic · 05-09-2008, 01:11 PM

I liked the Matrix... since that these guys have done horribly.

CurrentlySober · 05-09-2008, 01:13 PM

How was Nick Hogans performance in it? Any good?

nikki99 · 05-09-2008, 01:20 PM

can´t can´t can´t be worse than star wars I

05-09-2008, 01:40 AM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I walked out of Speed Racer 30 minutes in. It was horrible. Don't waste your time or money. Worst movie I have ever seen. Even worse than The Preachers Daughter, which I also walked out of years ago.

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05-09-2008, 01:42 AM	#2
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