Should I ever trust a female to house sit? - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 05-07-2008, 02:12 PM

I flew up to Seattle for 2 1/2 days and in that time my female friend re-arranged my furniture, broke my favorite planter pot (while trying to move it), did not let my Shepherd out enough so he pissed on the floor (she did not see all the spots and I later discovered them dried), did not clean up after herself, etc.

I don't think she was malicious, more like a typical female who is compelled to change a guy.

I am hanging out with this other girl who is constantly trying to take me out to buy new clothes for myself.

My last girlfriend was found digging through my boxes in my closet which contained all of my old photos of friends and family.

Do I just pick bad girls or do most women feel the need to change a guy and go through his personal things like she is a cop on C.S.I?

GrouchyAdmin · 05-07-2008, 02:13 PM

They're not all snoopy. Some are kept in a box in the basement.

nico-t · 05-07-2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

They're not all snoopy. Some are kept in a box in the basement.

lolz....

BradM · 05-07-2008, 02:53 PM

You just pick shitty women who don't respect you.

After Shock Media · 05-07-2008, 02:54 PM

Sure just hide set mouse and rat traps around the house.

VikingMan · 05-07-2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

You just pick shitty women who don't respect you.

Ok thank you

billywatson · 05-07-2008, 03:00 PM

Absolutely not. DO NOT HAVE A WOMAN HOUSE SIT FOR YOU.

I go to LA weekly, and when I had friends who were girls house sitting, it was inevitable: they don't like being alone in a strange place; hence, they invite a dude to spend the night with them.

Forget about planter pots, your dog, and your furniture: check your sheets, bro. Notice anything different?

Vick! · 05-07-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

Do I just pick bad girls or do most women feel the need to change a guy and go through his personal things like she is a cop on C.S.I?

Most girls would try to change a guy in one or another way, whenever they feel they can.

Damn, that suck and rock at the same time.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 05-07-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

You just pick shitty women who don't respect you.

I had something to say but you said it better.

J. Falcon · 05-07-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

Forget about planter pots, your dog, and your furniture: check your sheets, bro. Notice anything different?

D Ghost · 05-07-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

like she is a cop on C.S.I?

Spunky · 05-07-2008, 04:20 PM

She devils every one of them..never trust them

Iron Fist · 05-07-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

Forget about planter pots, your dog, and your furniture: check your sheets, bro. Notice anything different?

Oh ZING!!!

bluemoney · 05-07-2008, 07:13 PM

Male or female . . . lay down your fucking laws!

Maybe while holding a bottle of Scotch in one hand and waiving a .357 with the other would help accentuate you point, that being

"Don't fuck with my shit"

aico · 05-07-2008, 08:12 PM

most girls I know are very very messy, their houses, their cars, etc, all a total disaster areas. Occasionally there are some neat ones, but they are for some reason usually Asian.

VikingMan · 05-08-2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

Male or female . . . lay down your fucking laws!

Maybe while holding a bottle of Scotch in one hand and waiving a .357 with the other would help accentuate you point, that being

"Don't fuck with my shit"

I am going to take a pass on that one but I hope this technique works with your "womens".

Phoenix · 05-08-2008, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

most girls I know are very very messy, their houses, their cars, etc, all a total disaster areas. Occasionally there are some neat ones, but they are for some reason usually Asian.

my wife is asian..and has all cupboards and everything organised and in order.
it is wacky..lol

JamesK · 05-08-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

they invite a dude to spend the night with them.

That's correct. My sister's friend once had to sit another friends house for a week. The only problem is she was scared as hell. The slighest noise of wood cracking would freak her out.

Basically we ended up partying there and there were different people in the house every day.

VikingMan · 05-08-2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

check your sheets, bro. Notice anything different?

Not yet but will keep you posted on any results from the lab tests

baddog · 05-08-2008, 03:02 PM

Female and trust in the same breath should be done with caution.

Will Black · 05-08-2008, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

Absolutely not. DO NOT HAVE A WOMAN HOUSE SIT FOR YOU.

I go to LA weekly, and when I had friends who were girls house sitting, it was inevitable: they don't like being alone in a strange place; hence, they invite a dude to spend the night with them.

Forget about planter pots, your dog, and your furniture: check your sheets, bro. Notice anything different?

lol funny.

Mike Honcho · 05-08-2008, 03:04 PM

I just give them a set amount of guide lines they need to follow.

Take the dog out X amount of times, Clean up all used dishes, Make sure you flush my toliets daily, etc.....

It usually helps when I point out the security cameras I have hidden throughout my house too, but thats another story.

BTW, What kind of poorly trained German Shepherd pisses in the house even when it hasn't been taken out more then 3x a day?? You should really look into some classes if it isn't to late.

VikingMan · 05-08-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Honcho

BTW, What kind of poorly trained German Shepherd pisses in the house even when it hasn't been taken out more then 3x a day?? You should really look into some classes if it isn't to late.

He is a rescue and is getting better every day. He does not have any problems when I am around.

Mike Honcho · 05-08-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

He is a rescue and is getting better every day. He does not have any problems when I am around.

Totally understandable.... sorry for the misunderstanding.

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,558	Should I ever trust a female to house sit? I flew up to Seattle for 2 1/2 days and in that time my female friend re-arranged my furniture, broke my favorite planter pot (while trying to move it), did not let my Shepherd out enough so he pissed on the floor (she did not see all the spots and I later discovered them dried), did not clean up after herself, etc. I don't think she was malicious, more like a typical female who is compelled to change a guy. I am hanging out with this other girl who is constantly trying to take me out to buy new clothes for myself. My last girlfriend was found digging through my boxes in my closet which contained all of my old photos of friends and family. Do I just pick bad girls or do most women feel the need to change a guy and go through his personal things like she is a cop on C.S.I? Last edited by VikingMan; 05-07-2008 at 02:13 PM..

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Mike Honcho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: FL Posts: 1,608	I just give them a set amount of guide lines they need to follow. Take the dog out X amount of times, Clean up all used dishes, Make sure you flush my toliets daily, etc..... It usually helps when I point out the security cameras I have hidden throughout my house too, but thats another story. BTW, What kind of poorly trained German Shepherd pisses in the house even when it hasn't been taken out more then 3x a day?? You should really look into some classes if it isn't to late. __________________