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Azoy? · 05-05-2008, 07:01 PM

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008 (AP/Gerald Herbert)

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." -- George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert)`

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." -- George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

?There?s an old?saying in Tennessee?I know it?s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once?(3 second pause)? Shame on?(4 second pause)?Shame on you?.(6 second pause)?Fool me?Can?t get fooled again.? -- George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002. (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"What I'm telling you is there's too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 10, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"We're kicking ass." -- George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." -- George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007 (AP/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." -- George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

?See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don?t attack each other. Free nations don?t develop weapons of mass destruction.? -- George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 (AP/Carolyn Kaster) - ONE QUESTION ON THIS ONE. WHY THEN DID THE US ATTACK IRAQ AND WHY DID THEY DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPONS

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." -- George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." -- George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert)

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren?t able to practice their love with women all across this country.? -- George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (AP/J. Scott Applewhite)

"You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." -- George W. Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Neb., Feb. 4, 2005 (AP/Christophe Ena)

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" -- George W. Bush, Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

?Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.? -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -- George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000 (AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

?First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.? -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

?Wow! Brazil is big.? -- George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005 (AP/Gerald Herbert)

"There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world." -- George W. Bush, addressing U.S. troops at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality." -- George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-05-2008, 07:03 PM

"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

obama? lol

Kard63 · 05-05-2008, 10:49 PM

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." -- George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

tony286 · 05-05-2008, 10:50 PM

He was puppet they needed to put in front of Dick Cheney.

Azoy? · 05-06-2008, 07:16 AM

no one else thinks it is funny ?

fuhkinglou · 05-06-2008, 07:22 AM

Insanely sad is more like it. Worst President EVER.

DaddyHalbucks · 05-06-2008, 07:59 AM

GWB is a real guy, not a scripted blow-dried phony like Bill Clinton.

draude · 05-06-2008, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuhkinglou

Insanely sad is more like it. Worst President EVER.

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-06-2008, 09:21 AM

Actually, I am afraid they let him talk public sometimes without him consulting it, this is how it ends up..

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-06-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

GWB is a real guy, not a scripted blow-dried phony like Bill Clinton.

but shouldn't a basic qualification for being in even very local politics actually include to know what to say or more importantly what not to say?

Rand · 05-06-2008, 09:27 AM

G.W. makes his fathers presidency look good.

How's that for a statement?

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-06-2008, 09:31 AM

lmao omg

florin · 05-06-2008, 09:55 AM

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

Ok, that´s more than stupid, so maybe he meant it exactly the way it is.....

Azoy? · 05-06-2008, 11:44 AM

Is it me or does he look like a complete retard here ?

Isradude · 05-06-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

Is it me or does he look like a complete retard here ?

lolol he does

Rand · 05-06-2008, 03:01 PM

D Ghost · 05-06-2008, 03:10 PM

haha these are hilarious! thanks for posting!

Azoy? · 05-06-2008, 06:14 PM

Here is George Bush when he was pretending to be gay

Here is one that he tries to imitate a monkey

Waiting for his advisers to let him know how to answer a question in the earpeace

Being asked a question he doesn't know how to respond to

Pretending to know the answer

Two lovers meet once again

pornguy · 05-06-2008, 06:35 PM

What I like about him, is that he does not try to hid the fact he is an idiot.

J. Falcon · 05-06-2008, 06:37 PM

How does someone vote for such a person?

notoldschool · 05-06-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

obama? lol

Ethersync · 05-07-2008, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

What I like about him, is that he does not try to hid the fact he is an idiot.

What I like about him is, well, NOTHING.

J. Falcon · 05-07-2008, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync

What I like about him is, well, NOTHING.

dennisthemenace · 05-07-2008, 07:08 AM

Quote:

?There?s an old?saying in Tennessee?I know it?s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once?(3 second pause)? Shame on?(4 second pause)?Shame on you?.(6 second pause)?Fool me?Can?t get fooled again.? -- George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002. (AP/Ron Edmonds)

Classic!

Martin · 05-07-2008, 07:30 AM

GWB has made me crack up laughing more them once over the years. Some it you just say WHAT?

wanted · 05-07-2008, 07:35 AM

what a moron

carol.prime · 05-07-2008, 07:39 AM

Those lines were all PRICELESS!

05-05-2008, 07:01 PM	#1
Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	Famous George Bush quotes that make say hmmmmmmmmm "Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008 (AP/Gerald Herbert) "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." -- George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert)` "I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." -- George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak) "Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds) "Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds) ?There?s an old?saying in Tennessee?I know it?s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once?(3 second pause)? Shame on?(4 second pause)?Shame on you?.(6 second pause)?Fool me?Can?t get fooled again.? -- George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002. (AP/Ron Edmonds) "There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak) "What I'm telling you is there's too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 10, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak) "We're kicking ass." -- George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007 (AP/Ron Edmonds) "I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." -- George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007 (AP/Haraz N. Ghanbari) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." -- George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) ?See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don?t attack each other. Free nations don?t develop weapons of mass destruction.? -- George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 (AP/Carolyn Kaster) - ONE QUESTION ON THIS ONE. WHY THEN DID THE US ATTACK IRAQ AND WHY DID THEY DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPONS "My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." -- George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak) "There are jobs Americans aren't doing. If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." -- George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren?t able to practice their love with women all across this country.? -- George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (AP/J. Scott Applewhite) "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." -- George W. Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Neb., Feb. 4, 2005 (AP/Christophe Ena) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" -- George W. Bush, Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000 ?Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.? -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (AP/Ron Edmonds) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -- George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000 (AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) ?First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.? -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003 (AP/Ron Edmonds) ?Wow! Brazil is big.? -- George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005 (AP/Gerald Herbert) "There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world." -- George W. Bush, addressing U.S. troops at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds) "I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality." -- George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007 (AP/Ron Edmonds) __________________

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Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." -- George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL __________________

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Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	no one else thinks it is funny ? __________________

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florin Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: everywhere... Posts: 911	“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” Ok, that´s more than stupid, so maybe he meant it exactly the way it is..... __________________

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Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	Is it me or does he look like a complete retard here ? __________________

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D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	haha these are hilarious! thanks for posting!

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Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	Here is George Bush when he was pretending to be gay Here is one that he tries to imitate a monkey Waiting for his advisers to let him know how to answer a question in the earpeace Being asked a question he doesn't know how to respond to Pretending to know the answer Two lovers meet once again __________________

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