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Azoy? 05-05-2008 07:01 PM

Famous George Bush quotes that make say hmmmmmmmmm
 
"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008 (AP/Gerald Herbert)

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." -- George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert)`

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." -- George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

?There?s an old?saying in Tennessee?I know it?s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once?(3 second pause)? Shame on?(4 second pause)?Shame on you?.(6 second pause)?Fool me?Can?t get fooled again.? -- George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002. (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"What I'm telling you is there's too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 10, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"We're kicking ass." -- George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." -- George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007 (AP/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." -- George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

?See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don?t attack each other. Free nations don?t develop weapons of mass destruction.? -- George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 (AP/Carolyn Kaster) - ONE QUESTION ON THIS ONE. WHY THEN DID THE US ATTACK IRAQ AND WHY DID THEY DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPONS :Oh crap

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." -- George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007 (AP/Charles Dharapak)

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." -- George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert)

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren?t able to practice their love with women all across this country.? -- George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (AP/J. Scott Applewhite)

"You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." -- George W. Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Neb., Feb. 4, 2005 (AP/Christophe Ena)

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" -- George W. Bush, Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

?Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.? -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -- George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000 (AP/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

?First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.? -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

?Wow! Brazil is big.? -- George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005 (AP/Gerald Herbert)

"There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world." -- George W. Bush, addressing U.S. troops at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

"I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality." -- George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-05-2008 07:03 PM

"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

obama? lol

Kard63 05-05-2008 10:49 PM

"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." -- George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 (AP/Gerald Herbert)


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

tony286 05-05-2008 10:50 PM

He was puppet they needed to put in front of Dick Cheney.

Azoy? 05-06-2008 07:16 AM

no one else thinks it is funny ?

fuhkinglou 05-06-2008 07:22 AM

Insanely sad is more like it. Worst President EVER.

DaddyHalbucks 05-06-2008 07:59 AM

GWB is a real guy, not a scripted blow-dried phony like Bill Clinton.

draude 05-06-2008 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuhkinglou (Post 14154956)
Insanely sad is more like it. Worst President EVER.

:thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 05-06-2008 09:21 AM

Actually, I am afraid they let him talk public sometimes without him consulting it, this is how it ends up..

CarlosTheGaucho 05-06-2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14155062)
GWB is a real guy, not a scripted blow-dried phony like Bill Clinton.

but shouldn't a basic qualification for being in even very local politics actually include to know what to say or more importantly what not to say?

Rand 05-06-2008 09:27 AM

G.W. makes his fathers presidency look good.


How's that for a statement?

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-06-2008 09:31 AM

lmao omg

florin 05-06-2008 09:55 AM

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

Ok, that´s more than stupid, so maybe he meant it exactly the way it is.....

Azoy? 05-06-2008 11:44 AM

Is it me or does he look like a complete retard here ?

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...ny_for_the.jpg

Isradude 05-06-2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 14156003)
Is it me or does he look like a complete retard here ?

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...ny_for_the.jpg

lolol he does :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rand 05-06-2008 03:01 PM

http://www.thequoteblog.com/wp-conte...0/20051121.jpg

http://www.bullnotbull.com/gallery/i...arvard-mba.jpg

http://www.endevil.com/images/George_Bush.jpg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...30/bush460.jpg

D Ghost 05-06-2008 03:10 PM

haha these are hilarious! thanks for posting!

Azoy? 05-06-2008 06:14 PM

Here is George Bush when he was pretending to be gay

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...h_grooving.jpg

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...grooving_1.jpg

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...ush_stands.jpg

Here is one that he tries to imitate a monkey

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...bush_mouth.jpg

Waiting for his advisers to let him know how to answer a question in the earpeace

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal..._Lancaster.jpg

Being asked a question he doesn't know how to respond to

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...y_face_250.jpg

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal.../bush_smug.jpg

Pretending to know the answer

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal...ny_for_the.jpg

Two lovers meet once again :1orglaugh

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgal..._cheny_500.jpg

pornguy 05-06-2008 06:35 PM

What I like about him, is that he does not try to hid the fact he is an idiot.

J. Falcon 05-06-2008 06:37 PM

How does someone vote for such a person?

notoldschool 05-06-2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14153494)
"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008 (AP/Ron Edmonds)

obama? lol

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/...22ffb8.jpg?v=0

Ethersync 05-07-2008 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 14157674)
What I like about him, is that he does not try to hid the fact he is an idiot.

What I like about him is, well, NOTHING.

J. Falcon 05-07-2008 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 14158673)
What I like about him is, well, NOTHING.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dennisthemenace 05-07-2008 07:08 AM

Quote:

?There?s an old?saying in Tennessee?I know it?s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once?(3 second pause)? Shame on?(4 second pause)?Shame on you?.(6 second pause)?Fool me?Can?t get fooled again.? -- George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002. (AP/Ron Edmonds)
:1orglaugh Classic!

Martin 05-07-2008 07:30 AM

GWB has made me crack up laughing more them once over the years. Some it you just say WHAT?

wanted 05-07-2008 07:35 AM

what a moron

carol.prime 05-07-2008 07:39 AM

Those lines were all PRICELESS!


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