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Holly · 05-06-2008, 06:15 AM

That means she wants to fuck you.

It's a known fact that all chicks want to fuck a guy with a new BMW.

Spunky · 05-06-2008, 06:16 AM

How old is she?

OG LennyT · 05-06-2008, 06:26 AM

If she's of age, take her for a ride ;)

pornguy · 05-06-2008, 06:28 AM

Take her for a ride in your car, and she will take you for a ride in court.

Have fun.

Adam_OC3 · 05-06-2008, 06:29 AM

Congrats on your new bmw

mike-al · 05-06-2008, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_OC3

Congrats on your new bmw

and your new baby

J. Falcon · 05-06-2008, 06:31 AM

You are the coolest.

Celeb Fan · 05-06-2008, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

How old is she?

13

cthulhu_waves · 05-06-2008, 06:45 AM

too young but you can hit her lol

Jdoughs · 05-06-2008, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan

13

Who the fuck would watch a 13 year old for her reaction to their new sports car?

You are certainly a class act for even posting this here.

raven1083 · 05-06-2008, 06:56 AM

13 y.o.shes too young to you! Maybe your just dreaming!

AdPatron · 05-06-2008, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Take her for a ride in your car, and she will take you for a ride in court.

Have fun.

And being that she is 13, her daddy may be giving you a ride to the morgue!

Pete-KT · 05-06-2008, 07:31 AM

Whats a BIMMER? you mean a beamer?

Celeb Fan · 05-06-2008, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Whats a BIMMER? you mean a beamer?

No, I mean BIMMER you fat fucking nerd.

Try going outside for a chance.

DaddyHalbucks · 05-06-2008, 07:40 AM

What a loser.

dynastoned · 05-06-2008, 07:46 AM

and why would you brag about that?

Iron Fist · 05-06-2008, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Whats a BIMMER? you mean a beamer?

Once again, Google is your friend...

Bimmer vs Beemer
Enthusiasts vs others
Definitions:
Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
Beamer/Beemer - proper accepted slang for BMW motorcycles. You will hear this term used incorrectly by many people.
Bummer - When you get a speeding ticket.
Bitter - Another German car. Very rare; hand built.

So just why is a BMW car called a 'bimmer' not a 'beemer' or 'beamer'?

The answer in part lies in knowing some BMW history and what came first.

All real BMW enthusiasts know that BMW got a big start on two wheels, what many call the real BMWs.

In those days, BMW motorcycles were quite active in racing, and one of their competitors at the track was often the BSA bikes.

Well as things would have it, a track slang developed, and the BMWs were usually referred to as 'beemers' and the BSAs were referred to as 'beesers'.

So, of course for any true enthusiast, there is no way that a BMW car could be called a 'beemer', so they were called 'bimmers'.

Unfortunately, in the US and Canada, and perhaps other countries, there was a time (kind of still is) where for various reasons, a BMW owner was considered an upwardly mobile person, and of course due to the fun in driving their BMWs most all of them had big grins on their faces.

Hence it is little surprise that the non enthusiast types out there incorrectly labeled BMW cars and their owners as 'beamers' or 'beemers'.

GAMEFINEST · 05-06-2008, 08:00 AM

loll........

PaulB IYP · 05-06-2008, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Once again, Google is your friend...

Bimmer vs Beemer
Enthusiasts vs others
Definitions:
Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
Beamer/Beemer - proper accepted slang for BMW motorcycles. You will hear this term used incorrectly by many people.
Bummer - When you get a speeding ticket.
Bitter - Another German car. Very rare; hand built.

So just why is a BMW car called a 'bimmer' not a 'beemer' or 'beamer'?

The answer in part lies in knowing some BMW history and what came first.

All real BMW enthusiasts know that BMW got a big start on two wheels, what many call the real BMWs.

In those days, BMW motorcycles were quite active in racing, and one of their competitors at the track was often the BSA bikes.

Well as things would have it, a track slang developed, and the BMWs were usually referred to as 'beemers' and the BSAs were referred to as 'beesers'.

So, of course for any true enthusiast, there is no way that a BMW car could be called a 'beemer', so they were called 'bimmers'.

Unfortunately, in the US and Canada, and perhaps other countries, there was a time (kind of still is) where for various reasons, a BMW owner was considered an upwardly mobile person, and of course due to the fun in driving their BMWs most all of them had big grins on their faces.

Hence it is little surprise that the non enthusiast types out there incorrectly labeled BMW cars and their owners as 'beamers' or 'beemers'.

lol...nice burn

Celeb Fan · 05-06-2008, 08:47 AM

This is good one too: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=+beamer

Violetta · 05-06-2008, 09:08 AM

post a pic... bmw or girl

The_Truth_Will_Hurts · 05-06-2008, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan

Barack and the Caring Lama;

Say:

absolutfl · 05-06-2008, 09:21 AM

Just one thing to say...

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-06-2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned

and why would you brag about that?

the same reason he'd brag about two 10 year olds waving at him

idtapdat · 05-06-2008, 09:26 AM

coolest kid on the block

xentech · 05-06-2008, 09:29 AM

He fackin lavs it m8

Rochard · 05-06-2008, 09:53 AM

Why would anyone want to fuck anyone because of a BMW?

My neighbor - who could get work as a double for Britney Spears - has a nice silver BMW. I've talked to her a number of times and she's in love with my Cobra.

farkedup · 05-06-2008, 10:01 AM

BMW's are good grocery getters with balls but haven't seen a true sports car from them ummm.... EVER!

A true sports car is something in the mold of a dodge viper.... uncomfortable, unfriendly, no frills and at least slightly dangerous.

Don't get me wrong, BMW's are nice cars.... but if you really want a sports car they aren't really anything to truly consider.

Give me a custom built cobra (real cobra, not the POS mustang cobra's) replica any day

Hell House Vic · 05-06-2008, 10:03 AM

clueless materialistic headless chicken girl

Eriic · 05-06-2008, 10:05 AM

I heard she is 13

payd2purv · 05-06-2008, 10:05 AM

She's smiling at you cause she sees a cute little gay boy with his new toy and she thinks it's cute :P

SifuE · 05-06-2008, 10:09 AM

Fucking Pedo call the cops on yourself,,, asshole looking for the looks of a 13 yr old.. if you did that to my daughter id shoot your ass!

PaulB IYP · 05-06-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup

BMW's are good grocery getters with balls but haven't seen a true sports car from them ummm.... EVER!

A true sports car is something in the mold of a dodge viper.... uncomfortable, unfriendly, no frills and at least slightly dangerous.

Don't get me wrong, BMW's are nice cars.... but if you really want a sports car they aren't really anything to truly consider.

Give me a custom built cobra (real cobra, not the POS mustang cobra's) replica any day

http://en.autos.sympatico.msn.ca/new...mentid=7127712

Rochard · 05-06-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv

She's smiling at you cause she sees a cute little gay boy with his new toy and she thinks it's cute :P

That's exactly what it is!!!!

payd2purv · 05-06-2008, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup

BMW's are good grocery getters with balls but haven't seen a true sports car from them ummm.... EVER!

A true sports car is something in the mold of a dodge viper.... uncomfortable, unfriendly, no frills and at least slightly dangerous.

Don't get me wrong, BMW's are nice cars.... but if you really want a sports car they aren't really anything to truly consider.

Give me a custom built cobra (real cobra, not the POS mustang cobra's) replica any day

Who invited the new guy?

HELLO MR CLUELESS.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-06-2008, 10:39 AM

offer her a ride buddy ;)

Kudles · 05-06-2008, 08:33 PM

Ok so do something about it.

sicone · 05-06-2008, 08:52 PM

you post a lot like another jackass who used to post here. Same type of topics too

farkedup · 05-06-2008, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaulB IYP

http://en.autos.sympatico.msn.ca/new...mentid=7127712

The day that comes out my statement will be retracted, that'll be badass... Until then they're glorified grocery getters.

NY Jester · 05-07-2008, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan

13

LOL 13? Shed probably smile at you if you had a "bitchin skateboard" too

EuroRev_Stacey · 05-07-2008, 06:32 AM

Let us see some pics of her

The Duck · 05-07-2008, 06:43 AM

so what???

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