Neighbor's daughter has been smiling @ me a lot since I got my new bimmer
 

:glugglug

That means she wants to fuck you.

It's a known fact that all chicks want to fuck a guy with a new BMW.

How old is she?

If she's of age, take her for a ride ;)

Take her for a ride in your car, and she will take you for a ride in court.

Have fun.

Congrats on your new bmw

and your new baby

You are the coolest.

13

:2 cents: :2 cents:

too young but you can hit her lol

Who the fuck would watch a 13 year old for her reaction to their new sports car?

You are certainly a class act for even posting this here.

13 y.o.shes too young to you! Maybe your just dreaming!

And being that she is 13, her daddy may be giving you a ride to the morgue!

Whats a BIMMER? you mean a beamer?

No, I mean BIMMER you fat fucking nerd.

Try going outside for a chance.

What a loser.

and why would you brag about that?

Once again, Google is your friend...

Bimmer vs Beemer
Enthusiasts vs others
Definitions:
Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
Beamer/Beemer - proper accepted slang for BMW motorcycles. You will hear this term used incorrectly by many people.
Bummer - When you get a speeding ticket.
Bitter - Another German car. Very rare; hand built.


So just why is a BMW car called a 'bimmer' not a 'beemer' or 'beamer'?

The answer in part lies in knowing some BMW history and what came first.

All real BMW enthusiasts know that BMW got a big start on two wheels, what many call the real BMWs.

In those days, BMW motorcycles were quite active in racing, and one of their competitors at the track was often the BSA bikes.

Well as things would have it, a track slang developed, and the BMWs were usually referred to as 'beemers' and the BSAs were referred to as 'beesers'.

So, of course for any true enthusiast, there is no way that a BMW car could be called a 'beemer', so they were called 'bimmers'.

Unfortunately, in the US and Canada, and perhaps other countries, there was a time (kind of still is) where for various reasons, a BMW owner was considered an upwardly mobile person, and of course due to the fun in driving their BMWs most all of them had big grins on their faces.

Hence it is little surprise that the non enthusiast types out there incorrectly labeled BMW cars and their owners as 'beamers' or 'beemers'.

loll........

lol...nice burn

This is good one too: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=+beamer

post a pic... bmw or girl

Barack and the Caring Lama;
http://www.myblam.com/Media/pictures...funny-lama.jpg

Say:
http://www.greatdreams.com/planes/bush-finger.jpg

Just one thing to say...

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!

the same reason he'd brag about two 10 year olds waving at him :2 cents:

coolest kid on the block

He fackin lavs it m8

Why would anyone want to fuck anyone because of a BMW?

My neighbor - who could get work as a double for Britney Spears - has a nice silver BMW. I've talked to her a number of times and she's in love with my Cobra.

BMW's are good grocery getters with balls but haven't seen a true sports car from them ummm.... EVER!

A true sports car is something in the mold of a dodge viper.... uncomfortable, unfriendly, no frills and at least slightly dangerous.

Don't get me wrong, BMW's are nice cars.... but if you really want a sports car they aren't really anything to truly consider.

Give me a custom built cobra (real cobra, not the POS mustang cobra's) replica any day

clueless materialistic headless chicken girl

I heard she is 13:Oh crap:disgust:warning

She's smiling at you cause she sees a cute little gay boy with his new toy and she thinks it's cute :P

Fucking Pedo call the cops on yourself,,, asshole looking for the looks of a 13 yr old.. if you did that to my daughter id shoot your ass!

That's exactly what it is!!!!

Who invited the new guy?

HELLO MR CLUELESS.

offer her a ride buddy ;)

Ok so do something about it.

you post a lot like another jackass who used to post here. Same type of topics too

The day that comes out my statement will be retracted, that'll be badass... Until then they're glorified grocery getters.

LOL 13? Shed probably smile at you if you had a "bitchin skateboard" too :thumbsup

Let us see some pics of her :)

so what???