Jay Leno is the devil - GoFuckYourself.com

Choder · 10-14-2002, 11:39 AM

Let's examine the facts. These are all things that I have picked up and remembered hearing Jay say on different episodes of The Tonight Show. None are rumors. Some of this I have heard him say a couple times:

- He has been serious with 5 women in his life, and they have all had the exact same birthday.

- When he laid eyes on his wife for the very first time, before even going to talk to her, he told his friend "I'm going to marry that woman." It's been 20 years of marriage now...

- He eats the same thing every day

- He wears the same thing every day (until they throw a suit on him for the show)

- He has never spent any of the money he has made on The Tonight Show. He only spends his standup comedy money, which he earns every weekend. He somehow makes enough with the standup money to have an estate in Beverly Hills and 100 cars.

- When he was graduating high school, his senior quote about what he wanted to do with his life was he wanted to "HOST THE TONIGHT SHOW".

My conclusion is that this man is some kind of higher form of life, and he should be feared.

nocostporn · 10-14-2002, 11:54 AM

don't forget about the creature living in his face

Choder · 10-14-2002, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
don't forget about the creature living in his face

Are you referring to his chin?

Penrod · 10-14-2002, 12:36 PM

I think John Travolta impregnated his chin.

Machete_ · 10-14-2002, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by Penrod
I think John Travolta impregnated his chin.

LOVE the GFY humor

Steve · 10-14-2002, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by Choder

Are you referring to his chin?

I think South Park mocked Leno's face - I recall a small man shaped being growing from his chin.

asuna · 10-14-2002, 01:05 PM

Yes, Jay is pretty cool

Choder · 10-14-2002, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by Steve

I think South Park mocked Leno's face - I recall a small man shaped being growing from his chin.

Ahhh yes

cold_ice · 10-14-2002, 03:29 PM

Leno is tha bomb

Choder · 10-14-2002, 04:07 PM

Lots of Leno fans here eh? Maybe this calls for a poll on favorite late night host

Hamlet · 10-14-2002, 06:17 PM

Leno's good - but Conan rocks the house

asuna · 10-14-2002, 07:19 PM

Hands down on Conan, as funny as Leno is, Conan is Conan

The Craze · 10-14-2002, 07:31 PM

Leno has a big mouth

Spliceragain · 10-14-2002, 07:47 PM

Leno is a hack

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2002, 07:51 PM

I thought Oprah was the Devil....

I'm confused....

Joel · 10-14-2002, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Choder

Are you referring to his chin?

I think the chin is running the show, and Jay is just the public relations man. You can't tell me there's not intelligent life in his chin.

Choder · 10-15-2002, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Joel

I think the chin is running the show, and Jay is just the public relations man. You can't tell me there's not intelligent life in his chin.

You seem to know a lot for an innocent victim....

pimplink · 10-15-2002, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
don't forget about the creature living in his face

Come to think of it, he does have that Lovejoy "Call of Chthulu" quality to him

Lev · 10-15-2002, 12:18 AM

I had this roomate in high school who looked exactly like Jay and he also had weird powers, maybe they are an alien breed from another planet

Choder · 10-15-2002, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by Lev
I had this roomate in high school who looked exactly like Jay and he also had weird powers, maybe they are an alien breed from another planet

What were his weird powers?

Rocky · 10-15-2002, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I thought Oprah was the Devil....

I'm confused....

nope, that was Martha Stewart

10-14-2002, 11:39 AM	#1
Choder Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 446	Jay Leno is the devil (the facts are in) Let's examine the facts. These are all things that I have picked up and remembered hearing Jay say on different episodes of The Tonight Show. None are rumors. Some of this I have heard him say a couple times: - He has been serious with 5 women in his life, and they have all had the exact same birthday. - When he laid eyes on his wife for the very first time, before even going to talk to her, he told his friend "I'm going to marry that woman." It's been 20 years of marriage now... - He eats the same thing every day - He wears the same thing every day (until they throw a suit on him for the show) - He has never spent any of the money he has made on The Tonight Show. He only spends his standup comedy money, which he earns every weekend. He somehow makes enough with the standup money to have an estate in Beverly Hills and 100 cars. - When he was graduating high school, his senior quote about what he wanted to do with his life was he wanted to "HOST THE TONIGHT SHOW". My conclusion is that this man is some kind of higher form of life, and he should be feared. __________________ Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698 <br> "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" Last edited by Choder; 10-14-2002 at 11:48 AM..

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