Jay Leno is the devil (the facts are in)
 

Let's examine the facts. These are all things that I have picked up and remembered hearing Jay say on different episodes of The Tonight Show. None are rumors. Some of this I have heard him say a couple times:

- He has been serious with 5 women in his life, and they have all had the exact same birthday.

- When he laid eyes on his wife for the very first time, before even going to talk to her, he told his friend "I'm going to marry that woman." It's been 20 years of marriage now...

- He eats the same thing every day

- He wears the same thing every day (until they throw a suit on him for the show)

- He has never spent any of the money he has made on The Tonight Show. He only spends his standup comedy money, which he earns every weekend. He somehow makes enough with the standup money to have an estate in Beverly Hills and 100 cars.

- When he was graduating high school, his senior quote about what he wanted to do with his life was he wanted to "HOST THE TONIGHT SHOW".

My conclusion is that this man is some kind of higher form of life, and he should be feared.

don't forget about the creature living in his face

Are you referring to his chin?

I think John Travolta impregnated his chin.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh LOVE the GFY humor

I think South Park mocked Leno's face - I recall a small man shaped being growing from his chin.

Yes, Jay is pretty cool

Ahhh yes

Leno is tha bomb:thumbsup

Lots of Leno fans here eh? Maybe this calls for a poll on favorite late night host

Leno's good - but Conan rocks the house :thumbsup

Hands down on Conan, as funny as Leno is, Conan is Conan

Leno has a big mouth

Leno is a hack:321GFY

I thought Oprah was the Devil.... :eek7

I'm confused....

I think the chin is running the show, and Jay is just the public relations man. You can't tell me there's not intelligent life in his chin.

You seem to know a lot for an innocent victim....

Come to think of it, he does have that Lovejoy "Call of Chthulu" quality to him :)

I had this roomate in high school who looked exactly like Jay and he also had weird powers, maybe they are an alien breed from another planet :stoned

What were his weird powers?

nope, that was Martha Stewart