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05-05-2008, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,086
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Check Out the Weird Email I Got Today...
People wonder if my life has changed since starring in a major motion picture that has been featured a lot on cable recently...
Well I can tell you, YES it has- I now receive emails like this everytime my movie airs.... So when is SPielberg going to finally call? To: [email protected] Subject: Female Cannibal Feast Dear Event Coordinator: � If you desire a unique revenue producing venture, I wish to donate myself as the longpig main course for a BBQ/Hawaiian Luau. Being served to all women is my preference. � I have had this fantasy for many years and it may either turn into a reality or you could make a video and sell it on the Internet. If you request, I will send you a detailed script. � I have acted out this scenario with 25 dominatrixes. They all say this is the most unique roleplaying they have ever conducted. I am prepared as the Dinner Guest Of Honor. I would like to be either roasted alive on a rotisserie in front of your guests or cooked in a roasting pan. I melt when I see women wearing a tiny bikini with high heels and wish to be in their warm bellies. The sexiest part of a woman is her navel. I could be placed on a silver carving platter, garnished, and served with an apple stuffed in my mouth. � My characteristics are blond hair, blue eyes, single, no children, no drugs, non-drinker, non-smoker, 100% healthy, 5' 10", and 185 pounds.� I have an M.B.A. and am a librarian. I have an athletic physique and earned a football scholarship to Michigan State University. � Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to a favorable reply. � Sincerely, Harvey |
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05-05-2008, 01:05 PM
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05-05-2008, 01:05 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
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Sounds like a candidate for that virgin game show.
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05-05-2008, 01:07 PM
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How can you Roleplay being roasted alive? When fire hits skin, it hurts! Hahahahah!
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05-05-2008, 01:30 PM
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Retired
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Sac
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The world gets weirder every day
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