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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Why the hell do I have to go to the customer service counter
At Safeway if I want to buy condoms?
Tobacco I can understand, but condoms? What kind of bullshit is that?
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LOL. It does make things a little... less private.
Customer Service Rep: "What kind of condoms would you like?" Shoehorn: "Umm... what's the smallest you got?" Customer Service Rep: *snort*
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Hopefully it's because condoms are one of the most stolen products...
But with the increase in STDS in the general public.. That's not likely...
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Maybe, it seems like only the Safeway downtown has them like that, and downtown is where all the shady people and tranny hookers hangout at night. So thats possible.
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Over the PA system goes "need a price check for a box of ribbed trojans on register 7" |
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It's so kids won't buy condoms, get pregnant, and make more tax payers...
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It's coming look busy
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Though ours are not protected and just at the isle. I would rather them be under lock and key. Last thing people need is some kids giggling and poking holes in the packages.
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Why the hell do I have to go to the customer service counter
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Think about it: You buy off the shelf You approach the checkout, and there are 3 lanes open. 1 checkout girl is ugly 2nd is a middle aged bald guy the 3rd is a hot 20-something. You go through lane 3, obviously, whereupon you're tempted to ask her "Would you care to share these with me tonight?" and she says "size small? *snort*" How much punishment can your ego take? :D
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It's called the pill dood.
I hate taking it tho, it fucks up my periodz! lawl. |
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Steal? I can assure you I thunk that up all by myself. Can't help it if some other lame-o said something similar 5 years ago.
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they're expensive and people steal them. but i totally understand what you're saying.
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You can work it in your favor if you just go to the line of the hottest checker and ask her where the trojan supersize are located, she'll remember you for sure next time you come in.
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thats retarded
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It's coming look busy
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But but places like planned parenthood give away piles if you look in lobby.
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Might be cause I was running around safeways with a long hat pin poking the boxes of condoms? *shrugs*
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best way to meet a hot cashier chick is when checking out with a box of condoms.... try it.. you'll score but the hard part is finding a "hot cashier"
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oh nevermind. Someone doesn't get something here. Somewhere. ![]()
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There is a store near me that keeps them in a locked case. You have to press a button which lights a siren like light over the counter so they can some open it up for you.
I never did mind buying them until one day I was behind a guy in line who had a half case of beer, a pizza, a box of condoms and a couple of candy bars. The girl behind the counter rang him up and he took his stuff and left. As she is ringing me up we are both kind of laughing at his purchases. I say, "looks like he has a fun night planned." She doesn't miss a beat and says, "Yeah, probably alone." We both laugh . Now I figure they think I am going home and using them to practice with. |
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I've heard they make for great gun barrel protectors, you know, for guys who like hunting in swamps.
Kane, next time tell the girl you're a hunter. :D
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That is a little weird...
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buy them bulk and stockpile them everywhere, they have like a 2 year expiry but im sure they would last you less than a few months ;) That way you wont have to deal with safeway shenanigans
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