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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
At Safeway if I want to buy condoms?
Tobacco I can understand, but condoms? What kind of bullshit is that?
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That's easy. Because it actually saves you even more embarassment than by going through the checkout.
Think about it:
You buy off the shelf
You approach the checkout, and there are 3 lanes open.
1 checkout girl is ugly
2nd is a middle aged bald guy
the 3rd is a hot 20-something.
You go through lane 3, obviously, whereupon you're tempted to ask her "Would you care to share these with me tonight?"
and she says "size small? *snort*"
How much punishment can your ego take? :D