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Choice is an Illusion
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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![]() And the most contrived list of the week award goes to ...
Entertainment Weekly magazine, which waded through the intellectual wasteland of Los Angeles to create a list of the 50 smartest people in Hollywood, released the list Thursday. "Knocked Up" creator Judd Apatow leads the brainiac pack, with Ben Affleck holding up the back end at No. 50. The mag asserts that smart could mean any number of things: "It encompasses book smarts and street smarts, financial genius and emotional intelligence." Picking through the cerebral corridors of America's most vapid city seems a daunting task. An easier route: The "Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood." Dumb doesn't necessarily correspond to a low IQ. There are poor life choices, style slipups and mishaps under the influence to take into account. Topping a highly unscientific Daily News list of the "Dumbest" is Lindsay Lohan. The reason: poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men. The rest of the top five: 2. Kim Kardashian - because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares. 3. Spencer Pratt - who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too. 4. Jeff Kwatinetz - the man that gave the okay for Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance. 5. Shia LaBeouf - the 21 year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy. The other "winners": 6. Heidi Montag, reality television star 7. Jessica Simpson, singer 8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver 9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul 10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people 11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler 12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster 13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy 14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck 15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater 16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on 17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress 18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor 19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess 20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend 21. Audrina Patridge, "The Hills" star, vapid conversationalist 22. Wilmer Valderamma, actor? 23. Vanessa Minnillo, former VJ, celebrity girlfriend 24. Mel Gibson, actor, drunk driver 25. Michael Richards, comedian, racist 26. Brandon Davis, party boy, racist 27. Isiah Washington, actor, homophobe 28. Charlie Sheen, actor 29. Denise Richards, actress 30. Alec Baldwin, actor, cell phone abuser 31. Chad Michael Murray, serial fiance 32. Steve-O, public nudist 33. Nicole Richie, directionally challenged driver 34. Janice Dickinson, big-mouthed former supermodel 35. Adrienne Curry, reality star and grammatically challenged blogger 36. Anne Heche, self-described crazy person 37. Bai Ling, fashion disaster, C-lister 38. Kevin Federline, serial sperminator 39. Shar Jackson, slept with Kevin Federline 40. Scott Baio, "Charles in Charge" 41. Dustin Diamond, washed-up teen actor and porn star 42. Tila Tequila, reality show bisexual 43. Russell Crowe, phone thrower 44. Kristin Cavallari, not even famous after "Laguna Beach" 45. Nick Carter, Backstreet Boy 46. Vanessa Hudgens, Disney star, nude picture poser 47. Michelle Rodriguez, public nuisance 48. David Hasselhoff, public disaster 49. Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator, inmate 50. Tom Sizemore, probation violator http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20..._people_i.html |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
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the list:
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Choice is an Illusion
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
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lol #49 - Joe Francis
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here There and Everywhere
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That list is pretty accurate.
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in a van by the river
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How the fuck did Tom Cruise not make it on the list?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
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