Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood
 

And the most contrived list of the week award goes to ...

Entertainment Weekly magazine, which waded through the intellectual wasteland of Los Angeles to create a list of the 50 smartest people in Hollywood, released the list Thursday.

"Knocked Up" creator Judd Apatow leads the brainiac pack, with Ben Affleck holding up the back end at No. 50.

The mag asserts that smart could mean any number of things: "It encompasses book smarts and street smarts, financial genius and emotional intelligence."

Picking through the cerebral corridors of America's most vapid city seems a daunting task.

An easier route: The "Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood."

Dumb doesn't necessarily correspond to a low IQ. There are poor life choices, style slipups and mishaps under the influence to take into account.

Topping a highly unscientific Daily News list of the "Dumbest" is Lindsay Lohan. The reason: poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.

The rest of the top five:

2. Kim Kardashian - because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.

3. Spencer Pratt - who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.

4. Jeff Kwatinetz - the man that gave the okay for Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.

5. Shia LaBeouf - the 21 year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.

The other "winners":

6. Heidi Montag, reality television star

7. Jessica Simpson, singer

8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver

9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul

10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people

11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler

12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster

13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy

14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck

15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater

16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on

17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor

19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess

20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend

21. Audrina Patridge, "The Hills" star, vapid conversationalist

22. Wilmer Valderamma, actor?

23. Vanessa Minnillo, former VJ, celebrity girlfriend

24. Mel Gibson, actor, drunk driver

25. Michael Richards, comedian, racist

26. Brandon Davis, party boy, racist

27. Isiah Washington, actor, homophobe

28. Charlie Sheen, actor

29. Denise Richards, actress

30. Alec Baldwin, actor, cell phone abuser

31. Chad Michael Murray, serial fiance

32. Steve-O, public nudist

33. Nicole Richie, directionally challenged driver

34. Janice Dickinson, big-mouthed former supermodel

35. Adrienne Curry, reality star and grammatically challenged blogger

36. Anne Heche, self-described crazy person

37. Bai Ling, fashion disaster, C-lister

38. Kevin Federline, serial sperminator

39. Shar Jackson, slept with Kevin Federline

40. Scott Baio, "Charles in Charge"

41. Dustin Diamond, washed-up teen actor and porn star

42. Tila Tequila, reality show bisexual

43. Russell Crowe, phone thrower

44. Kristin Cavallari, not even famous after "Laguna Beach"

45. Nick Carter, Backstreet Boy

46. Vanessa Hudgens, Disney star, nude picture poser

47. Michelle Rodriguez, public nuisance

48. David Hasselhoff, public disaster

49. Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator, inmate

50. Tom Sizemore, probation violator

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20..._people_i.html

the list: :thumbsup
the people: :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lol #49 - Joe Francis

Wha...you mean attempting to eat a sloppy hamburger off the carpet while incoherently piss drunk in front of your daughter with a videocam is a disaster?! :1orglaugh

That list is pretty accurate.

How the fuck did Tom Cruise not make it on the list?

I was thinking the same thing. That steaming pile of monkey shit should be #1 :2 cents: