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vidsta · 04-26-2008, 04:21 AM

here´s one of my favourites for this contest:

GrouchyAdmin · 04-26-2008, 04:27 AM

Almost anything that's stated to be an actual functional device by audiophiles. From a piece of plastic that's meant to 'alter the CD forever', to a portable Timex clock with a red dot stuck to it. Only $199. Order now!

vidsta · 04-26-2008, 04:32 AM

i also like those lunch helpers to dry noodles while eating...

but one of the very best inventions ever (and that´s no sarcasm ) is the frozen pizza! ;)

GrouchyAdmin · 04-26-2008, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by vidsta

i also like those lunch helpers to dry noodles while eating...

What the hell is that?

vidsta · 04-26-2008, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

What the hell is that?

haahaa get this!

this is spastic isn´t it? :D

GrouchyAdmin · 04-26-2008, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by vidsta

haahaa get this!

this is spastic isn´t it? :D

Because, dear god, it's really hard to wait the whole second it takes for ramen to cool back into limp and goopy sludge. That's right up there, allright.

PornAdz · 04-26-2008, 06:42 AM

i would think that the fan would be weighing down the chopsicks....

The Promo Guy · 04-26-2008, 07:12 AM

Blackberry's .... im at work 24/7 it seems : (

vidsta · 04-26-2008, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The Promo Guy

Blackberry's .... im at work 24/7 it seems : (

löl get your website working then your job becomes redundant.

bronco67 · 04-26-2008, 10:15 AM

the Poop Tube

The Bougar

Candy Tails

polish_aristocrat · 04-27-2008, 12:09 AM

Segway

overhyped for years, promoted as the thing that is gonna revolutionize how cities are built... and hardly anyone uses it nowadays!

coolegg2 · 04-27-2008, 12:41 AM

The "low flow", aka multi-flush, toilet.

Monique Niccole · 04-27-2008, 12:54 AM

The Flowbee

vidsta · 04-27-2008, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

The Flowbee

what the holy fucked up shit is that???

looks like he´s gonna bang a nail into his head :D

GrouchyAdmin · 04-27-2008, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by vidsta

what the holy fucked up shit is that???

looks like he´s gonna bang a nail into his head :D

It's essentially a reverse pinwheel. Your vacuum attached by the nozzle sucks, causing the blades inside to rotate, and eventually tears the hear out of your scalp.

Entirely pointless? Bedazzler, microwave bacon rack, tatoo sleeves.

leetd · 04-27-2008, 03:17 AM

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Marshal · 04-27-2008, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

It's essentially a reverse pinwheel. Your vacuum attached by the nozzle sucks, causing the blades inside to rotate, and eventually tears the hear out of your scalp.

Entirely pointless? Bedazzler, microwave bacon rack, tatoo sleeves.

http://mybedazzler.com/

this one is my favorite!

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viencarl · 04-28-2008, 05:06 AM

lol funny thread

Monique Niccole · 04-28-2008, 06:01 AM

Some of these Japanese inventions are hilarious. Here's another one:

A skirt that turns into a Coca-Cola machine camouflage to hide from muggers

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Ms Tsukioka, 29, unveiled her design in Tokyo by claiming she hopes it will help ease women's fear of crime.

She lifted a flap on the skirt to expose a large sheet of cloth printed with the familiar bright red Coca Cola logo.

By unfolding the sheet and stepping to the side of the street, she showed how a woman walking alone could hide behind it to outfox a potential attacker.

source

cthulhu_waves · 04-28-2008, 06:05 AM

hahaha nice thread

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Some Guy · 04-28-2008, 06:44 AM

Pet rock wins.

Personally, I've never understood the concept of the "beer koozie."

I just don't get it. Keeps your drink cold? How the fuck long does it take somebody to drink a beer? Keeps your hand warm? Come on. Does your hand really get that cold when you drink a beer? If so, you're probably not a man and you should probably be drinking wine coolers instead.

florin · 04-28-2008, 07:08 AM

That Coca-Cola machine camouflage...that´s just nuts...

EuroRev_Stacey · 04-28-2008, 07:14 AM

I agree, the coca cola skirt is hilarious, why are those shoes exposed if its main purpose is to hide behind it to outfox a potential attacker

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J. Falcon · 04-28-2008, 07:36 AM

funny thread

woj · 04-28-2008, 08:03 AM

those asians have the best stuff

Tom_PM · 04-28-2008, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

The Flowbee

haha, I own AND use this stupid thing, and I'm not even kidding, lmao!
The vaccum sucks the hair up straight and the blades cut it evenly. It takes all of 5 or 10 minutes to cut my hair whenever the hell I feel like it.
Whats more, it was a christmas gift. So the amount I've spent on haircuts for the past 7 or 8 years is $0, lol.

Oh and it doesnt look bad either. I've even been complimented

carol.prime · 04-28-2008, 08:35 AM

Funny inventions.

like what the inventors think to came up with those ideas.

Monique Niccole · 04-28-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

haha, I own AND use this stupid thing, and I'm not even kidding, lmao!
The vaccum sucks the hair up straight and the blades cut it evenly. It takes all of 5 or 10 minutes to cut my hair whenever the hell I feel like it.
Whats more, it was a christmas gift. So the amount I've spent on haircuts for the past 7 or 8 years is $0, lol.

Oh and it doesnt look bad either. I've even been complimented

I don't know if I would have admitted that Tom.

Post pics of your Flowbeed hair!

Tom_PM · 04-28-2008, 09:41 AM

lol, I dont care if people know. The stupid thing works. When someone cuts your hair, they comb it, pull up a section straight between their fingers, and cut it off. This thing does that too. For a guy like me it's fine. I'm no metro. No pics though

Joe BrainCash · 04-28-2008, 09:50 AM

Keep them coming!

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