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  • vidsta
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    • Mar 2008
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    #1

    What are the most stupid inventions in the world?

    here“s one of my favourites for this contest:

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  • GrouchyAdmin
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    • Apr 2006
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    #2
    Almost anything that's stated to be an actual functional device by audiophiles. From a piece of plastic that's meant to 'alter the CD forever', to a portable Timex clock with a red dot stuck to it. Only $199. Order now!

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    • vidsta
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      #3
      i also like those lunch helpers to dry noodles while eating...

      but one of the very best inventions ever (and that“s no sarcasm ) is the frozen pizza! ;)
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      • GrouchyAdmin
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        • Apr 2006
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        #4
        Originally posted by vidsta
        i also like those lunch helpers to dry noodles while eating...
        What the hell is that?

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        • vidsta
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          #5
          Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
          What the hell is that?
          haahaa get this!



          this is spastic isn´t it? :D
          Last edited by vidsta; 04-26-2008, 04:02 AM.
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          • GrouchyAdmin
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            • Apr 2006
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            #6
            Originally posted by vidsta
            haahaa get this!



            this is spastic isn“t it? :D
            Because, dear god, it's really hard to wait the whole second it takes for ramen to cool back into limp and goopy sludge. That's right up there, allright.

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            • PornAdz
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              • May 2007
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              #7
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              • The Promo Guy
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                #8
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                • vidsta
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Promo Guy
                  Blackberry's .... im at work 24/7 it seems : (
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                  • bronco67
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                    • Dec 2006
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                    #10
                    the Poop Tube

                    The Bougar

                    Candy Tails

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                    • polish_aristocrat
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #11
                      Segway

                      overhyped for years, promoted as the thing that is gonna revolutionize how cities are built... and hardly anyone uses it nowadays!

                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                      • coolegg2
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                        #12
                        The "low flow", aka multi-flush, toilet.

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                        • Monique Niccole
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                          #13
                          The Flowbee

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                          • vidsta
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                            • Mar 2008
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Afrekete
                            The Flowbee

                            what the holy fucked up shit is that???
                            looks like he“s gonna bang a nail into his head :D
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                            • GrouchyAdmin
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by vidsta
                              what the holy fucked up shit is that???
                              looks like he“s gonna bang a nail into his head :D
                              It's essentially a reverse pinwheel. Your vacuum attached by the nozzle sucks, causing the blades inside to rotate, and eventually tears the hear out of your scalp.

                              Entirely pointless? Bedazzler, microwave bacon rack, tatoo sleeves.

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                              • leetd
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                                #16
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                                • Marshal
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                                  • Jun 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                  It's essentially a reverse pinwheel. Your vacuum attached by the nozzle sucks, causing the blades inside to rotate, and eventually tears the hear out of your scalp.

                                  Entirely pointless? Bedazzler, microwave bacon rack, tatoo sleeves.
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                                    • CyberHustler
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                                      #19
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                                      • CyberHustler
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                                        #20
                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                        • CyberHustler
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                                          #21
                                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                          • CyberHustler
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                                            #22
                                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                            • CyberHustler
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                                              • Feb 2006
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                                              #23
                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                              • CyberHustler
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                                                • Feb 2006
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                                                #24
                                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                • CyberHustler
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                                                  #25
                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                  • CyberHustler
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                                                    • Feb 2006
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                                                    #26
                                                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                    • CyberHustler
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                                                      #27
                                                      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                      • CyberHustler
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                                                        #28


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                                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                        • campimp
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                                                          #29

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                                                          • CyberHustler
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                                                            #30
                                                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                            • CyberHustler
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                                                              • Feb 2006
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                                                              #31
                                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                              • CyberHustler
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                                                                • Feb 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                • CyberHustler
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                                                                  • Feb 2006
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                  • CyberHustler
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                                                                    • Feb 2006
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                    • viencarl
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      lol funny thread

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                                                                      • Monique Niccole
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Some of these Japanese inventions are hilarious. Here's another one:

                                                                        A skirt that turns into a Coca-Cola machine camouflage to hide from muggers







                                                                        Ms Tsukioka, 29, unveiled her design in Tokyo by claiming she hopes it will help ease women's fear of crime.

                                                                        She lifted a flap on the skirt to expose a large sheet of cloth printed with the familiar bright red Coca Cola logo.

                                                                        By unfolding the sheet and stepping to the side of the street, she showed how a woman walking alone could hide behind it to outfox a potential attacker.
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                                                                        • cthulhu_waves
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          hahaha nice thread
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                                                                          • Dirty Dane
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                                                                            #38

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                                                                            • Some Guy
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Pet rock wins.

                                                                              Personally, I've never understood the concept of the "beer koozie."



                                                                              I just don't get it. Keeps your drink cold? How the fuck long does it take somebody to drink a beer? Keeps your hand warm? Come on. Does your hand really get that cold when you drink a beer? If so, you're probably not a man and you should probably be drinking wine coolers instead.

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                                                                              • florin
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                That Coca-Cola machine camouflage...that´s just nuts...

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                                                                                • EuroRev_Stacey
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I agree, the coca cola skirt is hilarious, why are those shoes exposed if its main purpose is to hide behind it to outfox a potential attacker
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                                                                                  • raven1083
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                                                      #43

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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                          • Tom_PM
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                                                            The Flowbee

                                                                                            haha, I own AND use this stupid thing, and I'm not even kidding, lmao!
                                                                                            The vaccum sucks the hair up straight and the blades cut it evenly. It takes all of 5 or 10 minutes to cut my hair whenever the hell I feel like it.
                                                                                            Whats more, it was a christmas gift. So the amount I've spent on haircuts for the past 7 or 8 years is $0, lol.

                                                                                            Oh and it doesnt look bad either. I've even been complimented
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                                                                                            • carol.prime
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Funny inventions. like what the inventors think to came up with those ideas.
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                                                                                              • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                                                haha, I own AND use this stupid thing, and I'm not even kidding, lmao!
                                                                                                The vaccum sucks the hair up straight and the blades cut it evenly. It takes all of 5 or 10 minutes to cut my hair whenever the hell I feel like it.
                                                                                                Whats more, it was a christmas gift. So the amount I've spent on haircuts for the past 7 or 8 years is $0, lol.

                                                                                                Oh and it doesnt look bad either. I've even been complimented
                                                                                                I don't know if I would have admitted that Tom.

                                                                                                Post pics of your Flowbeed hair!

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                                                                                                • Tom_PM
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  lol, I dont care if people know. The stupid thing works. When someone cuts your hair, they comb it, pull up a section straight between their fingers, and cut it off. This thing does that too. For a guy like me it's fine. I'm no metro. No pics though
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                                                                                                  • Joe BrainCash
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