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|  04-23-2008, 07:52 AM | #1 | 
| Shank-A-Potamus Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA 
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				What do you do for National Secretaries Day??
			 OK...I mean National Administrative Professionals Day? I get the girls each a gift certificate to the mall based on their number of years working for me and I take them all out to a nice lunch. The tech guys hate having to answer the main phones and such while we are at lunch, but they suck it up for a couple of hours a year ;) What do you do? --T | 
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|  04-23-2008, 07:54 AM | #2 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: everywhere... 
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				 | good question...daahha  | 
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|  04-23-2008, 07:56 AM | #3 | 
| XXX Video Editor Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kent, UK 
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				 | ummm, I do nothing at all. 
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|  04-23-2008, 07:58 AM | #4 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas 
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				 | Write them a paycheck every 2 weeks. | 
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|  04-23-2008, 08:01 AM | #5 | 
| working on my tan Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky 
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				 | Buy them edible underwear. | 
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|  04-23-2008, 08:04 AM | #6 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- 
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				 | i let them have sex with me | 
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|  04-23-2008, 08:07 AM | #7 | 
| The Dupre Pimp Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Koh Samui 
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|  04-23-2008, 08:12 AM | #8 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manila, Philippines 
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				 | you're a good boss.   
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|  04-23-2008, 08:40 AM | #9 | 
| Content Producer Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los Angeles 
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				 | I was hoping to bang a secretary or two today. | 
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|  04-23-2008, 10:40 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Depends on how your secretary is. | 
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|  04-23-2008, 12:09 PM | #11 | |
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710. 
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 I fire her the day before Secretary's Day and then re-hire her the day after when she comes crawling back. It's all there in chapter 3 of 'The Pimp Hand MBA Course.' 
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