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Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:12 AM

this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

so hit me

Amputate Your Head · 10-13-2002, 01:13 AM

is it true you have a secret pede farm in Nebraska?

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:15 AM

actually the pede farm is north of North Dakota

i guess the secret is out

however, the location of my gopher ranch is a well kept secret

Jimbo · 10-13-2002, 01:15 AM

whats a script?

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by Jimbo
whats a script?

something my pharmacist fills out so that i can get my ritalin

Amputate Your Head · 10-13-2002, 01:19 AM

Tell us in your own words about what you think the future holds for the farming industry.

Babaganoosh · 10-13-2002, 01:21 AM

If you take the right, front wheel, and the left, rear wheel off a canoe, how many cowboy boots can you fit in an elephant's ear?

kenny · 10-13-2002, 01:21 AM

Tell me, how can a girl love me one day hate me the next day (for no reason), then love me again a week later. I mean wtf?

KingK7 · 10-13-2002, 01:22 AM

Why does it hurt when I pee?

kenny · 10-13-2002, 01:23 AM

Thanks they are Dockers dont cha know

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Tell us in your own words about what you think the future holds for the farming industry.

governments have subsized the farming industry for way too long

the implementation of genetically altered seeds will eventually create global starvation

the future of farming is in pedes and gophers

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
If you take the right, front wheel, and the left, rear wheel off a canoe, how many cowboy boots can you fit in an elephant's ear?

every canadian knows that canoes don't have wheels, eh

on the other hand, every western canadian knows that 3 1/2 pairs of cowboy boots will fit in an elephants ear

Babaganoosh · 10-13-2002, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

governments have subsized the farming industry for way too long

the implementation of genetically altered seeds will eventually create global starvation

the future of farming is in pedes and gophers

And no mention of the noble platypus? What the hell?!?!? You don't know shit from shineola. The platypus is the saviour of the western economy.

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by kenny
Tell me, how can a girl love me one day hate me the next day (for no reason), then love me again a week later. I mean wtf?

Biorhythms

Babaganoosh · 10-13-2002, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by kenny
Tell me, how can a girl love me one day hate me the next day (for no reason), then love me again a week later. I mean wtf?

The other guy she was banging kicked her to the curb and she is needing some nookie again? No offense intended, just been in that situation before.

Brown Bear · 10-13-2002, 01:35 AM

If God is all-powerful, why doesn't he stop the suffering in the world?

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
Why does it hurt when I pee?

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
By Frank Zappa

One Two Three

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
I must be got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Babaganoosh · 10-13-2002, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
If God is all-powerful, why doesn't he stop the suffering in the world?

If God is so powerful, can he make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
If God is all-powerful, why doesn't he stop the suffering in the world?

do you think God is playing us like some kind of video game?

free will all the way baby

the suffering in the world is not created by a God, but by earth bound mutha fuckers

kenny · 10-13-2002, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

The other guy she was banging kicked her to the curb and she is needing some nookie again? No offense intended, just been in that situation before.

That or she realized he isnt worth a fuck, or she is just schizo

kenny · 10-13-2002, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

do you think God is playing us like some kind of video game?

free will all the way baby

the suffering in the world is not created by a God, but by earth bound mutha fuckers

Yea but he is so great and powerfull and almighty, this world should be a paradise according to his massive love and power

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by kenny

Yea but he is so great and powerfull and almighty, this world should be a paradise according to his massive love and power

he???

Brown Bear · 10-13-2002, 01:46 AM

Willie is older than Donald. Susan is younger than Willie, but older than Jane. Tom is younger than Jane, but older than Donald. Jane is older than Donald but younger than Susan. Tom is not the youngest. Susan is not the oldest. Tom is younger than Susan and Willie. Who is the youngest?

Paul Markham · 10-13-2002, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by kenny
Tell me, how can a girl love me one day hate me the next day (for no reason), then love me again a week later. I mean wtf?

I know the answer too that one, you must get paid weekly

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
Willie is older than Donald. Susan is younger than Willie, but older than Jane. Tom is younger than Jane, but older than Donald. Jane is older than Donald but younger than Susan. Tom is not the youngest. Susan is not the oldest. Tom is younger than Susan and Willie. Who is the youngest?

don't make me release the pedes

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

If God is so powerful, can he make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

why do people refer to God as being like Gandalf? a jolly old man with a beard and the magical abilities of David Copperfield

there is no God

only a collective consciousness that embodies the spiritual activities of the universe

or as Joni Mitchell once said, "we are stardust"

Brown Bear · 10-13-2002, 02:00 AM

Often talked of, never seen. Ever coming, never been. Daily looked for, never here. Still approaching, coming near. Thousands for it's visit wait, but alas for their fate. Though they never expect me to appear, they will never find me here. What is the poem talking about?

wouncie · 10-13-2002, 02:01 AM

Do you prefer to "SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNY KINE"? or would you rather "Cole Me Down on the Panny Stie"?

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
Often talked of, never seen. Ever coming, never been. Daily looked for, never here. Still approaching, coming near. Thousands for it's visit wait, but alas for their fate. Though they never expect me to appear, they will never find me here. What is the poem talking about?

i may be drunk but i'm not entirely stupid

this is not a poem, but rather a puzzle

and the answer is tomorrow

here's the shortest poem in the world

Fleas

adam had'em

Rocky · 10-13-2002, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by wouncie
Do you prefer to "SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNY KINE"? or would you rather "Cole Me Down on the Panny Stie"?

Pootie Tang

wouncie · 10-13-2002, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

Pootie Tang

SA DAY TAY MY BROTHA

Scootermuze · 10-13-2002, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Often talked of, never seen. Ever coming, never been. Daily looked for, never here. Still approaching, coming near. Thousands for it's visit wait, but alas for their fate. Though they never expect me to appear, they will never find me here. What is the poem talking about?

Sponsor checks???

ADL Colin · 10-13-2002, 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

something my pharmacist fills out so that i can get my ritalin

\

Nice

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