I'm drunk and i'm NOBODY but i'll still answer your questions for the next hour
 

this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

so hit me
:Graucho

is it true you have a secret pede farm in Nebraska?

actually the pede farm is north of North Dakota

i guess the secret is out

however, the location of my gopher ranch is a well kept secret

whats a script?

something my pharmacist fills out so that i can get my ritalin

Tell us in your own words about what you think the future holds for the farming industry.

If you take the right, front wheel, and the left, rear wheel off a canoe, how many cowboy boots can you fit in an elephant's ear?

Tell me, how can a girl love me one day hate me the next day (for no reason), then love me again a week later. I mean wtf?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Thanks they are Dockers dont cha know:winkwink:

governments have subsized the farming industry for way too long

the implementation of genetically altered seeds will eventually create global starvation

the future of farming is in pedes and gophers

every canadian knows that canoes don't have wheels, eh

on the other hand, every western canadian knows that 3 1/2 pairs of cowboy boots will fit in an elephants ear

And no mention of the noble platypus? What the hell?!?!? You don't know shit from shineola. The platypus is the saviour of the western economy.

The other guy she was banging kicked her to the curb and she is needing some nookie again? No offense intended, just been in that situation before.

If God is all-powerful, why doesn't he stop the suffering in the world?

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
By Frank Zappa

One Two Three

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
I must be got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

If God is so powerful, can he make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

do you think God is playing us like some kind of video game?

free will all the way baby

the suffering in the world is not created by a God, but by earth bound mutha fuckers

That or she realized he isnt worth a fuck, or she is just schizo:feels-hot

Yea but he is so great and powerfull and almighty, this world should be a paradise according to his massive love and power

he???

:1orglaugh

Willie is older than Donald. Susan is younger than Willie, but older than Jane. Tom is younger than Jane, but older than Donald. Jane is older than Donald but younger than Susan. Tom is not the youngest. Susan is not the oldest. Tom is younger than Susan and Willie. Who is the youngest?

I know the answer too that one, you must get paid weekly:1orglaugh

don't make me release the pedes

why do people refer to God as being like Gandalf? a jolly old man with a beard and the magical abilities of David Copperfield

there is no God

only a collective consciousness that embodies the spiritual activities of the universe

or as Joni Mitchell once said, "we are stardust"

Often talked of, never seen. Ever coming, never been. Daily looked for, never here. Still approaching, coming near. Thousands for it's visit wait, but alas for their fate. Though they never expect me to appear, they will never find me here. What is the poem talking about?

Do you prefer to "SINE YOUR PITTY ON THE RUNY KINE"? or would you rather "Cole Me Down on the Panny Stie"?

i may be drunk but i'm not entirely stupid

this is not a poem, but rather a puzzle

and the answer is tomorrow

here's the shortest poem in the world


Fleas

adam had'em

Pootie Tang
:thumbsup

SA DAY TAY MY BROTHA:thumbsup

Sponsor checks???

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