I Accidentally Ate Some ANTS - GoFuckYourself.com

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 03:34 AM

Hate that shit ... you pick up a coke bottle without looking and start chunking it till you notice about a thousand and running down your throat

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-23-2008, 03:35 AM

Where do you live? In the woods?

CunningStunt · 04-23-2008, 04:01 AM

^LOL.

My dyslexia kicked in, I thought it was going to be some joke to do with a tracking system....

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete Rodriguez

Where do you live? In the woods?

in the tropics

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

^LOL.

My dyslexia kicked in, I thought it was going to be some joke to do with a tracking system....

LOL good catch I honestly was not thinking of that

DWB · 04-23-2008, 04:33 AM

Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.

same heat bro and that's a lot of hate considering they will gather their family and 1000 relatives upon finding one drip of coca cola ... bastards

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.

hey btw ... did you try the dancing shrimps yet? (north of thailand)

pretty interesting stuff

Davy · 04-23-2008, 04:43 AM

A little extra proteine can't be that bad.

s9ann0 · 04-23-2008, 04:45 AM

you never had choclate coverred ants?

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by s9ann0

you never had choclate coverred ants?

not by choice no

I did have dancing shrimp's, maggots and friend chicken feet though :D

CyberHustler · 04-23-2008, 05:31 AM

Happened to me twice when I lived in Florida. Once with small ants, wasn't that bad. Another time with big healthy ants... you feel the chunks going down your throat. Then I accidentally chewed one of the big ones too. Fucking horrible.

Miguel T · 04-23-2008, 05:31 AM

You are going to die.

florin · 04-23-2008, 07:52 AM

that sucks.....

G.A.F · 04-23-2008, 08:03 AM

Well, at least they didn't bite you. They took the worst part.
I hate being bitten by ants and other bugs. The itching never stops.

CurrentlySober · 04-23-2008, 08:10 AM

I personally will never eat an ant, or ants, unless they have been under my foreskin for at LEAST 24hours...

Why? Because then they are cheese flavoured

MichelleB · 04-23-2008, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by natkejs

Hate that shit ... you pick up a coke bottle without looking and start chunking it till you notice about a thousand and running down your throat

Ewww that's gross.

Jman · 04-23-2008, 08:14 AM

Ants are good protein, nothing wrong with eating a few

markz08 · 04-23-2008, 08:20 AM

well, ants won't harm your body. They just taste a bit tingy.

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 08:21 AM

Bugs in general are very rich on proteins that does not make it any less disturbing though.

I just get paranoid that they'll be like carrying out team missions on my throat and shit like that making me suffocate from ant bites

2012 · 04-23-2008, 08:53 AM

dude, you're gonna get ant worms now. better check your stool in a week or two. On a side note red ants are spicy :D

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

dude, you're gonna get ant worms now. better check your stool in a week or two. On a side note red ants are spicy :D

sweet, 3rd species of worms I got since I came to South America or 8 species of parasites if you want to be exact ... I'm actually rather thrilled

kapopoy · 04-23-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by natkejs

hey btw ... did you try the dancing shrimps yet? (north of thailand)

pretty interesting stuff

we have that one too here (philippines)

we call it jumping salad (live shrimps with vinegar, onions, gingers, hot chilli)

best with gin and green mango salad

Penny Flame · 04-23-2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

I personally will never eat an ant, or ants, unless they have been under my foreskin for at LEAST 24hours...

Why? Because then they are cheese flavoured

I want some delicious foreskin cheese covered ants!

It sounds so exotic!!!

Martin · 04-23-2008, 09:16 AM

I ate a big fat black ant when I was 19 for a bet that I wouldn't. It was yummy.

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by kapopoy

we have that one too here (philippines)

we call it jumping salad (live shrimps with vinegar, onions, gingers, hot chilli)

best with gin and green mango salad

that's it man ... they are actually not bad at all, spicy and crunchy though as a gringo it takes a certain amount of braveness to go through with it

sniperwolf · 04-23-2008, 09:24 AM

don't worry! they're healthy! they're protein rich!

natkejs · 04-23-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I want some delicious foreskin cheese covered ants!

It sounds so exotic!!!

Ok you're totally brushing your teeth's lighting up with me

cthulhu_waves · 04-23-2008, 09:53 AM

wow yummy

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