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  • natkejs
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1640

    #1

    I Accidentally Ate Some ANTS

    Hate that shit ... you pick up a coke bottle without looking and start chunking it till you notice about a thousand and running down your throat
  • Jens Van Assterdam
    The Dupre Pimp
    • Feb 2008
    • 6677

    #2
    Where do you live? In the woods?
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    • CunningStunt
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      • Aug 2006
      • 5594

      #3
      ^LOL.

      My dyslexia kicked in, I thought it was going to be some joke to do with a tracking system....

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      • natkejs
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 1640

        #4
        Originally posted by Machete Rodriguez
        Where do you live? In the woods?
        in the tropics

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        • natkejs
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 1640

          #5
          Originally posted by CunningStunt
          ^LOL.

          My dyslexia kicked in, I thought it was going to be some joke to do with a tracking system....
          LOL good catch I honestly was not thinking of that

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          • DWB
            Registered User
            • Jul 2003
            • 31779

            #6
            Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

            With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.

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            • natkejs
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 1640

              #7
              Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
              Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

              With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.
              same heat bro and that's a lot of hate considering they will gather their family and 1000 relatives upon finding one drip of coca cola ... bastards

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              • natkejs
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 1640

                #8
                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

                With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.
                hey btw ... did you try the dancing shrimps yet? (north of thailand)

                pretty interesting stuff

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                • Davy
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                  • Apr 2006
                  • 4323

                  #9
                  A little extra proteine can't be that bad.
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                  • s9ann0
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                    • Sep 2001
                    • 4873

                    #10
                    you never had choclate coverred ants?

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                    • natkejs
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1640

                      #11
                      Originally posted by s9ann0
                      you never had choclate coverred ants?
                      not by choice no

                      I did have dancing shrimp's, maggots and friend chicken feet though :D

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                      • CyberHustler
                        Masterbaiter
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 28725

                        #12
                        Happened to me twice when I lived in Florida. Once with small ants, wasn't that bad. Another time with big healthy ants... you feel the chunks going down your throat. Then I accidentally chewed one of the big ones too. Fucking horrible.
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                        • Miguel T
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                          • May 2005
                          • 12473

                          #13
                          You are going to die.

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                          • florin
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                            • Sep 2007
                            • 911

                            #14
                            that sucks.....

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                            • G.A.F
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                              • Feb 2008
                              • 370

                              #15
                              Well, at least they didn't bite you. They took the worst part.
                              I hate being bitten by ants and other bugs. The itching never stops.
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                              • CurrentlySober
                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 38940

                                #16
                                I personally will never eat an ant, or ants, unless they have been under my foreskin for at LEAST 24hours...

                                Why? Because then they are cheese flavoured


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                                • MichelleB
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                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 1146

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by natkejs
                                  Hate that shit ... you pick up a coke bottle without looking and start chunking it till you notice about a thousand and running down your throat
                                  Ewww that's gross.

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                                  • Jman
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                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 22837

                                    #18
                                    Ants are good protein, nothing wrong with eating a few
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                                    • markz08
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                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 735

                                      #19
                                      well, ants won't harm your body. They just taste a bit tingy.
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                                      • natkejs
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 1640

                                        #20
                                        Bugs in general are very rich on proteins that does not make it any less disturbing though.

                                        I just get paranoid that they'll be like carrying out team missions on my throat and shit like that making me suffocate from ant bites

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                                        • 2012
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 17189

                                          #21
                                          dude, you're gonna get ant worms now. better check your stool in a week or two. On a side note red ants are spicy :D
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                                          • natkejs
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 1640

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by fartfly
                                            dude, you're gonna get ant worms now. better check your stool in a week or two. On a side note red ants are spicy :D
                                            sweet, 3rd species of worms I got since I came to South America or 8 species of parasites if you want to be exact ... I'm actually rather thrilled

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                                            • kapopoy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 593

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by natkejs
                                              hey btw ... did you try the dancing shrimps yet? (north of thailand)

                                              pretty interesting stuff
                                              we have that one too here (philippines)

                                              we call it jumping salad (live shrimps with vinegar, onions, gingers, hot chilli)

                                              best with gin and green mango salad





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                                              • Penny Flame
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                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 729

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                                I personally will never eat an ant, or ants, unless they have been under my foreskin for at LEAST 24hours...

                                                Why? Because then they are cheese flavoured
                                                I want some delicious foreskin cheese covered ants!

                                                It sounds so exotic!!!
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                                                • Martin
                                                  "Assassins"
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 17277

                                                  #25
                                                  I ate a big fat black ant when I was 19 for a bet that I wouldn't. It was yummy.

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                                                  • natkejs
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 1640

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by kapopoy
                                                    we have that one too here (philippines)

                                                    we call it jumping salad (live shrimps with vinegar, onions, gingers, hot chilli)

                                                    best with gin and green mango salad





                                                    that's it man ... they are actually not bad at all, spicy and crunchy though as a gringo it takes a certain amount of braveness to go through with it

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                                                    • sniperwolf
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 17743

                                                      #27
                                                      don't worry! they're healthy! they're protein rich!
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                                                      • natkejs
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                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 1640

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                        I want some delicious foreskin cheese covered ants!

                                                        It sounds so exotic!!!
                                                        Ok you're totally brushing your teeth's lighting up with me

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                                                        • cthulhu_waves
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                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 1966

                                                          #29
                                                          wow yummy
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