Questionable Straw Shape Upsets Mother - GoFuckYourself.com

DBS.US · 04-19-2008, 02:15 PM

ASHLAND, Ky. (WSAZ) -- A mother says the straws she bought for her three-year-old daughter were shaped like a male sex organ.

Andrea Bailey says she went shopping at the Ashland Wal-Mart on Thursday, February 28th, and bought a package of fun straws for her three 3-year-old daughter, Ashlynn.

Bailey says Ashlynn came in and used one shaped like a heart. A couple others in the package, though, were shaped like something different.

?There are two of them that are shaped like the male private area,? said Bailey. ?I called Wal-Mart and they very rude with me about it. They acted like I was lying, like I was making it all up. You know, I would never make something up like that, especially about my little girl. But, that's just how they treated me and it?s just not right.?

A communications representative at Wal-Mart corporate headquarters e-mailed us a response.

"At Wal-Mart we take customer questions and concerns seriously,? said the spokesperson in a statement. ?After being contacted on this matter, Wal-Mart pulled the product in question from our shelves and is investigating the claim. Of course, our customer is welcome to return the item for a refund, if they would like."

Wal-Mart informed us the straws came from a manufacturer called Eagle Marks Corporation. We could not obtain contact information for the company from our own search or Wal-Mart officials.

Andrea Bailey says her concern is not the $1.69 she paid for the straws, but what might happen to other families with kids a little older than Ashlynn.

We searched at three other Wal-Mart stories in three different states last week, and found no fun straws on any shelves.

A Wal-Mart corporate communications spokesperson told us the regional stores were aware of the flap, and Wal-Mart was reviewing the product.

st0ned · 04-19-2008, 02:17 PM

Old news.

Taass · 04-19-2008, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Andrea Bailey says her concern is not the $1.69 she paid for the straws, but what might happen to other families with kids a little older than Ashlynn.

Fucks sake.. It's a straw, what does she think might happen ?

Jeezz, some people *Shaking head* just tell the kid it's shaped like a spaceship

Btw.. To know that the straw is shaped like a dick.. doesn't she allready have to know what shape a dick is ?

Bojangles · 04-19-2008, 04:13 PM

That's some awesome straws.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-19-2008, 04:16 PM

Where can I buy them at?

DBS.US · 04-19-2008, 04:18 PM

Libertine · 04-19-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

Andrea Bailey says her concern is not the $1.69 she paid for the straws, but what might happen to other families with kids a little older than Ashlynn.

Yes. Just think of what might happen if a kid saw something that very remotely resembles a penis.

Eriic · 04-19-2008, 04:55 PM

Isn't that the Arby's hat?

SexualDragon · 04-19-2008, 04:59 PM

as soon as I saw the pix I knew what the article was about

qxm · 04-19-2008, 05:03 PM

dav3 · 04-19-2008, 05:09 PM

Looks like the outline of a rocket ship to me. But, I guess if you have cock on your mind, it could resemble one of those also.

Some Guy · 04-19-2008, 05:17 PM

Eh, whatever. Not like she isn't gonna' learn how to suck it someday anyway.

Har, har.

spooky181 · 04-19-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon

as soon as I saw the pix I knew what the article was about

Well done!! very perceptive I thought it upset her cuase it looked like a rocket ship...

DBS.US · 04-19-2008, 05:57 PM

Maybe it's a Jew's harp or AKA Mouth harp

DBS.US · 04-19-2008, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic

Isn't that the Arby's hat?

Taass · 04-20-2008, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

Maybe it's a Jew's harp or AKA Mouth harp

Ohh No.. That looks like a dick too !

We got to ban that dirty instrument and put those perverted Jew Harp players to jail

boneprone · 04-20-2008, 08:56 AM

Arbys is for fags. Hence the penis hat logo.

gandalfuy · 04-20-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by qxm

CurrentlySober · 04-20-2008, 01:30 PM

could have been worse.... could have been shaped like a poo

SilentKnight · 04-20-2008, 04:14 PM

I wonder what images the mother sees in Rorschach inkblot tests.

Sounds like she's got a perverted mind.

Wonder if she does fetish modeling...

viencarl · 04-21-2008, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I wonder what images the mother sees in Rorschach inkblot tests.

Sounds like she's got a perverted mind.

Wonder if she does fetish modeling...

Pete-KT · 04-21-2008, 06:51 AM

People do anything these days to get ont he news

J. Falcon · 04-21-2008, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

Now those are a cause of concern

pornguy · 04-21-2008, 07:48 AM

Face it, she is going to get paid.

Heidi Rabbit · 04-21-2008, 08:06 AM

guess she overlooked the huge penis on the cover of Little Mermaid!

SykkBoy · 04-21-2008, 08:19 AM

Between penis-shaped straws and violent video games, I guess the youth of today are just doomed....

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