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Old 04-20-2008, 05:13 PM   #1
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild
sex all night.'


The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer,
and said,
'Hey Batman, what's for supper?'
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:17 PM   #2
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild
sex all night.'


The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer,
and said,
'Hey Batman, what's for supper?'
thats so funny and so true lol
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:19 PM   #3
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that's hilarious and true.
oh woe is me.
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:21 PM   #4
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:50 PM   #5
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Thats a good one.
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:56 PM   #6
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don't ever get married lol
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:39 PM   #7
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Ahhhh good time! lol
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:33 PM   #8
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If only my wife would dress like that....I married someone too conservative...
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:03 AM   #9
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Old 04-21-2008, 06:49 AM   #11
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Old 04-21-2008, 07:08 AM   #12
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painful.
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Old 04-21-2008, 07:10 AM   #13
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That is not funny. It's sad
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Thats funny as hell.
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Old 04-21-2008, 09:07 AM   #15
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hahaha...... best one ever!
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haha 2 funny :-)
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HAHA that was great!! and more than accurate!
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