S&M Outfits [JOKE]
 

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild
sex all night.'


The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer,
and said,
'Hey Batman, what's for supper?'

thats so funny and so true lol

that's hilarious and true.
oh woe is me. :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thats a good one. :)

don't ever get married lol

Ahhhh good time! lol

If only my wife would dress like that....I married someone too conservative...:Oh crap

hahahah :thumbsup

funny:):):)

:1orglaugh

painful. :1orglaugh

That is not funny. It's sad :Oh crap

Thats funny as hell.

hahaha...... best one ever!

thats bad lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

haha 2 funny :-)

That's great!

HAHA that was great!! and more than accurate!