Booty Call Agreement (FUNNY) - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete-KT · 04-16-2008, 12:03 PM

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shi* to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your azz leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuc* home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no fuc*ing. Carry your azz home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your azz.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly azz understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date:

munki · 04-16-2008, 12:04 PM

<--- Lovez it...

wargames · 04-16-2008, 12:24 PM

Thats bad ass

Pete-KT · 04-16-2008, 12:44 PM

Glad you guys like it

born2blog · 04-16-2008, 12:47 PM

haha, that is perfect!!

PAR · 04-16-2008, 12:48 PM

Thats gold...

Zuzana Designs · 04-16-2008, 12:49 PM

LOl funny stuff

CurrentlySober · 04-16-2008, 12:51 PM

Very Good !

Lance69 · 04-16-2008, 12:56 PM

Oldy but it has an enduring charm.

sicone · 04-16-2008, 12:56 PM

MichelleB · 04-16-2008, 01:22 PM

LOL that's some good shit right there.

Big_D · 04-16-2008, 01:24 PM

priceless man....

J. Falcon · 04-16-2008, 01:33 PM

Reminds of an old Seinfield episode.

fluffygrrl · 04-16-2008, 01:42 PM

If the submissive relationship works you don't need the silly contract looking thing, and if it doesn't, a silly contract looking thing will only make you look more like a lame nerd.

u-Bob · 04-16-2008, 01:57 PM

hehe

04-16-2008, 01:59 PM

Might want to change the date to 2008 ;)

Farang · 04-16-2008, 02:10 PM

I like

Sansa · 04-16-2008, 02:31 PM

I just had a fight with my booty call. In the last week she suddenly started calling me "just to talk" and then started unloading a bunch of chores on me like booking airline tickets. I brought it to her attention and she blew up at me. Probably will never see her again. Sucks.

SkeetSkeet · 04-16-2008, 02:51 PM

nice dude LOL !

Wilbo · 04-16-2008, 02:57 PM

I'm not anticipating a favorable response.

Pete-KT · 04-16-2008, 05:01 PM

Glad its good

viencarl · 04-17-2008, 06:01 AM

lol that a good one

Pete-KT · 04-17-2008, 06:05 AM

Thanks vien

StaceyJo · 04-17-2008, 06:37 AM

haha interesting read...

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-17-2008, 06:41 AM

LOL, lets get things printed!

SexualDragon · 04-17-2008, 06:45 AM

All I need is a fuck buddy and I'm all set

johannes · 04-17-2008, 06:57 AM

nice one

i like it

cranki · 04-17-2008, 07:08 AM

this could come handy

rocketrich · 04-17-2008, 07:22 AM

Are you a vergin?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shi* to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your azz leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuc* home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no fuc*ing. Carry your azz home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your azz.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly azz understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date:

Cyndalie · 04-17-2008, 07:30 AM

What would you need that for Pete?

carol.prime · 04-17-2008, 07:42 AM

hmmm, im thinking to fill-out that form then. LOL!!`

Pete-KT · 04-17-2008, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

What would you need that for Pete?

So you wouldn't try and spend the night hun

VikingMan · 04-17-2008, 08:11 AM

I only buy my booty calls dinner once every few months, if even that. And after weeks of them bringing food to me whenever they drop in.

Iron Fist · 04-17-2008, 08:28 AM

Looks iron clad

JenniDahling · 04-17-2008, 08:46 AM

We need to print those in carbonless duplicates so both parties have a copy!

brandonstills · 04-17-2008, 10:49 AM

Is see this one being all over myspace.

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Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Booty Call Agreement (FUNNY) This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shi* to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your azz leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuc* home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucing. Carry your azz home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your azz. EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly azz understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date:

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