Booty Call Agreement (FUNNY)
 

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shi* to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your azz leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuc* home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no fuc*ing. Carry your azz home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your azz.


* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly azz understands the rules.


Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date:

<--- Lovez it...

Thats bad ass :thumbsup

Glad you guys like it

haha, that is perfect!!

Thats gold...

LOl funny stuff :)

Very Good !

Oldy but it has an enduring charm.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL that's some good shit right there.

priceless man....

Reminds of an old Seinfield episode.

If the submissive relationship works you don't need the silly contract looking thing, and if it doesn't, a silly contract looking thing will only make you look more like a lame nerd.

hehe :)

Might want to change the date to 2008 ;)

I like :thumbsup

I just had a fight with my booty call. In the last week she suddenly started calling me "just to talk" and then started unloading a bunch of chores on me like booking airline tickets. I brought it to her attention and she blew up at me. Probably will never see her again. Sucks.

nice dude LOL !

I'm not anticipating a favorable response.

Glad its good :)

lol that a good one:):):)

Thanks vien

haha interesting read...

LOL, lets get things printed!

All I need is a fuck buddy and I'm all set:thumbsup

nice one :) i like it

this could come handy :thumbsup

Are you a vergin?

What would you need that for Pete?
:upsidedow

hmmm, im thinking to fill-out that form then. LOL!!`

So you wouldn't try and spend the night hun

I only buy my booty calls dinner once every few months, if even that. And after weeks of them bringing food to me whenever they drop in.

Looks iron clad :)

We need to print those in carbonless duplicates so both parties have a copy!

Is see this one being all over myspace.