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Old 04-11-2008, 10:08 PM   #1
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And my occupation for tonight5 is
The inventor of "Donkey Kong". That is sure to impress the ladies.
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:09 PM   #2
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I'm a little confused
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:17 PM   #3
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I'm a little confused
I get a kick out of fucking with people. I like to see how long I can get someone to believe an outlandish fabrication fo the truth. So sometimes when I go to the bar, I make up stories, and the longer someone believes it the more outlandish I make it, until they realize that I've been kidding the whole time, then we have a good laugh and I perform sexual gymnastics with them.
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:20 PM   #4
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I'd go with heir to the post it fortune... but thats just my game...
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:24 PM   #5
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:25 PM   #6
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:34 PM   #7
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I perform sexual gymnastics with them.
Does that involve anal penetration?
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Old 04-11-2008, 10:37 PM   #8
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You're a bit young to have invented Donky Kong, but hell, if anyone believes that, go for it.
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i was George Micheals illegitimate son last week. chicks were diggin me
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Does that involve anal penetration?
Eh, I am not really a fan of that. I prefer to stick inanimate objects such as paper clips, cordless phone antennas and rolled up room service menus in their ass.
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i was George Micheals illegitimate son last week. chicks were diggin me
Yeah, well I've been thinking "When the hell is that clown (referring to you) going to a show again".

Whens it gonna be?
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Yeah, well I've been thinking "When the hell is that clown (referring to you) going to a show again".

Whens it gonna be?
internext florida ...you going?
ill bring the clown shoes, you bring the lube
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Old 04-11-2008, 11:29 PM   #14
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internext florida ...you going?
ill bring the clown shoes, you bring the lube
I am planning on being in attendance at that particular show sir.
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