And my occupation for tonight5 is
 

The inventor of "Donkey Kong". That is sure to impress the ladies.

I'm a little confused

I get a kick out of fucking with people. I like to see how long I can get someone to believe an outlandish fabrication fo the truth. So sometimes when I go to the bar, I make up stories, and the longer someone believes it the more outlandish I make it, until they realize that I've been kidding the whole time, then we have a good laugh and I perform sexual gymnastics with them.

I'd go with heir to the post it fortune... but thats just my game...

Buy a stick-on mustache and tell them you are Ron Jeremy, and that the Mario character was inspired by you...then when they ask you to prove it, slip them the salami...

http://stonie.files.wordpress.com/20...on_jeremy1.jpg

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...-RonJeremy.jpg

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Does that involve anal penetration?

You're a bit young to have invented Donky Kong, but hell, if anyone believes that, go for it.

i was George Micheals illegitimate son last week. chicks were diggin me

Pretty clever getting all made up and calling yourself Boy George Michaels:

http://therecshow.com/wp-content/upl...o_boodiful.jpg

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Eh, I am not really a fan of that. I prefer to stick inanimate objects such as paper clips, cordless phone antennas and rolled up room service menus in their ass.

Yeah, well I've been thinking "When the hell is that clown (referring to you) going to a show again".

Whens it gonna be?

internext florida ...you going?
ill bring the clown shoes, you bring the lube :thumbsup

I am planning on being in attendance at that particular show sir.