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fris · 04-08-2008, 06:41 AM

How to Impress a Woman.

1. Compliment her
2. Respect her
3. Honour her
4. Cuddle her
5. Kiss her, caress her
6. Love her, stroke her
7. Tease her
8. Comfort her
9. Protect her
10. Hug her
11. Hold her
12. Spend money on her
13. Wine and dine her
14. Buy things for her
15. Listen to her
16. Care for her
17. Stand by her
18. Support her
19. Hold her
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her

How to Impress a Man.

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-08-2008, 06:42 AM

True. Nothing more to add!

LauraLee · 04-08-2008, 06:48 AM

Indeed, that sums it up rather nicely.

Vendot · 04-08-2008, 06:55 AM

Makes perfect sense.

GAMEFINEST · 04-08-2008, 07:02 AM

is it worth it? ...

qxm · 04-08-2008, 07:16 AM

so true.........

Eva PSC · 04-08-2008, 07:18 AM

you forgot some:

21. Make her laugh,
22. Make her Happy;
23. Make her Smile;
24. Cook meals for her;
25. Have a baby with her;
26. Family dog;
27. Take her to nice places;
28. PROPOSE to her;
29. Make sure the ring is IMPRESSIVE;
30. and a million other things.....

write up a woman instruction manual and you will be the richest man or earth ;)

The Duck · 04-08-2008, 07:18 AM

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pussyluver · 04-08-2008, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

How to Impress a Woman.

How to Impress a Man.

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer

rewrite:

1. Show up naked
1a. Suck his dick
1b. Shave your pussy
1c. Swallow
1d. Backrub after cocksucking
1e. Stay slim
.
.
.

2. Bring Beer - Well aged Scotch a better choice

carol.prime · 04-08-2008, 07:49 AM

Nice list there..Wish there's still a man who would love to do that without hesitation.

SexualDragon · 04-08-2008, 07:53 AM

21 fuck her
22 suck her
23 dick her
24 lick her

Madame0120 · 04-08-2008, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC

you forgot some:

21. Make her laugh,
22. Make her Happy;
23. Make her Smile;
24. Cook meals for her;
25. Have a baby with her;
26. Family dog;
27. Take her to nice places;
28. PROPOSE to her;
29. Make sure the ring is IMPRESSIVE;
30. and a million other things.....

write up a woman instruction manual and you will be the richest man or earth ;)

# 1 Adore Her
Everything else will fall into place.

And why don't the MEN, show up nakid with a bottle of cold bubbly?

Trust me, we'll fuck ya real good!

tony286 · 04-08-2008, 08:12 AM

thats too funny

ParlourCash Karl · 04-08-2008, 08:52 AM

You forgot Fuck her Rough at Times!!!!!

hzoltan · 04-08-2008, 08:53 AM

there's another one like this...

-What does a woman have to know in life?
-70 things. The 1st is cooking and 69

TaylorMarieXXX · 04-08-2008, 09:15 AM

This is the kind of shit that fucks with guys heads and why %80 of guys don't know how to seduce and get a woman. Woman say thats what they want, by how many guys have tried that, or know a cool girl and seen people do that to her just to have her end up with some asshole. It's the age old story. Do all that stuff and she make take you shopping with her and complain to you about all the assholes she actually gives the ass up to, but you won't be getting any action. You really want to get a girl...
1. Be up front about your sexuality and sexual attraction towards her,
2. Don't buy her a single thing unless you want gold diggers.
3. Most important: withhold validation and affection unless she does things you want or things move in the direction you want. More than anything a woman wants affection, love and validation. If you give her all these upfront without demanding anything in return, you may get a thank you, you may be her 'good friend' but you won't get what you want. Men learn to give love to get sex, women learn to give sex to get love.

Sure the guy that thinks he's going to impress the girls online will type from his mother's basement will say to do all the stuff the girls say, but those that actually are able to get a girl they are after knows that shit doesn't fly.

The following should be added to the girls list:
1. learn to deepthroat
2. take it in the ass
3. be outwardly intelligent, classy and respectable, but in the bedroom be the nastiest slut who does all the stuff the other girls won't.

marko13 · 04-08-2008, 09:36 AM

that gives me a conclusion that we are less complex than women....

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-08-2008, 11:04 AM

1. you have "hold her" on their twice......2. what if the guy doesn't like beer??lol i know alot of guys that dont

GrouchyAdmin · 04-08-2008, 11:05 AM

Oh good. I've always wanted relationship advice from a bunch of porn webmasters.

cthulhu_waves · 04-08-2008, 11:29 AM

nice additional list lol

sniperwolf · 04-08-2008, 11:38 AM

ahahaah sounds unfair to me! lol!

CherryLipsRosa · 04-08-2008, 11:48 AM

great list and extra suggestions

corbu · 04-08-2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TaylorMarieXXX

3. be outwardly intelligent, classy and respectable, but in the bedroom be the nastiest slut who does all the stuff the other girls won't.

So true about this one!

Big Red Machine · 04-08-2008, 12:30 PM

Tease them....then Please them

Britceleb · 04-08-2008, 12:34 PM

There is only one rule:

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

Nice guys finish last = FACT!!!

Farang · 04-08-2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Oh good. I've always wanted relationship advice from a bunch of porn webmasters.

I love your posts

MediaManiac · 04-08-2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Oh good. I've always wanted relationship advice from a bunch of porn webmasters.

those are the experts..

Skillz Unlimited · 04-08-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

Tease them....then Please them

Spoken like a true pimp

Azoy? · 04-08-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

How to Impress a Woman.

1. Compliment her
2. Respect her
3. Honour her
4. Cuddle her
5. Kiss her, caress her
6. Love her, stroke her
7. Tease her
8. Comfort her
9. Protect her
10. Hug her
11. Hold her
12. Spend money on her
13. Wine and dine her
14. Buy things for her
15. Listen to her
16. Care for her
17. Stand by her
18. Support her
19. Hold her
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her

I thought you were going to say not to cum in her mouth

Socks · 04-08-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TaylorMarieXXX

The following should be added to the girls list:
1. learn to deepthroat
2. take it in the ass
3. be outwardly intelligent, classy and respectable, but in the bedroom be the nastiest slut who does all the stuff the other girls won't.

Hi, have we met?

Socks · 04-08-2008, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

# 1 Adore Her
Everything else will fall into place.

And why don't the MEN, show up nakid with a bottle of cold bubbly?

Trust me, we'll fuck ya real good!

Unless there's another girl around. In this case, you would make a ugly gross face and say "ewww" to save reputation and protect image.

fluffygrrl · 04-08-2008, 02:19 PM

The list is bs fris. Here's the real list

1. Say it like it is.
2. Stick to it.

You'll be amazed.

Madame0120 · 04-08-2008, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Unless there's another girl around. In this case, you would make a ugly gross face and say "ewww" to save reputation and protect image.

Huh? You `nilla ppl crack me up. I know darlin' that you might only get your kinks fulfilled, watching porn, but in our Home 1 Man + 2 WOMEN is a fun Saturday night. The champage bottle, even empty - would be put to good use.

.

viencarl · 04-09-2008, 04:59 AM

guyz you forgot some thing

1. give her lots of money
2. give her a car
3. give her a house and lot
4. follow all her orders

04-08-2008, 06:41 AM	#1
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	How to impress a woman How to Impress a Woman. 1. Compliment her 2. Respect her 3. Honour her 4. Cuddle her 5. Kiss her, caress her 6. Love her, stroke her 7. Tease her 8. Comfort her 9. Protect her 10. Hug her 11. Hold her 12. Spend money on her 13. Wine and dine her 14. Buy things for her 15. Listen to her 16. Care for her 17. Stand by her 18. Support her 19. Hold her 20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her How to Impress a Man. 1. Show up naked 2. Bring Beer __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

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