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Originally Posted by Fris
How to Impress a Woman.
How to Impress a Man.
1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
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rewrite:
1. Show up naked
1a. Suck his dick
1b. Shave your pussy
1c. Swallow
1d. Backrub after cocksucking
1e. Stay slim
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2. Bring Beer - Well aged Scotch a better choice