Hey Douchebag Ass Fucking Cunt Hairs... BRIGHT IMPERIAL (REDTUBE.COM)!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

KnightMare · 04-08-2008, 05:30 PM

Hey Douchebag Ass Fucking Cunt Hairs... BRIGHT IMPERIAL!!!!

Who the FUCK are you and why the FUCK are you EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!
Your emails say that you want to sell me REDTUBE.COM... FUCK REDTUBE.COM... I don't want it! Where did you get my email address,
and when did I signup to get 3 fucking emails in 2 days from you?????? NOT FUCKING INTERESTED....

NOW... Onto the PROBLEM at hand... (See Email #3)

YOU FUCKING ASS CLOWNS! GET A FUCKING CLUE! IF I GET 1 FUCKING PIECE OF SPAM DUE TO YOUR NEGLEGENCE, YOUR HALF ASSED APOLOGY SIMPLY WON'T CUT IT! FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR COMPANY. FUCK OFF CUNTS!

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EMAIL #1:
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Subject: Acquisition opportunity/confidentiality agreement
To: MY NAME

Dear ME,

We would like to inform you about an acquisition opportunity. The potential target (the "Target") operates a profitable internet based business, is the world's leading company in its segment, derives its revenue from selling website ad space and generates very high profit and free cash flow margins. The Target's website offers users a number of features (including video uploading/sharing), attracts 5 million visitors daily, ranks among Alexa's top 50 and business volume is growing at double digit rates per month on all measures. On a monthly basis our traffic metrics approximate 40 mio unique visitors, 150 mio visits and 1.2 bn page views.
Our shareholders have decided to offer the company/its assets for sale and we hereby invite you to participate in the sale process.

In case you are interested and would like to receive detailed information on the target, we ask you to complete the attached Confidentiality Agreement and email a scan of the signed document back to us. Please be so kind to also initial the document on pages 1 -4.

Once we have received the signed agreement we can provide you with the Selling Memorandum and further information regarding the sale process. We will be looking to receive preliminary offers by April 15, 2008.
For record keeping, please send the signed original of the Confidentiality Agreement per postal mail to us at below address.

We would appreciate you participating in the sale process. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us by email at XXXXXXXXX or by telephone.
Finally please be so kind to confirm receipt of this message with a short reply.
Looking forward to being in contact with you

Best regards,
Bernard Bergmair

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EMAIL #2:
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Dear Sir/Madam,

As a standard procedure we would like to get confirmation that you have received our invitation regarding an acquisition opportunity of www.redtube.com with the attached confidentiality agreement for counter signature.

FYI we would like to stress that redtube.com is highly profitable, is only offering "clean" content and is not suffering from many of the issues common in the adult arena. Current traffic development shows numbers of closer to 6 mio visits per day than the 5 mio originally communicated.

For you convenience we attach the original message template below.

We would appreciate you participating in the sale process. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us by email at XXXXXXXXXXX or by telephone.

We kindly ask you to confirm by replying or informing us in case you have not received said documents from us.

Looking forward to being in contact with you

Best regards,
Bernard Bergmair

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EMAIL #3:
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Dear Sir/Madam,

we just noticed that due to human error your email address was inadvertedly released to other reciepients by our staff when sending out the message attached below. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. This recipient list was revealed by accident and we deeply regret this.

Best regards,

Bright Imperial

seeric · 04-08-2008, 05:30 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW ADULT BUSINESS MODEL SURFACES! STEAL AS MUCH SHIT AS YOU CAN, BUILD SOME TRAFFIC, THEN TRY TO SELL THE TRAFFIC NETWORK BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO YOU STOLE ALL THE CONTENT FROM!

munki · 04-08-2008, 05:32 PM

Instant crassic

eMonk · 04-08-2008, 05:38 PM

now is the best time to sell any pirated tube site before they are hit with copyright laws & loose most of their traffic. smart move red tube.

Deputy Chief Command · 04-08-2008, 05:40 PM

$10 ;;..

strobi · 04-08-2008, 06:07 PM

100 pesos!

seeric · 04-08-2008, 07:34 PM

damn i figured this thread would be already at 3 pages. haha.

sicone · 04-08-2008, 07:37 PM

this just isnt your day with buying domains is it

Fap · 04-08-2008, 07:37 PM

Nice title...

seeric · 04-08-2008, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis

Nice title...

tiger · 04-09-2008, 02:30 AM

The fact that all these sites are looking to get bought out should be a sign of the impending storm.

SMASHXXX · 04-09-2008, 09:36 AM

i certainly wouldn't buy it.

SykkBoy · 04-09-2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger

The fact that all these sites are looking to get bought out should be a sign of the impending storm.

yup, especially offering them up so "publicly"

CaptainHowdy · 04-09-2008, 09:48 AM

I tought RedTube was a pot of gold...

thehand · 04-09-2008, 09:52 AM

Yes i got it too... and they included mine and everyones email to view in that last mailing

:
(Notice the spelling also)

"Dear Sir/Madam,

we just noticed that due to human error your email address was inadvertedly released to other reciepients by our staff when sending out the message attached below. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. This recipient list was revealed by accident and we deeply regret this.

Best regards,

Bright Imperial"

tranza · 04-09-2008, 09:54 AM

What a bunch of losers..

They are probably loosing money, that's why they are selling it...

ProducerCashDave · 04-09-2008, 10:00 AM

Why the fuck would Redtube email bunch of freaks and try to sell the site???

Dez · 04-09-2008, 10:05 AM

Jesus fucking crooks

seeric · 04-09-2008, 10:16 AM

i know for a fact many of them are not getting rich.

04-08-2008, 05:40 PM	#5
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	$10 ;;.. __________________

04-08-2008, 07:37 PM	#8
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	this just isnt your day with buying domains is it __________________

04-09-2008, 02:30 AM	#11
tiger Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,986	The fact that all these sites are looking to get bought out should be a sign of the impending storm. __________________

04-09-2008, 09:52 AM	#15
thehand 235 Pound Gorilla Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,467	Yes i got it too... and they included mine and everyones email to view in that last mailing : (Notice the spelling also) "Dear Sir/Madam, we just noticed that due to human error your email address was inadvertedly released to other reciepients by our staff when sending out the message attached below. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. This recipient list was revealed by accident and we deeply regret this. Best regards, Bright Imperial" __________________ Tim Siner Who the Fu#k is TimSiner?

04-09-2008, 09:54 AM	#16
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	What a bunch of losers.. They are probably loosing money, that's why they are selling it... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

04-08-2008, 05:30 PM	#1
KnightMare So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 281	Hey Douchebag Ass Fucking Cunt Hairs... BRIGHT IMPERIAL (REDTUBE.COM)!!!! Hey Douchebag Ass Fucking Cunt Hairs... BRIGHT IMPERIAL!!!! Who the FUCK are you and why the FUCK are you EMAILING ME?!?!?!?! Your emails say that you want to sell me REDTUBE.COM... FUCK REDTUBE.COM... I don't want it! Where did you get my email address, and when did I signup to get 3 fucking emails in 2 days from you?????? NOT FUCKING INTERESTED.... NOW... Onto the PROBLEM at hand... (See Email #3) YOU FUCKING ASS CLOWNS! GET A FUCKING CLUE! IF I GET 1 FUCKING PIECE OF SPAM DUE TO YOUR NEGLEGENCE, YOUR HALF ASSED APOLOGY SIMPLY WON'T CUT IT! FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR COMPANY. FUCK OFF CUNTS! --------------------------------------------- EMAIL #1: --------------------------------------------- Subject: Acquisition opportunity/confidentiality agreement To: MY NAME Dear ME, We would like to inform you about an acquisition opportunity. The potential target (the "Target") operates a profitable internet based business, is the world's leading company in its segment, derives its revenue from selling website ad space and generates very high profit and free cash flow margins. The Target's website offers users a number of features (including video uploading/sharing), attracts 5 million visitors daily, ranks among Alexa's top 50 and business volume is growing at double digit rates per month on all measures. On a monthly basis our traffic metrics approximate 40 mio unique visitors, 150 mio visits and 1.2 bn page views. Our shareholders have decided to offer the company/its assets for sale and we hereby invite you to participate in the sale process. In case you are interested and would like to receive detailed information on the target, we ask you to complete the attached Confidentiality Agreement and email a scan of the signed document back to us. Please be so kind to also initial the document on pages 1 -4. Once we have received the signed agreement we can provide you with the Selling Memorandum and further information regarding the sale process. We will be looking to receive preliminary offers by April 15, 2008. For record keeping, please send the signed original of the Confidentiality Agreement per postal mail to us at below address. We would appreciate you participating in the sale process. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us by email at XXXXXXXXX or by telephone. Finally please be so kind to confirm receipt of this message with a short reply. Looking forward to being in contact with you Best regards, Bernard Bergmair --------------------------------------------- EMAIL #2: --------------------------------------------- Dear Sir/Madam, As a standard procedure we would like to get confirmation that you have received our invitation regarding an acquisition opportunity of www.redtube.com with the attached confidentiality agreement for counter signature. FYI we would like to stress that redtube.com is highly profitable, is only offering "clean" content and is not suffering from many of the issues common in the adult arena. Current traffic development shows numbers of closer to 6 mio visits per day than the 5 mio originally communicated. For you convenience we attach the original message template below. We would appreciate you participating in the sale process. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us by email at XXXXXXXXXXX or by telephone. We kindly ask you to confirm by replying or informing us in case you have not received said documents from us. Looking forward to being in contact with you Best regards, Bernard Bergmair --------------------------------------------- EMAIL #3: --------------------------------------------- Dear Sir/Madam, we just noticed that due to human error your email address was inadvertedly released to other reciepients by our staff when sending out the message attached below. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. This recipient list was revealed by accident and we deeply regret this. Best regards, Bright Imperial

04-08-2008, 05:30 PM	#2
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! NEW ADULT BUSINESS MODEL SURFACES! STEAL AS MUCH SHIT AS YOU CAN, BUILD SOME TRAFFIC, THEN TRY TO SELL THE TRAFFIC NETWORK BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO YOU STOLE ALL THE CONTENT FROM! Last edited by seeric; 04-08-2008 at 05:31 PM..

04-08-2008, 05:32 PM	#3
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Instant crassic __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

04-08-2008, 05:38 PM	#4
eMonk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,310	now is the best time to sell any pirated tube site before they are hit with copyright laws & loose most of their traffic. smart move red tube.

04-08-2008, 06:07 PM	#6
strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	100 pesos!

04-08-2008, 07:34 PM	#7
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	damn i figured this thread would be already at 3 pages. haha.

04-08-2008, 07:37 PM	#9
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	Nice title...

04-09-2008, 09:36 AM	#12
SMASHXXX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 58	i certainly wouldn't buy it.

04-09-2008, 09:48 AM	#14
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,575	I tought RedTube was a pot of gold...

04-09-2008, 10:00 AM	#17
ProducerCashDave Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In Your Brain Posts: 3,983	Why the fuck would Redtube email bunch of freaks and try to sell the site??? __________________ 15 Exclusive Sites By Top Brand Name Studios! $25 PPS \| 50% Revshare \| 5% Webmaster Referral David K. \| Account Manager \| www.ProducerCash.com ICQ: 480757149 \| david AT producercash DOT com TOLL FREE: 877-549-1112

04-09-2008, 10:05 AM	#18
Dez Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: OC Posts: 370	Jesus fucking crooks

04-09-2008, 10:16 AM	#19
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i know for a fact many of them are not getting rich.