Hey Douchebag Ass Fucking Cunt Hairs... BRIGHT IMPERIAL (REDTUBE.COM)!!!!
 

Hey Douchebag Ass Fucking Cunt Hairs... BRIGHT IMPERIAL!!!!

Who the FUCK are you and why the FUCK are you EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!
Your emails say that you want to sell me REDTUBE.COM... FUCK REDTUBE.COM... I don't want it! Where did you get my email address,
and when did I signup to get 3 fucking emails in 2 days from you?????? NOT FUCKING INTERESTED....

NOW... Onto the PROBLEM at hand... (See Email #3)

YOU FUCKING ASS CLOWNS! GET A FUCKING CLUE! IF I GET 1 FUCKING PIECE OF SPAM DUE TO YOUR NEGLEGENCE, YOUR HALF ASSED APOLOGY SIMPLY WON'T CUT IT! FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR COMPANY. FUCK OFF CUNTS!

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad:

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EMAIL #1:
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Subject: Acquisition opportunity/confidentiality agreement
To: MY NAME

Dear ME,

We would like to inform you about an acquisition opportunity. The potential target (the "Target") operates a profitable internet based business, is the world's leading company in its segment, derives its revenue from selling website ad space and generates very high profit and free cash flow margins. The Target's website offers users a number of features (including video uploading/sharing), attracts 5 million visitors daily, ranks among Alexa's top 50 and business volume is growing at double digit rates per month on all measures. On a monthly basis our traffic metrics approximate 40 mio unique visitors, 150 mio visits and 1.2 bn page views.
Our shareholders have decided to offer the company/its assets for sale and we hereby invite you to participate in the sale process.

In case you are interested and would like to receive detailed information on the target, we ask you to complete the attached Confidentiality Agreement and email a scan of the signed document back to us. Please be so kind to also initial the document on pages 1 -4.

Once we have received the signed agreement we can provide you with the Selling Memorandum and further information regarding the sale process. We will be looking to receive preliminary offers by April 15, 2008.
For record keeping, please send the signed original of the Confidentiality Agreement per postal mail to us at below address.

We would appreciate you participating in the sale process. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us by email at XXXXXXXXX or by telephone.
Finally please be so kind to confirm receipt of this message with a short reply.
Looking forward to being in contact with you

Best regards,
Bernard Bergmair

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EMAIL #2:
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Dear Sir/Madam,

As a standard procedure we would like to get confirmation that you have received our invitation regarding an acquisition opportunity of www.redtube.com with the attached confidentiality agreement for counter signature.

FYI we would like to stress that redtube.com is highly profitable, is only offering "clean" content and is not suffering from many of the issues common in the adult arena. Current traffic development shows numbers of closer to 6 mio visits per day than the 5 mio originally communicated.

For you convenience we attach the original message template below.

We would appreciate you participating in the sale process. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to contact us by email at XXXXXXXXXXX or by telephone.


We kindly ask you to confirm by replying or informing us in case you have not received said documents from us.

Looking forward to being in contact with you

Best regards,
Bernard Bergmair


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EMAIL #3:
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Dear Sir/Madam,

we just noticed that due to human error your email address was inadvertedly released to other reciepients by our staff when sending out the message attached below. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. This recipient list was revealed by accident and we deeply regret this.

Best regards,

Bright Imperial

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!


NEW ADULT BUSINESS MODEL SURFACES! STEAL AS MUCH SHIT AS YOU CAN, BUILD SOME TRAFFIC, THEN TRY TO SELL THE TRAFFIC NETWORK BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO YOU STOLE ALL THE CONTENT FROM!


:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Instant crassic

now is the best time to sell any pirated tube site before they are hit with copyright laws & loose most of their traffic. smart move red tube.

$10 ;;..

100 pesos!

damn i figured this thread would be already at 3 pages. haha.

this just isnt your day with buying domains is it

Nice title...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The fact that all these sites are looking to get bought out should be a sign of the impending storm.

i certainly wouldn't buy it.

yup, especially offering them up so "publicly"

I tought RedTube was a pot of gold...

Yes i got it too... and they included mine and everyones email to view in that last mailing :mad: :
(Notice the spelling also)

"Dear Sir/Madam,

we just noticed that due to human error your email address was inadvertedly released to other reciepients by our staff when sending out the message attached below. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. This recipient list was revealed by accident and we deeply regret this.

Best regards,

Bright Imperial"

What a bunch of losers..

They are probably loosing money, that's why they are selling it...

Why the fuck would Redtube email bunch of freaks and try to sell the site???

Jesus fucking crooks

i know for a fact many of them are not getting rich.