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Vendzilla · 04-07-2008, 10:52 AM

Dear Abby,

I am a 60-year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he hates me. In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how wonderful I am. But in private, he shakes his finger in my face and calls me the "B" word. He constantly tells me how ugly I am without make-up. I've tried everything, including a face-lift, botox treatments, and a chin tuck. I even went on a diet and lost 20 pounds.

He quit his job a few years ago after having an affair with a woman in his office. He hasn't even looked for another job. We haven't slept together since I confronted him about the affair. He denied it, of course, but everybody knew it. It was humiliating. I believe he is still messing around.

While we both want to sell this house, we argue constantly about when to put it on the market. The house we want will be available in a few months. My husband wants to put our house on the market now. I think we should wait a while. He has already started collecting boxes and packing up his stuff. Do you think he is planning to leave me?

Signed,
Worried in NY

Dear Worried in NY:
I doubt it. He wants to move back into the White House as much as you do.

munki · 04-07-2008, 10:53 AM

Czech · 04-07-2008, 10:55 AM

Not bad

Socks · 04-07-2008, 11:00 AM

Very very funny ;)

Drake · 04-07-2008, 11:00 AM

haha good one

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 04-07-2008, 11:51 AM

ha ha ha good one

2012 · 04-07-2008, 11:55 AM

ack ack

tranza · 04-07-2008, 12:11 PM

Lolollolololol!!

Pretty nice!!!

timebomb011 · 04-07-2008, 12:14 PM

stupid abby, i hate her advice

SexualDragon · 04-07-2008, 12:41 PM

sniperwolf · 04-07-2008, 12:41 PM

ahahahaha

that's a good one!

Honez · 04-07-2008, 12:47 PM

ZIng!
Yes, I chuckled

marcop · 04-07-2008, 01:31 PM

firecracker · 04-07-2008, 02:03 PM

Gotta love dear Abby....This about sums it up for me with that situation.

04-07-2008, 10:52 AM	#1
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Dear Abby Dear Abby, I am a 60-year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he hates me. In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how wonderful I am. But in private, he shakes his finger in my face and calls me the "B" word. He constantly tells me how ugly I am without make-up. I've tried everything, including a face-lift, botox treatments, and a chin tuck. I even went on a diet and lost 20 pounds. He quit his job a few years ago after having an affair with a woman in his office. He hasn't even looked for another job. We haven't slept together since I confronted him about the affair. He denied it, of course, but everybody knew it. It was humiliating. I believe he is still messing around. While we both want to sell this house, we argue constantly about when to put it on the market. The house we want will be available in a few months. My husband wants to put our house on the market now. I think we should wait a while. He has already started collecting boxes and packing up his stuff. Do you think he is planning to leave me? Signed, Worried in NY Dear Worried in NY: I doubt it. He wants to move back into the White House as much as you do. __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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