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04-05-2008, 07:33 AM
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"How To Tell if Your Wife is a Porn Star"
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YOUR WIFE COULD BE PORN STAR! Here's how to tell: By DOUG VINCENT Porn Stars are living among us -- and your wife could be one of them! "You'd be amazed at the number of ordinary men who are married to famous porn stars and don't even know it," states A. J. Podaski, a California based writer who covers the adult-film industry. "More and more XXX actresses want the stability of marriage, but they don't want to give up the money and glamour of porn. So they just lie about it." Here are some foolproof ways to tell if your wife is making dirty movies behind your back: -- Every couple of weeks she has to fly to California to care for a "sick aunt." -- When in bed, she just lies there until you yell "Action!" -- Just as you're about to make love, she asks, "What's my motivation?" -- She keeps getting mail addressed to "Patty O'Plenty." -- Whenever you go out, drooling men ask her for her autograph. -- She looks suspiciously like the Hustler pin-up in your neighbor's garage. -- She knows sexual positions that would put a circus contortionist in the hospital. -- She wears a micro miniskirt and six-inch spike heels to go grocery shopping. -- On your joint tax return she lists her occupation as "passion princess."
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04-05-2008, 07:35 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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04-05-2008, 07:37 AM
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She's not keeping it much of a secret, is she??? LOL :-)
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04-05-2008, 07:38 AM
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very funny stuff
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04-05-2008, 07:44 AM
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lol i love that haha.
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04-05-2008, 07:46 AM
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When in bed, she just lies there until you yell "Action!"
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04-05-2008, 07:54 AM
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one sick puppy
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LOL
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04-05-2008, 08:02 AM
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Such a funny stuff, going to relay it to my friend!
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04-05-2008, 09:15 AM
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I am perfectly fine with this.
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04-05-2008, 09:16 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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...I still have to pay her $250 and have her sign a document up front.
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04-05-2008, 11:35 AM
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Lol funny mate, i like that one!
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04-05-2008, 02:39 PM
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She asks to see your test before she blows you.
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04-05-2008, 02:54 PM
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funny .. but I was expecting something better.
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04-05-2008, 03:01 PM
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04-05-2008, 03:04 PM
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hahha pretty funny
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04-05-2008, 06:37 PM
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Yep, the signs are there.
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04-05-2008, 08:17 PM
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You missed one.
-- Every time you have sex with her, you get a strange bill for a $100 agency fee. |
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04-05-2008, 08:24 PM
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I need a beer
 
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They are all whores
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04-05-2008, 08:27 PM
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nice spunky...
my hubby can prob relate on some level...no lies here tho
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