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04-04-2008, 02:10 PM
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Start the weekend off with a laugh (joke)
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice.' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: My dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250.' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' Man: 'How much?' Boy: '$750.' Man: 'Fine.' A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball.' The boy says, 'I can't ! I sold them.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' The son says,'$1,000.' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.' They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again. |
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04-04-2008, 02:17 PM
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Retired
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04-04-2008, 02:40 PM
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04-04-2008, 02:48 PM
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funny ass shit hahaha
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04-04-2008, 02:51 PM
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04-04-2008, 02:52 PM
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This reminds me of the chic I was bangin a few months back.
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04-04-2008, 02:54 PM
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I am an Alien from space
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LOL that was funny
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04-04-2008, 05:02 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Hilarious :D
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04-04-2008, 05:14 PM
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hahah thats funny
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04-04-2008, 05:15 PM
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hahaha good one. didnt see that coming
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04-04-2008, 05:18 PM
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working on my tan
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Pretty good!
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04-04-2008, 05:31 PM
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muhahaha
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04-05-2008, 01:15 PM
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Funny! Old but still a very funny joke.
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04-05-2008, 01:24 PM
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boots are my religion
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hehe , nice one
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04-05-2008, 04:08 PM
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Just what my evening needed
 Thanks! haha
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04-05-2008, 04:27 PM
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