I fucked some girl today and said April fools day to her! - GoFuckYourself.com

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-01-2008, 07:43 PM

So I met this girl today and gave her the big story about me breaking up with my ex, my mother that has cancer and three hours later we were doing it. So when we finished I just got up and started to laugh. She asked me what was so funny and I said "April fools, I was just kidding". She didn't like it at all. Stupid bitch.

spunkmister · 04-01-2008, 07:46 PM

did she then return the favour and say April Folls and whip out her dick?

amateur-skin · 04-01-2008, 07:48 PM

good story. dont quit your day job.

Fap · 04-01-2008, 07:49 PM

I prefer Achmed.

AdPatron · 04-01-2008, 10:12 PM

Was that supposed to be amusing?

GrouchyAdmin · 04-01-2008, 10:15 PM

That's nothing, today, I put on a long blonde wig, went into a bar, and picked up GFY's dumbest gimmick. I bent him over the bed and fucked him. He thought it was a strap-on until it squirted.

...now I got a nasty itch.

D Ghost · 04-01-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

So I met this girl today and gave her the big story about me breaking up with my ex, my mother that has cancer and three hours later we were doing it. So when we finished I just got up and started to laugh. She asked me what was so funny and I said "April fools, I was just kidding". She didn't like it at all. Stupid bitch.

J. Falcon · 04-01-2008, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister

did she then return the favour and say April Folls and whip out her dick?

bobby666 · 04-01-2008, 11:35 PM

hehe, nice story

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-02-2008, 12:39 AM

She sent me an email about you.
Ya didnt know she had HIV?

L-Pink · 04-02-2008, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

That's nothing, today, I put on a long blonde wig, went into a bar, and picked up GFY's dumbest gimmick. I bent him over the bed and fucked him. He thought it was a strap-on until it squirted.

...now I got a nasty itch.

WTF?

BlingDaddy · 04-02-2008, 01:10 AM

Thread worthless without pics....

Vick! · 04-02-2008, 04:55 AM

she also made a foot out of you by not telling she has HIV.

viencarl · 04-02-2008, 04:58 AM

weres the pic show it to us

XMaster · 04-02-2008, 05:19 AM

this nice story is obviously photoshoped.

florin · 04-02-2008, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by amateur-skin

good story. dont quit your day job.

ADL Eddie · 04-02-2008, 07:52 AM

carol.prime · 04-02-2008, 08:11 AM

Thanks for sharing your April fool's story. :1orlaugh :1orlaugh :1orlaugh

Michaelious · 04-02-2008, 08:54 AM

Who was this? Granny from the Beverly Hill Billys!?!?

fluffygrrl · 04-02-2008, 09:50 AM

Isn't this the guy running around claiming he makes five billion a second off google photo-checks ?

04-01-2008, 07:43 PM	#1
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04-01-2008, 07:48 PM	#3
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