I fucked some girl today and said April fools day to her!
 

So I met this girl today and gave her the big story about me breaking up with my ex, my mother that has cancer and three hours later we were doing it. So when we finished I just got up and started to laugh. She asked me what was so funny and I said "April fools, I was just kidding". She didn't like it at all. Stupid bitch. :1orglaugh

did she then return the favour and say April Folls and whip out her dick?

good story. dont quit your day job.

I prefer Achmed.

Was that supposed to be amusing?

That's nothing, today, I put on a long blonde wig, went into a bar, and picked up GFY's dumbest gimmick. I bent him over the bed and fucked him. He thought it was a strap-on until it squirted.

...now I got a nasty itch. :Oh crap

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hehe, nice story

She sent me an email about you.
Ya didnt know she had HIV?

WTF? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thread worthless without pics.... :thumbsup

she also made a foot out of you by not telling she has HIV.

weres the pic show it to us :):):)

this nice story is obviously photoshoped.

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Thanks for sharing your April fool's story. :1orlaugh :1orlaugh :1orlaugh

Who was this? Granny from the Beverly Hill Billys!?!?

Isn't this the guy running around claiming he makes five billion a second off google photo-checks ?