cracked windshield on a airplane? WTF - GoFuckYourself.com

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 02:09 PM

I was going to pick up a brand new 18 year old from LAX coming from New York. I tell girls if they don’t call me from inside the gate of the airport and I can hear the overhead I am not driving to pick them up! Its sad I have to be like this but girls are so flaky. Anyways she calls me and tells me she is getting on the plane and then 4 hours later she calls and said she is in Philadelphia WTF. Story is that the plane had a cracked windshield and circled around for hours and landed there. So she was stuck at the airport and she is flew out at 9am and getting to Burbank at 3pm today! I thought I have heard them all but never a cracked windshield on a plane? Is this bullshit or real? I will keep you posted on this story.

GrouchyAdmin · 03-31-2008, 02:09 PM

Better yet, post it in your fucking blog.

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 02:10 PM

Also she claims she had to spend the night at the airport last night?

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Better yet, post it in your fucking blog.

I did

DirtyDanza · 03-31-2008, 02:12 PM

lol

hey donny I know players fuck up and all but on your DLP site in your equip listings.. bottom you say 4 keno's don't you mean Kino as in Kinoflo

mrwilson · 03-31-2008, 02:12 PM

It's possible.
Just make her pay when she does finally arrive.

Surprise bum sex works a treat

After Shock Media · 03-31-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by donnylong

Also she claims she had to spend the night at the airport last night?

Sounds more honest.

If your that interested and you did fly her out, can you not call the airline and confirm the issue?

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Sounds more honest.

If your that interested and you did fly her out, can you not call the airline and confirm the issue?

she payed her own flight so its not that big of a big to me! I dont pay no flaky bitch's porn flights. Whats wrong with you lol

Rhesus · 03-31-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by donnylong

she payed her own flight so its not that big of a big to me! I dont pay no flaky bitch's porn flights. Whats wrong with you lol

What's wrong with you?

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhesus

What's wrong with you?

nothing at all just have had a lot of girls flake and know better than to trust them!

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 02:41 PM

bump for people thoughts? True story or bullshit?

Michaelious · 03-31-2008, 02:43 PM

It sounds like some crazy shit

After Shock Media · 03-31-2008, 02:46 PM

Donny you still can fucking call and find out.
Just use some BS fucking excuse, or call your model and get her flight info.

I would just typically use the my wife/daughter/niece/etc was supposed to arrive today. She left (airport) on the (flight time) and I am concerned. Can you tell me if anything happened with the plane such as a layover or something.

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Donny you still can fucking call and find out.
Just use some BS fucking excuse, or call your model and get her flight info.

I would just typically use the my wife/daughter/niece/etc was supposed to arrive today. She left (airport) on the (flight time) and I am concerned. Can you tell me if anything happened with the plane such as a layover or something.

she is suppose to fly into burbank in 1 hour and ten min. so I will find out then and keep you posted!

rowan · 03-31-2008, 09:22 PM

A cracked windshield wouldn't be impossible, but I'm wondering why they'd need to circle? Surely it would be more important to get it onto the ground as soon as possible. If it's a full tank fuel issue then they could have dumped it.

There was an incident with an aircraft in the late 80s (from memory) where a replacement windshield was not properly fitted, and one of the pilots was sucked out in mid air. They managed to hold onto his feet and he survived.

So what's the story with the model?

donnylong · 03-31-2008, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

A cracked windshield wouldn't be impossible, but I'm wondering why they'd need to circle? Surely it would be more important to get it onto the ground as soon as possible. If it's a full tank fuel issue then they could have dumped it.

There was an incident with an aircraft in the late 80s (from memory) where a replacement windshield was not properly fitted, and one of the pilots was sucked out in mid air. They managed to hold onto his feet and he survived.

So what's the story with the model?

not really sure! she said the plane couldnt fully pressurize because of a crack in the windshield. I picked her up at burbank tonight so I will post pix soon!

AdPatron · 03-31-2008, 09:50 PM

Who really gives a shit?

farkedup · 03-31-2008, 10:05 PM

if a plane can't properly pressurize you don't get off the ground. I've taxi'd a runway for an hour just to have to go back and exit the plane because a door hadn't sealed properly so we couldn't pressurize properly so they simply wouldn't let us off the ground.

HouseHead · 03-31-2008, 10:08 PM

i dont know, what do you think

who · 03-31-2008, 10:09 PM

Airplane windshields aren't made of glass.

Some Guy · 03-31-2008, 10:10 PM

It's probably true. Shit goes wrong with planes all the time these days, and we all know how fucked-up the airlines are. I think if she were going to make up a story, she'd come up with something better than that. It's so asinine, it's gotta' be true.

Some Guy · 03-31-2008, 10:12 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252589,00.html

Apparently cold weather can cause cracks in an airplane's windshield. Lovely.

Fizzgig · 04-01-2008, 12:53 AM

I found a great gag at the dollar stor a couple of days ago; It was half a hockey puck with spiderwebbed clear plastic all around it that you can stick on a windshield.

Imagine putting THAT on a plane!

mrwilson · 04-01-2008, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

A cracked windshield wouldn't be impossible, but I'm wondering why they'd need to circle? Surely it would be more important to get it onto the ground as soon as possible. If it's a full tank fuel issue then they could have dumped it.

There was an incident with an aircraft in the late 80s (from memory) where a replacement windshield was not properly fitted, and one of the pilots was sucked out in mid air. They managed to hold onto his feet and he survived.

So what's the story with the model?

That was a british airways planes in london, pilot survived even though is was spread across the face of the plane.

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-01-2008, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Guy

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252589,00.html

Apparently cold weather can cause cracks in an airplane's windshield. Lovely.

Thats a real foxnews link now

sicone · 04-01-2008, 02:25 AM

If they cant make it on time... they arent worth the ass fucking im gonna give them

viencarl · 04-01-2008, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by donnylong

Also she claims she had to spend the night at the airport last night?

of course she's with me

03-31-2008, 02:09 PM	#1
donnylong So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,164	cracked windshield on a airplane? WTF I was going to pick up a brand new 18 year old from LAX coming from New York. I tell girls if they don’t call me from inside the gate of the airport and I can hear the overhead I am not driving to pick them up! Its sad I have to be like this but girls are so flaky. Anyways she calls me and tells me she is getting on the plane and then 4 hours later she calls and said she is in Philadelphia WTF. Story is that the plane had a cracked windshield and circled around for hours and landed there. So she was stuck at the airport and she is flew out at 9am and getting to Burbank at 3pm today! I thought I have heard them all but never a cracked windshield on a plane? Is this bullshit or real? I will keep you posted on this story.

03-31-2008, 02:09 PM	#2
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03-31-2008, 02:12 PM	#5
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03-31-2008, 02:46 PM	#13
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03-31-2008, 02:10 PM	#3
donnylong So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,164	Also she claims she had to spend the night at the airport last night?

03-31-2008, 02:12 PM	#6
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	It's possible. Just make her pay when she does finally arrive. Surprise bum sex works a treat

03-31-2008, 02:41 PM	#11
donnylong So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,164	bump for people thoughts? True story or bullshit?

03-31-2008, 09:22 PM	#15
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	A cracked windshield wouldn't be impossible, but I'm wondering why they'd need to circle? Surely it would be more important to get it onto the ground as soon as possible. If it's a full tank fuel issue then they could have dumped it. There was an incident with an aircraft in the late 80s (from memory) where a replacement windshield was not properly fitted, and one of the pilots was sucked out in mid air. They managed to hold onto his feet and he survived. So what's the story with the model?

03-31-2008, 09:50 PM	#17
AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	Who really gives a shit?

03-31-2008, 10:05 PM	#18
farkedup Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 2,490	if a plane can't properly pressurize you don't get off the ground. I've taxi'd a runway for an hour just to have to go back and exit the plane because a door hadn't sealed properly so we couldn't pressurize properly so they simply wouldn't let us off the ground. __________________ -- QUOTE ME IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL --

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03-31-2008, 10:09 PM	#20
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Airplane windshields aren't made of glass.

03-31-2008, 10:10 PM	#21
Some Guy Affordable Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,750	It's probably true. Shit goes wrong with planes all the time these days, and we all know how fucked-up the airlines are. I think if she were going to make up a story, she'd come up with something better than that. It's so asinine, it's gotta' be true. __________________ Need a Cheap Design? - Cheap Quality Content Available! Fuck you Michelle Malkin and Fox News

03-31-2008, 10:12 PM	#22
Some Guy Affordable Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,750	http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252589,00.html Apparently cold weather can cause cracks in an airplane's windshield. Lovely. __________________ Need a Cheap Design? - Cheap Quality Content Available! Fuck you Michelle Malkin and Fox News

04-01-2008, 12:53 AM	#23
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	I found a great gag at the dollar stor a couple of days ago; It was half a hockey puck with spiderwebbed clear plastic all around it that you can stick on a windshield. Imagine putting THAT on a plane! __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

04-01-2008, 02:25 AM	#26
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	If they cant make it on time... they arent worth the ass fucking im gonna give them __________________