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Gerco · 03-26-2008, 02:42 PM

Well, I tried to eat tongue today. Unfortunately it was my own... I bit the crap out of it. Damn this hurts like crazy! Actually bit a chuck off the side and saw stars. I can't believe I did it, at 40 years old, this is the first time I have ever really bit my tongue this bad, its been bleeding for the last 3 hours. I have been putting ambisol on it.

Persius · 03-26-2008, 02:45 PM

damn that sucks.... put some salt on it... lol jk not sure what will happen

Scott McD · 03-26-2008, 02:49 PM

That can't be good.

How did you manage that ??

J. Falcon · 03-26-2008, 02:53 PM

Shit happens.

DirtyProfits · 03-26-2008, 02:58 PM

Take a Viagra and go masturbate to forget the pain

D Ghost · 03-26-2008, 03:00 PM

thought you were gonna say cow tongue

bobby666 · 03-26-2008, 03:38 PM

rule 1#: never eat your own tongue
rule 2# cow tongues are better

Topher49er · 03-26-2008, 03:49 PM

ouch...hope you feel better...

AdPatron · 03-26-2008, 04:12 PM

Sounds painful!!

Spunky · 03-26-2008, 04:21 PM

I usually do that to my lower lip all the time..hurts like hell

tranza · 03-26-2008, 04:22 PM

Damn man, that sucks!

I don't remember the last time I bit my tongue actually.

chelo - adultcopywriters · 03-26-2008, 08:42 PM

Sorry for you man! I'm sure it will get bigger due to the inflammation, beware not to bite it again now that it's bigger. That happened to me once and it hurts more than the first time.

Gerco · 03-26-2008, 08:47 PM

Eating supper tonight was an adventure in pain... Arg... hopefully it will be better by the time I wake up

viencarl · 03-27-2008, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Topher49er

ouch...hope you feel better...

munki · 03-27-2008, 04:30 AM

ACkkk no fun

rowan · 03-27-2008, 04:33 AM

I have a habit of whacking my teeth together in my sleep, or perhaps as I'm just coming out of it. It's not a natural open/close motion either, it's like the top part of my jaw is offset sideways so the front of my teeth on one row hit the back of another. One of these days I'm going to end up doing some real damage.

Back to the original prob, I knew a guy in high school who cut off a part of his tongue for a dare.

NinjaSteve · 03-27-2008, 04:34 AM

If it's still bleeding maybe there's a chance you need stitches? You could visit the doctor or get your own sewing kit from Walgreens and do it up yourself.

EuroRev_Stacey · 03-27-2008, 04:39 AM

Ohh, that really hurts, maybe an ice could help!

Jens Van Assterdam · 03-27-2008, 04:42 AM

ouch that must have hurt

TimCase · 03-27-2008, 05:43 AM

I hate it when I bite my tongue.

And I won't eat cow tongue -- I don't want to taste something that might be tasting me back at the same time.

cthulhu_waves · 03-27-2008, 06:16 AM

that suck dude very painful

MichelleB · 03-27-2008, 06:26 AM

Sorry to here that. I hate it when that happens, but I don't think I've bitten mine that bad. Ouch!

Fap · 03-27-2008, 06:55 AM

ouuuchhhhh that sucks man

carol.prime · 03-27-2008, 08:44 AM

hope you feel better now Gerco.

Michaelious · 03-27-2008, 10:10 AM

Take some pain killers and sleeping pills, lots of vitamins and sleep that pain away. Alternatively a few space cakes and a crate of whiskey.

payd2purv · 03-27-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco

Well, I tried to eat tongue today. Unfortunately it was my own... I bit the crap out of it. Damn this hurts like crazy! Actually bit a chuck off the side and saw stars. I can't believe I did it, at 40 years old, this is the first time I have ever really bit my tongue this bad, its been bleeding for the last 3 hours. I have been putting ambisol on it.

that's the fucking worst.

That is going to be bugging you for a few days.

I gargle with salt water to get the healing process started a lil faster.

Luckily the skin in your mouth is the fastest healing of any part of your body.

VeriSexy · 03-27-2008, 06:27 PM

Ouch.. know the feeling

shekinah · 03-27-2008, 07:30 PM

I feel for you man!

BobG · 03-28-2008, 12:07 AM

sucks man. but really, shredded, bbq'd or roasted cow tounge.... tender, juicy and delicious.

florin · 03-28-2008, 03:31 AM

that sucks...

biskoppen · 03-28-2008, 07:08 AM

Lots of accidents happens when people try to suck their own cock

KILL_FRENZY · 03-28-2008, 08:28 AM

that must have hurt

03-26-2008, 02:42 PM	#1
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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I have a habit of whacking my teeth together in my sleep, or perhaps as I'm just coming out of it. It's not a natural open/close motion either, it's like the top part of my jaw is offset sideways so the front of my teeth on one row hit the back of another. One of these days I'm going to end up doing some real damage. Back to the original prob, I knew a guy in high school who cut off a part of his tongue for a dare.

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