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snaker · 03-23-2008, 01:44 PM

One of my friends is a new york guido in florida and its an absolute spectacle to hang with the dood. Whats wrong with these clowns. Funny thing is, my guido buddy gets tons of chicks, wtf ladies

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PbEvPuzlvHM

ProjectNaked · 03-23-2008, 01:49 PM

I can't help but laugh at them in the clubs

HouseHead · 03-23-2008, 02:24 PM

We don't have any of those things here in Southern Cali.. Thank gawd

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-23-2008, 03:02 PM

lol at spray on tan...

I am chauncy · 03-23-2008, 03:13 PM

they give Italians a bad name

GT-Omar · 03-23-2008, 03:14 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGINWvgoJXU

Eriic · 03-23-2008, 03:47 PM

GUIDO? You insulting Prick!

I am Guido Richard Bruinswick Stevens Garcia Fernando Eriic Garcia

What the Fuck is your problem?

GrouchyAdmin · 03-23-2008, 03:57 PM

SmutGiant · 03-23-2008, 04:05 PM

we call them ginos here...

starpimps · 03-23-2008, 04:05 PM

MikeVega · 03-23-2008, 04:06 PM

i can't say i know any now but in my days in the clubs i knew a ton .. they are fucked up and for some odd fucking reason girls go for it ...lol

MikeVega · 03-23-2008, 04:08 PM

i can't say i know any now but in my days in the clubs i knew a ton .. they are fucked up and for some odd fucking reason girls go for it ...lol

Brother Bilo · 03-23-2008, 08:01 PM

My roommate for a while was a guido. He would take 45 minutes to do his hair just to go down to the local bar, it didn't even take me 45 minutes to wake up and get out the door.

He got laid for sure, but god forbid if someone touched his hair. It was just short of the world ending. Ridiculous.

HouseHead · 03-23-2008, 08:07 PM

Instead of guido's we have BRO's. Braaap brap ride or die DGAF 909 southern cali

Jayvis · 03-23-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGINWvgoJXU

That is comedy gold. I just killed an hour watching those videos from that kid.

LeRoy · 03-23-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insane Matt

We don't have any of those things here in Southern Cali.. Thank gawd

Yes we do. Theres tons of them in the beach bars here in Newport. Bunch of college guidos too for some reason.

I remember hanging out the ultimate guido. Joey Buttafuco the doorman at the Rainbow Room in Hollywood. If anyone wants to get laid by hot rocker chicks thats where to do it. So many trampoliscous nights at that bar. I'll throw out the term that works well with that age group over there . "It's Rad"

iheartbucks · 03-23-2008, 08:12 PM

yep, I know several living in nyc

Spunky · 03-23-2008, 08:35 PM

Only see the wannabes in the club

Fap · 03-23-2008, 08:58 PM

i was raised in long island.. ive seen too many.. www.GetOffOurIsland.com

Dagwolf · 03-23-2008, 10:40 PM

Shuddupa you face afore I slap it shut.

TheAgent · 03-23-2008, 10:42 PM

I am from jersey, what the fuck you think hahaha

Guidos with the porcupine hair all over

Pauldarian · 03-23-2008, 10:46 PM

I thought Guido's were like Mob hitmen.
shows what the hell I know.

I grew up in San Gabriel and Southie

J. Falcon · 03-23-2008, 10:57 PM

Isnt Juicy a Guido?

mrthumbs · 03-23-2008, 10:58 PM

Juicy used to be a guido before he turned into a jewish arab

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-24-2008, 12:10 AM

You only see guidos in clubs, because it's the only place a fake assed piece of shit like that is cool. clubs are the epicenter of life failures...

aren't good at anything and generally are an uninteresting talentless fuck? spend every last moment of your time doing your hair and hanging out in the faggot club scene with other douchebags.

I worked in the clubs for a while after highschool, my roommate was a bartender, I worked the door. I never seen so many dumbfucks focused in one place in my entire life. I thought nightclubs were cool for all of about one year, then I went back to getting slammed in grungy college bars and rock gig pissholes. FUCK YA!

Chio · 03-24-2008, 12:20 AM

Deer Park Avenue. A whole bunch of clowns goin' 'round

naughtyconnect · 03-24-2008, 05:38 AM

YET you admit they get the hot pussy...!

maybe these guys are just evolving better than you are?

I'd be a hater too if i was going home alone, after sitting in the corner with my buddy 'looking cool' all night; while the hot girl goes home with said guidos. These guys put in effort to get laid and it seems to work for them. of course they are gonna be hated

I think this thread calls for..

hotchickswithdouchebags.com

enjoy

Juicy D. Links · 03-24-2008, 05:45 AM

You may find Guidos.
- Doing Cocaine in the public restroom at a beach
- Saying "forget about it" when it does not apply
- Acting out what they "would do" to Carmen Electra at a family restaurant
- Talking about how they respect Usher
- Turning up the Bass in an Excursion while passing a crowd of people.
- Crying outside an Excursion while being searched by the police.
- Asking "Do you know who I am?" in an attempt to bluff his way out of a fight.
- Calling a girl a bitch because she doesn't like being groped by a stranger.
- Watching "Growing up Gotti" as a group.
- Driving at pace with a girl, who is angrily walking down the side of the road, trying to apologize to her over techno music
- In a BMW with blue neon lights glowing from the bottom while speeding down the 495.
- Drinking Coors light on a 25' boat while blaring the "Boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy.
- Quoting Scarface ad nauseam
- Explaining to a mason how the working man is a sucker before taking his daughter out on a date.
- Pretty much embarrassing Italian-Americans & all human beings everywhere.

You will NEVER find Guidos:
-Playing football in a park
-Working
-Wearing a shirt if it is not required
-Politely ordering a meal at a restaurant -Looking a man in the eyes when shakinghis hands
-Purchasing any goods or services with money they actually earned
-Doing the right thing
-Having a pleasant demeanor
-Being genuinely happy
-Having an educated opinion on a worldly issue

Juicy D. Links · 03-24-2008, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio

Deer Park Avenue. A whole bunch of clowns goin' 'round

we cruised DPA back in the day , we went out in herds.... mustangs , i had a Thunberd Supercoupe the one with the supercharger back in day lolllllllllllll we raced otherg guidos

Juicy D. Links · 03-24-2008, 05:48 AM

TheSenator · 03-24-2008, 06:29 AM

This is my guido buddy holding it down and repping..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8rYcfO_BK5w

Fap · 03-24-2008, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

we cruised DPA back in the day , we went out in herds.... mustangs , i had a Thunberd Supercoupe the one with the supercharger back in day lolllllllllllll we raced otherg guidos

I've been to DPA before, some decent cars there, andsure enough plenty of guidos

L-Pink · 03-24-2008, 06:47 AM

ohh k ...........

lhizy_05 · 03-24-2008, 06:50 AM

it's an italian name???

WebCashMaker · 03-24-2008, 06:51 AM

Maybe they get laid so much because there are so many Guidettes.

Rhesus · 03-24-2008, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

This is my guido buddy holding it down and repping..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8rYcfO_BK5w

WTF is that guy in the blue shirt rolling up his shirt for?

Pauldarian · 03-26-2008, 10:07 PM

My fucking hero

03-23-2008, 01:44 PM	#1
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03-23-2008, 08:01 PM	#13
Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	My roommate for a while was a guido. He would take 45 minutes to do his hair just to go down to the local bar, it didn't even take me 45 minutes to wake up and get out the door. He got laid for sure, but god forbid if someone touched his hair. It was just short of the world ending. Ridiculous. __________________

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	You only see guidos in clubs, because it's the only place a fake assed piece of shit like that is cool. clubs are the epicenter of life failures... aren't good at anything and generally are an uninteresting talentless fuck? spend every last moment of your time doing your hair and hanging out in the faggot club scene with other douchebags. I worked in the clubs for a while after highschool, my roommate was a bartender, I worked the door. I never seen so many dumbfucks focused in one place in my entire life. I thought nightclubs were cool for all of about one year, then I went back to getting slammed in grungy college bars and rock gig pissholes. FUCK YA!

03-24-2008, 12:20 AM	#26
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03-24-2008, 05:38 AM	#27
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03-24-2008, 05:45 AM	#28
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	You may find Guidos. - Doing Cocaine in the public restroom at a beach - Saying "forget about it" when it does not apply - Acting out what they "would do" to Carmen Electra at a family restaurant - Talking about how they respect Usher - Turning up the Bass in an Excursion while passing a crowd of people. - Crying outside an Excursion while being searched by the police. - Asking "Do you know who I am?" in an attempt to bluff his way out of a fight. - Calling a girl a bitch because she doesn't like being groped by a stranger. - Watching "Growing up Gotti" as a group. - Driving at pace with a girl, who is angrily walking down the side of the road, trying to apologize to her over techno music - In a BMW with blue neon lights glowing from the bottom while speeding down the 495. - Drinking Coors light on a 25' boat while blaring the "Boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy. - Quoting Scarface ad nauseam - Explaining to a mason how the working man is a sucker before taking his daughter out on a date. - Pretty much embarrassing Italian-Americans & all human beings everywhere. You will NEVER find Guidos: -Playing football in a park -Working -Wearing a shirt if it is not required -Politely ordering a meal at a restaurant -Looking a man in the eyes when shakinghis hands -Purchasing any goods or services with money they actually earned -Doing the right thing -Having a pleasant demeanor -Being genuinely happy -Having an educated opinion on a worldly issue

03-24-2008, 05:48 AM	#30
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

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TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,340	This is my guido buddy holding it down and repping.. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8rYcfO_BK5w __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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